Hi, I'm Josh. Mild manner person on the outside. Hang with me enough, I'll let loose and you'll see why some people think im half insane.
I'm from Jersey and nothing can change that.
I strongly believe in karma too.
Later guys.
I wanna meet alot of people.
- I wanna meet george bush and punch him in the stomach and then give him a quick swack to the nuts and tell him hes a horrbiel president...and an idoit.
- I wanna meet the person who is misrepresenting their ethnic background and tell them that they're the reason why that group of people hate you.
- I wanna meet god and congradulate him on his best product that he agve to us, the marijuana.
- I wanna meet all the rich people of the world, rob them, give the money out to the people who need it more than the people who are using it just to buy new cars new homes, new carpets, walls, mirrors, and etc. when they will never use it in there lives
- I wanna meet the person who came up with the big bang theory and also congradulate him on a very well thought out possibility of how everthing came to be.
- I wanna meet the person who came up with evolution and give appluad him for his ingenious belief about how humans evolved from one cell to a monkey to a neanderthall to modern human.
- I wanna meet the first person to believe differently of what the early church wanted to people to belive. I congradulate him for being different and thinking out of the box.
- I wanna meet everyone who thinks in unusual way about things being simple or complex 'cause thought is still though no matter how you try to spilt it.
- I wanna meet Tom.
- I wanna meet everyone who I'm shy to.
- I wanna meet the person who thought up of the plastic bottles that milk is stored in(gal. milk bottles).
- I wanna meet the person who invented the plastic bag.
- I wanna meet Thomas Edison
- I wanna meet Aaron McGruder
- I wanna meet Benjiman Franklin
- I wanna meet Jimi Hendrix
- I wanna meet James "Lynn" Strait
- I wanna meet Bob Marley
- I wanna meet every band member from every band that I listen to.
- I wanna meet the first creative thinker.
- I wanna meet the person who stumbled across marijuana.
- I wanna meet the person who found the plant that contained alcohol in it.
- I wanna meet Jose Cuervo
- I wanna meet Jim Beam
- I wanna meet Jim Morrison
- I wanna meet Jack Daniels
- I wanna meet the person who invented video games
- I wanna meet the guy who beat mario bros. 3 in 11 mins.
- I wanna meet the person who came up with the idea of bug spray.
- I wanna meet the person who invented the tiolet paper.
- I wanna meet the person who thought of making their own sponge rather than killing the sponges that fliter some of the water.
- I wanna meet the person who invented soap.
- I wanna meet the person who invented scented soap.
- I wanna meet the person who invented shampoo
- I wanna meet the trainer of Shamoo.
- I wanna meet the person who invented conditioner.
- I wanna meet the person who invented scent shampoo
- I wanna meet the person who invented scented conditioner
- I wanna meet the person who combined shampoo and conditioner to save time.
- I wanna meet someone who has no hope and tell them that there always is a chance.
- I wanna meet the person who created the Hess Trucks 'cause they are awesome.
- I wanna meet the person who invented the computer chip.
- I wanna meet the person who invented the first computer.
- I wanna meet the first computer that can play chess and make wrong moves while playing with it to make it crash.
- I wanna meet the people of N.A.S.A. and ask them if we really did land on the moon.
- I wanna meet President Aberham Lincoln.
- I wanna meet President Ulysses Grant.
- I wanna meet all the soldiers who died for this country and tell them that there are people that don't respect their deaths and don't abuse of their rights.
- I wanna meet the Swamp Fox.
- I wanna meet Bill Clinton and say "Wow, You were the greatest president since Franklin Delenor Roosevelt."
- I wanna meet Jhonen Vasquez.
- I wanna meet the asshole who canceled Invader Zim.
- I wanna meet the asshole who canceled Titus.
- I wanna meet the asshole who canceled Ren and Stimpy.
- I wanna meet the asshole who canceled That 80's Show.
- I wanna meet the asshole who canceled Rocko's Modern Life.
- I wanna meet the asshole who canceled Unhappily Everafter.
- I wanna meet the asshole who canceled The Critic.
- I wanna meet the asshole who canceled the old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 'cause the orginal were better.
- I wanna meet all the assholes who canceled the good shows and hit them in the nuts until they put them back up.
- I wanna meet Stan Lee.
- I wanna meet Spiderman if he was real 'cause hes the most orginal and the coolest super hero next to Earthworm Jim.
- I wanna meet the creator of Earthworm Jim.
- I wanna meet the creator of The Animaniacs.
- I wanna meet the creator of FreAkaZoid.
- I wanna meet the creator of Looney Toons 'cause they rock.
- I wanna meet the creator of Tom and Jerry 'cause they are the orginal hurt humor.
- I wanna meet the pioneers of everything that is outrageous now.
- I wanna meet the person who thought up of suspended rollar coasters.
- I wanna meet the person who invented Dance Dance Revolution.
- I wanna meet the creator of diapers.
- I wanna meet the people who invented paper.
- I wanna meet the person who thought up of Ba Gua.
- I wanna meet the person who mastered all the martial art styles.
- I wanna meet the person who started the Shaolin Monks.
- I wanna meet the person who gave scent to the combination of shampoo and conditioner.
- I wanna meet Leonardo De Vinci.
- I wanna meet Raphael.
- I wanna meet Michangelo.
- I wanna meet the people who went to get their babies aborted 'casue its their body let them do whatever they damn well please.
- I wanna meet the people who were treated differently 'cause of their appearence after 9/11, SOME OF THEM DIDN'T DO IT!
- I wanna meet the people who racist and tell them to give people a chance, not every is the same.
- I wanna meet Rune Glifberg.
- I wanna meet Bob Burnquist.
- I wanna meet Steve Cabellero 'cause he just doesn't quit.
- I wanna meet Rodeny Mullen.
- I wanna meet Bucky Lasek.
- I wanne meet Jamie Thomas.
- I wanna meet Elissa Steamer.
- I wanna meet Bam Margera and tell him he sucks, he's an idoit and that he's a sellout for making a show where he does stupid thigns during life. If you wanna see something funny play pinata with a hive and break it open.
- I wanna meet Andrew Reynolds.
- I wanna meet Franky Morales.
- I wanna meet Taig Khris.
- I wanna meet Jaren Grob.
- I wanna meet Chris Edwards.
- I wanna meet George Foreman and thank him for his George Foreman Grill.
- I wanna meet Matt Groening.
- I wanna meet Seth Green.
- I wanna meet Seth McFarlane.
- I wanna meet the first person who wrote the bible and smack him and tell to write it out plain and simple so that retarded southner hicks wont get confused that marriage is scared 'cause its TWO PEOPLE SHARING EACH OTHERS LIFE WITH ONE ANOTHER, THROUGH WORST, THROUGH GOOD, NOT JUST BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN. its wrong when its animals and people...cause well...that is wrong.
- I wanna meet the dude who their portion of their life just to write the dictionary.
- I wanna meet the person who created The Flash.
- I wanna meet the loser who invented the internet and tell them that they made a new game and watch.
- I wanna meet the poeple who watch reality tv and tell them they their life sucks so much that they have to watch other people act out a fake life.
- I wanna meet jesus and ask him how he puts up with all the bulslhit the world gives him.
- I wanna meet god and ask him what he thinks of the people who give up their own lives for what they think is righteous and worth dieing for.
- I wanna meet the dumbass who created reality tv and smack them for adding to the cause of retardation of the world cause people are so stupid their not gonna have a chance to live their own life and watch a fake life on tv.
- I wanna meet the person who thought of television waves, and tell them that they made the world stupider and lazier cause of them inventing tv waves.
- I wanna meet all the girls who are on girls gone wild and back slap them and tell them its not fun when they're exposing their bodies to random strangers that they will never meet but beat off to them...open your eyes its not fun, your just a slut and an idoit...and if anyone that I anyone that I know part takes in this they will be downfrowned by me and will lose my respect.
- I wanna meet all the assholes out in the world and beat the living shit out of them for treating the girls like shit, for making them feel like shit when they don't need it, for jsut being with them jsut so they can say "yeah, I had a hot girl before", for using the girls for sex when you cant get any from anyone else, for doing all the shit to all the girls that deserve better than them.
- I wanna meet all the bitches that say all they want is a nice guy and go out with a fucking asshole jsut to fucked over in the end. I just wanna yell at them and tell them they made a horbiel mistake and jsut to take a chance with a nice guy for once.
- I wanna meet the genious that invented whiskey.
- I wanna meet the other genious who invented rum.
- I wanna meet the other genious that invented gin.
- I wanna meet the person who invented alcohol.
- I wanna meet the genious who invented beer for when you pass out from the strong stuff.
- I wanna meet the person who invented wine coolers(its for the ladies[ladies not girls]).
- I wanna meet the other assholes who trick the girls that they're really nice but really aren't but are just in it for the ass. I wanna pelt them with decapitate 8 weel rotting roadkill.
- I wanna meet jesus and ask him what hes really all about 'cause no human would die for everyone sins, maybe to save a group but not die for people that are murdering him.
- I wanna meet the girl who doesnt care what people think, what people say. A girl who has a open mind about everything and that gives everything a chance. The girl that won't judge me by the way I look but by the way I am. Hell I could care less how she looked like. I'm not as shallow as every other guy who goes around looking for hot girls to be friend with. I wanna be friends with anyone thats cool and fun.
- I wanna meet someone who won't turn around and backstab me when I need their help.
- I wanna meet someone who will respect me with as much respect I have for them.
- I wanna meet the person who will teach me some thing about life and about me...wait...I already did. To my friends and family, you guys are awesome even though some times we screw around like kids with down sydrome or with special needs, we'll always be there for each other and so will I.
This is the smallest list. I'm pathetic, I also need more bands to listen too...3 Doors Down, 30 Seconds To Mars, 311, 4ManBob, 7 Angels 7 Plagues, Accept, AC/DC, Adema, Advantage To Crush, Aerosmith, AFI, Afroman, Against All Authority, Against Me!, Agnostic Front, Aileen Kills, Alien Ant Farm, All Else Fails NJ, All That Remains, All Tied Up, Allstar Otis, Angry Amputees, Anti-Flag, Anti-Heros, The Apex Theory,The Aquabats, Arch Enemy, As I Lay Dying, Ash, Atreyu, Audio Adrenaline, Audioslave, Authority Zero, Avenged Sevenfold, Aww James, Axis Of Evil, Bad Brains, Bad Larry, Bad Religion, Bane, The Banner, Beatsteaks, Bedlight for BLUEeyes, The Beetles, Big D and The Kids Table, Bigwig, The Black Dahlia Murder, Birdbrain, Black Flag, Black Label Society, Black Sabbeth, Blanks 77, Blind Gaurdian, Blind Melon, Blindside, Blink182(always have,always will), Blood for Blood, Bloodhound Gang, Blur, Bob Marley, Bobaflex, Bombshell Rocks, Bon Jovi, The Bouncing Souls, Bowling For Soup, The Bronx, Brujeria, Buck-O-Nine, Bullet For My Valentine, Bullets Over Broadway, Bush, The Business, Caffeinated, Caldera, Carl Orff, Carlos Santana, The Casualties, Catch 22, Centsless, Chapeaumelon, The Chariot, Chevelle, Children of Bodom, Chixdiggit, Choking Victim, Circle Jerks, CKY, The Clash, Comeback Kid, Common Rider, CONGRESS, Conspicuous Consumption, Coolio, Corrosion Of Conformity, Counting Crows, Cradle Of Filth, Craet, Cursive, Custom, Cypress Hill, Daddy Too Bad and The Skankaholics, Daly's Gone Wrong, Darkest Hour, Das Oath, The Dead 60's, The Dead Kennedys, Degle, Death Threat, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, Devil Driver, Dimmu Borgir, Dio, Dirty Larry, The Distillers, The Doors, Dope, Dream Theater, Dropkick Murpheys, Drowning Pool, DVDA, The EAgles, Eight Is Enough, El Pus, Emery, Eric Clapton, Eve 6, Everlast, Everytime I Die, Fastball, Fenix TX, Finger Eleven, Five Iron Frenzy, The Flaming Tsunamis, Flashlight Arcade, Flogging Molly, F-Minus, Foghat, Foo Fighters, The Forces Of Evil, Foreigner, Frantic Flinstones, Franz Ferdinand, Funeral For A Friend, The Get Up Kids, Glasseater, Gob, Godsmack, Goldfinger, Good Riddance, Grateful Dead, A Greater Cause, Greenday, Guns N' Roses, Guttermouth, H2O, Haliflax, Havery Danger, Head Automatica, HIM, The Hives, Hoobastank(when they first started out), Hundred Reasons, Iced Earth, Insane Clown Posse, Idlewild, In Flames, Incubus, Injected, Insane Clown Posse, Iron Maiden, Jack Off Jill, Jackyl, Jane's Addiction, Jersey Calling, Jesus Bomb, Jet, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Eat World, JKP Bombs, Joy Division, Kamikaze, Kazzer, Killswitch Engage, Kinky, Kiss, KoRn, Kreator, Lagwagon, Lamb Of God, Last Picked, Led Zeppelin, Leftover Crack, Less Than Jake, Let's Go Bowling, The Libertines, A Life Once Lost, A Lifeless Alliance, Old Linkin Park, Lit, The Living End, Local H, Long Shot Hero, Lost Prophets, Louis XIV, Lucky Boys Confusion, Lustra, Mad Caddies, Madball, Madness, Mago De Oz, Majorska, Marilyn Manson, Mastodon, Matamoska, Matisyahu, Mathew Good Band(NOT DAVES MATHEW BAND), Me First & The Gimmes Gimmes, Metallica, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Millencolin, Minor Threat, Minus Vince, Misfists, Molotov, Monkey Jacket, Monkey Paw, Moth, Motion City Soundtrack, Motley Crue, MotorHead, The Movie Life, MU330, Murder City Devils, Muse, Mustard Plug, My Pal Partisan, MXPX, Nas, Nazareth, Never Fits In, New Mexican Disaster Squad The New York Dolls, Nightrage, Nightwish, Nirvana, No Address, No Use For A Name, No-Cash, NOFX, Nonpoint, Not For Resale, NoWayOut, Oasis, The Offspring, OPM, Operation Ivy, P.O.D., Pantera, Papa Roach(old Papa Roach), Pennywise, Pepper, A Perfect Circle, Phatom Planet, Pharcyde, Pink Floyd, The Planet Smashers, Poison The Well, The Police, Porno For Pyros, Powerman 5000, The Presidents Of the United States Of America, Pressure 4-5, Primus, Prong, Punchline, Quarashi, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Rage Against The Machine, RAISED FIST, Rammstein, The Ramones, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Rehab, Resorte, Reveille, Rhapsody, Riddlin' Kids, Rise Against, Rob Zombie, The Rolling Stones, Rufio(a little), Runaway Orange, RX Bandits, The Salads, Scropians, Secret Agent 8, Seether, The Selector, Sevendust, Sex Pistols, Shadows Fall, Shattersphere, Shindig, Shinedown, The Shizit, Sick Of It All, Silverchair, Skankin' Pickle, Ska-P, The Skatalites, The Skunk 11, The Slackers, Slayer, Skidrow, Skindread, The Slackers, Slayer, Slighty Stoopid, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Smile Emtpy Soul, Snot, Snow Patrol, Social Distrotion, Soil, Sonic Youth, Sorry About Your Couch, Soulfly, Soundgarden, The Specials, Spineshank, Spitvalves, Spunge, SR-71, Stabbing Westward, Static-X, A Step Behind, Steve Miller Band, Stone Temple Pilots, Strapping Young Lad, Stratovarious, Streetlgiht Manifesto, Stretch Arm Strong, the Strokes, Strung Out, Sublime, The Suburban Legends, Sugarcult, Suicidal Tendencies, Suicide Machines, Sum 41, Switchfoot, System Of A Down, Taproot, Tenacious D, Tiger Army, Time Again, The Toasters, Toots And The Maytals, Towpath, Trivium, Tsunami Bomb, Twisted Sister, Twizted, Type-O-Negative, U2, Unwritting Law, The Vandals, The Verve, Viernes 13, The Vines, Violent Femmes, The Von Bondies, Voodoo Glow Skulls, War, The White Stripes, The Who, Whole Wheat Bread, Wyclef Jean, Yellowcard, Zao.......I know I'm missing some...acctually alot but this will grow either way the older I get.
I don't watch alot of movies since I barely have money to rent one let alone watch one.
The Mask, Scary Movie 1-3, Final Destination 1&2, Ace Ventura 1&2, SLC Punks, The Incredibles, Liar Liar, Burce Almighty, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1-3, Austin Powers 1-3, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Anger Management, Big Daddy, Little Nicky, 8 Cracy Nights, Punch Drunk Love, Something About Mary, Zoolander, Meet the Parents, Street Fighter Alpha, Cowboy Bebop the Movie, X, Full Metal Jacket, 3 Ninjas(just the first one), Along Came Polly, Office Space, Ghostbusters 1&2, Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Jason X, A Knights Tale, Samurai X, RAMBO, Terminator 1-3, The Eraser, True Lies, Star Wars Episode 1-6, Lost in Space, Spiderman 1&2, The Truman Show, Dumb and Dumber, Batman Forver, Lords of Dogtown, Sin City, Idle Hands, The Sixth Sense, The 5th Element, PULP FICTION, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Armageddon, Robin Hood:Men In Tights, Blue Streak, HALF BAKED, Joe's Apartment, Coneheads, Orange County, Mars Attack!, Tenacious D, High Fidelity, SAVING SILVERMAN, SHALLOW HAL, Ice Age, Shrek 1&2, Coming To America, The Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The Iron Giant, Dodgeball:A True Underdog Story, Die Hard Triology, Mrs. Doubtfire, Jumanj, Flubber, Bicentennial Man, DEATH TO SMOOCHIE, Big Fat Liar, Eurotrp, Road Trip, American Pie 1-3, Old School, Dude Where's My Car?, EVolution, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, Home Alone 1-3, Little Giants, Slackers, The Pest, Super Mario Bros., Spawn, Titan A.E., Operation Dumbo Drop, Lara Croft:Tomb Radier 1&2, Kingdom Of Heaven, The Girl Next Door, The Patriot, What Women Want, Conspiracy Theory, Max Keeble's Big Move, X-Men 1&2, Mystery Men, I Spy, James Bond movies, Van Hellsing, The Mask Of Zorro, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Independence Day, Men In Black 1&2, Wild Wild West, I Robot, The Road to El Dorado, Dogma, Jersey Girl, Daredevil, Chasing Amy, STEALING HARVARD, Dream Catcher, Grind, Freddy Got Fingered, The Professional, The Godfather 1&2, An American Werewolf in Paris, A Night at the Roxbury, Cheech and Chong, Goonies, The Predetor, The Ladies Man, Elf, Wayne's World, and others. I can't think.
Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman Attorny at Law, Inuyasha, Simpsons, Cowboy Bebop, The Boondocks, Hellsing, Trigun, Married With Children, Unhappily Everafter, Ed Edd and Eddy, Malcom in the Middle, That 70s Show, That 80s Show, Southpark, Drawn Together, Sealab 2021, Megas XLR, Invader Zim, Ren and Stimpy, Rockos Modern Life, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Tom & Jerry, Looney Toons, Beserker, Eureka Seven, Samurai Champloo, Neon Genesis Evangalion, Yu Yu Hakasho, Naruto, Ben 10, Ghostbusters, Eek! the Cat,
Hannibal series those are pretty interesting, Articles on things that are funny and interesting, Rants by my favorite writer(oh by the way hes writing a book and IT IS GOING TO BE JUST AS GOD INTENDED THE WORLD TO BE, PERFECT), Comics, History abnd Science textbooks(yes I read ther school's textbooks cause they cool and its kinda fun reading about those kinda things), haven't read Mein Kumpf by Hitler yet but I hear good things about it, Theories, Hypothesis, Beliefs of other people, Funny things, Some playscripts(yeah so?). I'd read alot of things and I don't mind. I'm might start reading about minority supression. History if one of my favorite subjects. The only reason why I might do bad in it is cause we talk about stupid things. I'd read about journals or diaries of soldiers or military people during wars. Science is awesome. If you don't think it is, go shoot yourself cause burning a magnesium ribbon is fucking awesome. Chemistry textbooks and biology of animals, not insects, i hate bugs. No physics or physical science, I hate that shit. I like reading lyrics that make sense and have values behind them. Unlike a vast majority of rap, which consist of sex, drugs, abuse, and illiteracy, rock has lyrics that are about having fun and being yourself and talks about how lame and corrupt the government is, no I don't mean sytem of a down cause they're just afraid to say it out like rage against the machine and bombshell rocks. I hate songs that have to do about love cause that kind of music is for girls and if any guys listens to that should get a quick backknuckle strike in the nuts. If your a guy that listens to that, your a pussy. Its only slightly understandable if you just got of a relationship with someone great and whatever, but for any other reason, no, no, no, no, no. I could go on about that for awhile but I rather not. Oh right, I also like to read about other people's views on things(example-War on iraq, racism in our country, how people are just stupid in general, how one specific type of group fucked over most of the world, how one of the most hated groups became corrupted and can barely get a good living, etc.). I read alot of things, hateful, racists, optimistic, happy, funny, political, something to do with government, rants, stupidty of commericals, and etc. I'm pretty open about reading anything.
are overrated.