alden profile picture

alden

I am here for Friends

About Me



haha, nice bike. If I ever saw you on that thing I'd yell: "Dyke on Bike !" and it would be, mostly true, somewhat an insult. but mostly true ! -stallion on bw.


things i like: doubling on bikes, finders keepers, free stuff, reading, giving gifts, phil collins, getting silly tattoos, being in someones real life top eight

My Interests

photocopying machines, brain scramblers, history eraser buttons, kissing in an intense environment, adventures in bad haircutting, ren and stimpy, beautiful moments, bitch rock, magnets, lye kisses, embarassing stories of masturbation, typewriters, hairy armpits, bad bangs, sleepovers, surgery, never sleeping, cosby sweaters, day long bike rides, adventures to new places, closets, homecooked meals, reading on the bus, stenciling, jiffy marker tattoos, beards, c.a.s.e, never knowing where ill end up next

I'd like to meet:


karla homolka
girls who know how to rock without cock
heart breaking sluts, how i miss you
vagabond(the dog), vagabond(s)

Music:

choo choo trains and kitties purring

Movies:


Television:

ren and stimpy, strangers with candy

Books:

your zine, that you put in the mailbox today to send to me

Heroes:

be(a)n