Everyone Notice Wendi! |
One of the consequences of getting older is you get to see your friends have children of their own. Scary thought. This is especially true when you consider how "MHMRA" my friends are. But there are e...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:03:00 GMT |
Houston's Chummiest Person Contest... |
Houston's Funnest Person Contest begins tonight...again. The first time nobody showed up. I mean --NOBODY! The Laff Stop was a ghost town. And the contestants there still got heckled! Now that's bad.....
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 11:34:00 GMT |
Muthas Day |
Mother's day came and went. My mother is deceased so I didn't think I had to buy anybody a gift. But try telling that to my relatives. Everybody had their hands stuck out. I never knew I had so many s...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 06:54:00 GMT |
Stand up and Existential sophistry |
I want to do some stand up. I can't wait to bomb again. Why should (insert hack's name here) have all the fun? Its not that I was a great comedian, its just that I enjoyed the pretense of power. The s...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 13:02:00 GMT |
Number 6 |
Okay, so I got reprimanded for applying for another job online. I can't believe that's against the rules! You learn something new every day. I mean, really! Who actually wants to work in a correctiona...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:35:00 GMT |
To the gallows... |
I'm a lousy friend and an even worse, employee. I know it's hard to believe. Good looking face like mine should has "benevolence" written all over it. But I can be a real jerk at times. I forget birth...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:27:00 GMT |
Another day in the life... |
When will the madness end? How much longer must I endure this agony? Is the universe devoid of mercy? Am I forever fated to live a torturous existence? What sin have I committed that warrants such adv...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:40:00 GMT |
The vice of working |
I hate my job! I hate my job! I hate my job! That's not a joke, I just wanted to share that with you. It's not really the job I can't stand, but the supervision. For example, I'm making a personal cal...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 07:31:00 GMT |
Paradoxical |
Brace yourself. This may come as a shock to you. But I AM NOT A PIMP! I'm not. I have about as much swagger as Wayne Brady at a Scarface concert. Thats like a nerd squared or something. A pimp with a ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:15:00 GMT |
Chris Brown & Beat Downs |
If OJ Simpson were the messiah, then Chris Brown, Joe Torry and Ike Turner would be his disciples. Indeed, all have been known for spreading OJ's gospel of domestic abuse. Laying fists on women! But O...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:29:00 GMT |
