MyGen
Profile GeneratorI am the most conceited self conscience person you will ever meet.
I am skinny and fat at the same time.
I am mature yet incredibly immature.
I am living healthy with unhealthy habits.
I can type really fast without looking but make all mistakes.
I am sexually inactive yet masturbate every day.
I like really sad R&B and I like dark metal, head banging, kill your parents shit as well.
I am not prejudiced but I think that Jews are cheap, black people can dance, and Mexicans love coronas
I am very intuitive yet amazingly slow.
I think that stealing from people is totally wrong but stealing from a store is ok.
I am PERFECT.
A Day in the Life of a Stuttering Cashier
Nerves are heightened
Butterflies in my stomach
Try to psyche myself out
Squirm my body
Hands are shaking
My throat is locked
My body tense
Can barely breathe
It’s getting closer now
Look around to see who’s looking
It’s gonna happen
I have to say it
There’s no escaping it
Here it comes……………….
“………………………………$4.57â€
I ate your selfishness, digested it, and regurgitated it in to love
But my stomach is upset and I feel nauseous
I wanna throw you up and rid myself of this hangover from you
Like drinking sour milk that I know is bad for me but can’t keep the carton away from my mouth
We were friends with benefits but what was MY benefit?
I worked to satisfy you, but what about MY happiness
Your apathy was like cancer to which there was no cure
My chemotherapy was the love I had for you but there were just too many side effects
My dignity, my pride, and my self worth were sacrificed to please you
You played a good game and you came out victorious
Checkmate
Take a bow, you have successfully skewed my perception of love
They say what ever doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger
But I don’t feel strong
I feel weak
And I feel like an idiot
You got the best of me
But in the end, you lost the best of me as well
