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Natalia

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About Me

A nocturnal Republican spawned and raised in Moscow, Russia, in 1982 during the Soviet regime. Oh, the fun times! Moved to Chi-town in 1997.My hobbies are anything that has to do with pointlessly wasting my leisure time on anything worth enjoying. I write. Alot. Doesn't mean its good, but that's what I do. I also paint, eat, watch TV, sit online, sleep, work, etc. I am a party animal, if a party means sittin around and wasting time.I am very fun if you think that asshatness is something to laugh about. My pet peeves are: arrogance, holier-than-thou-ness, stupidity, elitism. I am really crass, crude, and immature, so if someone has a problem with it, they can go fuck themselves.

Your Political Profile


Overall: 70% Conservative, 30% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You? .text {Red:E41B17 ;} (Name, Location, Age, etc.)) .nametext {red:FF0000;}..
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75 Random Questions:
Random
Do you have any pets? no
What color shirt are you wearing? brown
Name three things that are physically close to you: comp speakers, coaster, clay penguin
What is the last book you read? war and peace
Are you or were you a good student? depends where
What's your favorite sport? hockey
Do you enjoy sleeping late? no
What's the weather like right now? chilly and humid
Who tells the best jokes? internet
What was the last thing you dreamed about? getting chased in the woods
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Drive, never crashed
Do you believe in karma? no
Do you believe in luck? yes
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? scrambled
Do you collect anything? If so, what? nope
Are you proud of yourself? sometimes
Are you reliable? yes
Have you ever given money to a bum? no
What's your favorite food? pizza
Have you ever had a secret admirer? yes
Do you like the smell of gasoline? yes
Do like to draw? yes
What's your favorite invention? internet
Is your room messy? sometimes
What do you like better: oranges or apples? oranges
Do you give in easily? no
Are you a good guesser? yes
Can you read other people's expressions? yes
Are you a bully? no
Do you have a job? yes
What time did you wake up this morning? i work nights
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? rice crispy cereal
When was the last time you showered? yesterday
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? goin out
What's your favorite day of the week and why? Friday, i'm not workin
Do you have any nicknames? Tash, Nat, etc
Have you ever been scuba diving? no
What's your least favorite color? burgundy
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? no
Would you ever go skydiving? no
What toothpaste do you use? crest lemon
Do you enjoy challenges? it depends
What's the worst injury you have had? herniated disc
What's the last movie you saw? dont remember
What do you want to know about the future? how long I will live
What does your last text message say? i cancelled them
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? Olga
What's your favorite school subject? art
What's your least favorite school subject? science
Would you rather have money or love? both
What is your dream vacation? scotland
What is your favorite animal? raccoon
Do you miss anyone right now? yes
What's the last sporting event you watched? i havent
Do you need to do laundry? yes
Do you listen to the radio? no
Where were you when 9/11 happened? college calc class
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? i kick it
Have you ever caught a butterfly? yes
What color are your bed sheets? multicolored
What's your ringtone? its lame
Who was the last person to make you laugh? Doug and Jeff
Do you have any obsessions right now? not at the moment
Do you like things that glow in the dark? no
What's your favorite fruity scent? raspberry
Do you watch cartoons? yes
Have you ever sat on a roof? yes
Have you ever been to a different country? yes
Name three things in the world you dislike: stupid people, arrogance, humidity
Name three people in the world you dislike: pick any from the Dem party
Has a rumor even been spread about you? no
Do you like sushi? sometimes
Do you believe in magic? no
Do you hold grudges? yes
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God, to see if he exists and to ask if I'm going to hell (joke, I know I do)..

Seven Deadly Sins Survey:

Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? my coworker
What is your weapon of choice? an axe
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? yes
How about the same sex? yes
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Doug
What is your pet peeve? loud people
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i keep em for a while
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? cook
What is the latest you've ever woken up? 4pm
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? my grandma
What is the last lame excuse that you made? my phone wasnt workin
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yes
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? i dont use alarm
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Starbux caramel fraps
Are you a meat eater? yes
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? half a bottle of Russian vodka
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? yes
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? yes
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? sweets
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? no
Greed
How many credit cards do you own? 1
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? buy a house
Would you rather be rich or famous? rich
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? yes
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? graduated from college
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? see above
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? move to Cali
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? yes
What did you do today that you're proud of? nothin
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? 7
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? 7
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? haha, yes
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? neck
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? not sure
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? nothin
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? no one
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? i would be a pigeon
Have you ever been cheated on? no
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yes
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? strength
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? lust
Do you do the least often? envy
Is your favorite to act on? gluttony
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My Blog

LUNAR

She watched as transparent whirls of smoke slowly danced in a crispwinter air upwards towards the sky, changing shapes and patterns likeghostly apparitions, until finally disappearing into eternalnoth...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 08:42:00 GMT

The Snow

The snow kept falling and falling. Large, shapeless snowflakes wereslowly and steadily making their way to the ground, creating asee-through curtain and covering everything with a sheet of virginalwhi...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 08:29:00 GMT

Kid Rock parody- I Am a Nutsack

The original:I am the bullgod...I am freeAnd I feed on all that is forsakenI'm gonna get youI see through youI'm gonna get youI'm like a train I roll hard lettin off much steamIn the Carhart flannel a...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 07:58:00 GMT

Succubus

The sin inside your head, eventual demise;I come to you at night and crawl inside your mind;I'm here to corrupt; to put your soul in compromise,Just let me put your whole existence in a bind.Succumb y...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 07:55:00 GMT

Birch Tree

Birch tree, I see you stand all aloneIn a clearing, so far removed from others.You strive to belong in the woods with them,To be among your sisters and your brothersBut strong roots keep holding you d...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 07:52:00 GMT

THE DOORS

There are many concepts out there that are hard for a human mind tocomprehend. For me, one of those concepts is a door in a publicbathroom that requires a handle to be pulled in order to open it.Obvio...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 07:43:00 GMT

FAITH

Have you ever seen a sandclock? Have you flipped it over and observed those tiny grains of sandall over sudden come rushing through the funnel, one just like theother, hurrying to get to the narrow pa...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 07:41:00 GMT

Roach Science

Do you ever feel deep frustration when in the morning, as you arrive towork, you start feeling completely lost, unable to concentrate even onsimplest tasks, and generally completely out of sorts? Howe...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 07:42:00 GMT

FATE

Fate. What exactly is it and does it exist? Is there a certain powerthat holds our future in its hands, manipulating us like chess pieces,and determining whether its check or mate? Is there a path tha...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 07:41:00 GMT

I hate small talk

We all have certain things that we hate and find completely and utterly annoying. For me, one of those things is small talk with people I could not give a rat's ass about, like co-workers or neighbors...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 20:21:00 GMT