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Ian

About Me

Dean of students at the steward school, a small private cookie cutter factory in the heart of the County of Henricus, Virginia. I love to enforce manual labor while constantly doing my R. Lee Ermey impressions; the kids think i"m really hip. I don't actually like my job, but it takes a certain variety of man to illucidate on the multifarious facets of handing out tough love...and of course, my favorite genre of music is 70's soul and R&B. The variety of man who's not afraid to know that he's still got what it takes to please a woman...at 65. Sure, some do criticize my methods: of discipline, conduct, choice of fashionable neck-ware, etc, but mostly just discipline. And trust me, it hurts me to do this, but I love it; that makes me a masochist. I think that has something to do with my experience in 'nam. But now, I'm dating myself, and I wouldn't do that - though I am devilishly charming and handsome. I have a whole bottle full of Scorned woman in my office. Have I gone too far? I don't think so, but one time I did throw a kid into the detention gulag for looking at me funny (while showing off my average vocabulary). I'm a stock market daytrader, and when I retire I'm going to purchase my own private tropcial island - where I hunt the most dangerous game of all: Man.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill Cosby, Fmr. President Ronald Reagan (RIP), R. Lee Ermey, anyone in the Metro Richmond area interested in meeting Me (and the misses) for S&M roleplaying action, Kenny G, Aretha Franklin, Prince (I love Purple Rain), the artist formerly known as Prince ( they're not the same person), Smith, Wesson, Charles Barkeley, Martina Hingis, Pompi, Hanson, Hitler, Chalres Manson, that delicious young thing from the sunglass hut kiosk at Stony Point, Mousilini, George Orwelle, and your mother.