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Joe

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About Me

I am a late 20-something, funny, laid back kind of guy. I have a twin brother. I have lived in Philadelphia my entire life. I am gay, but that doesn't mean I am your girlfriend. I don't wear my sexuality on my sleeve. I am Joe first. I don't like people gawking over the fact that I have an identical twin brother. I work in retail, and I love it. I love happy hour. I don't like condesending people, or for that fact I don't like know-it-all's either. I don't enjoy screaming children, and I never want to be a father. I don't appreciate being asked why I don't drive. I don't ask you why you do drive.

My Interests

Magaritas at On The Border . Working in retail . Television - I am addicted! . Indian food . Double header movies . FRIENDS trivia master champion (try me) . An extensive collection of pornography . Always improving myself .Chinese and Japenese food. Reality shows . Being well liked . Creating Ipod playlists . Wikipedia enthusiast . Myspace addicted . Being the comedian of the group! . Abstract art .

I'd like to meet:

I do realize that this section is meant for people that I would like to meet on Myspace... There is a long list of people that I would love to cross paths with. These are some of the people that I admire and would love to meet(for one reason or another): M.C Escher, Cy Twombly, Matt Greoning, Seth McFarlane, Colin Farrell, Lisa Lampanelli, Breck Orshal, Andy Dick, and Dane CookView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

Really anything, but lately I have enjoyed the musical stylings of artists such as Paolo Nutini, Carrie Underwood, Amy Winehouse, Linkin Park, Lily Allen, and Brad Paisley.

Movies:

Wow, where do I begin? In no particular order: The Silence of the Lambs, Requiem for a Dream, A Home at the End of the World, Brokeback Mountain, Garden State, Minority Report, Road Trip, One Hour Photo, Final Cut, Hannibal, 200 Cigarettes, 2 Days in the Valley, Misson: Impossible, Analyze This, The Burbs, In and Out, Eating Out, Meet the Parent and Meet the Fockers, Half - Baked, Exit to Eden, Queen of the Damned, Dogma, Feeling Minnesota, The Lost Boys, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Runaway Jury, Happiness, Chuck & Buck, The Life of David Gale, Splendor, The Doom Generation, Totally F***ed up, Nowhere, The Living End, Reno 911: Miami, Hostel, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Borat, The Stand, It.

Television:

Over the last couple years I have become addicted to television, and this is hardly the room that I need to list them all, but I will try : The Apprentice, American Idol, Project Runway, ER, Will and Grace, Dirt,Reno 911, The Surreal Life, Inked, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Nip/Tuck, Four Kings, Deal or No Deal, The Real World, Blow Out, Top Chef, America's Next Top Model, Heroes,1 vs. 100,The Biggest Loser, Shear Genius, Identity, Survivor, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, Rob and Amber: Against All Odds, Pirate Master, Eureka, Kitchen Nightmares (BBC) and now Kitchen Nightmares on FOX, Rock of Love with Bret Michaels, Scott Baoi is 45 and Single, Strip Search NZ, Power of 10, Mission: Man Band, The Two Coreys, Split Ends, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. The list could go on and on, but I'll save myself anymore shame by ending it now.

Books:

I have had an aversion to reading ever since Mrs. Aglira's Double English, but these are some of the books that I fancy: Annie Proulx's "Brokeback Moutain" (not a book itself, but part of one), "It", "The Stand", "Runaway Jury".

Heroes:

This is so cliche, but my mother. I don't know anyone who could take the pain of metastatic pancreatic cancer like she did, and for that she is my hero.

My Blog

On vacation!

No work this week. I have plenty of time to rest and myspace! JOE
Posted by Joe on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:14:00 PST

Reality Television fans unite!

I have been meaning to post this site the last couple of weeks for my reality television watching brethren, but until now have remembered to put fingers to keyboard! Check out www.realityblurred.com f...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 03:28:00 PST

The return of Tiffany Pollard.

VH1 just announced the season premiere of "I Love New York" Season 2 on October 8th. This is the best news I have heard all week (not to be topped by the fact that one of her himbos is a midget!) Chec...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:40:00 PST

Retired pop princess and a horrible excuse for facial hair....

So I had the pleasure of watching MTV's Video Music Awards, and two items on interest come to mind: Britney Spears and Shia LaBeouf... Let's start with the obvious, Britney Spears, the talk every faci...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 06:11:00 PST

Labor Day weekend: 2007.

So my friday night shift was over and as usual I carted my fat ass to On The Border to celebrate my three day weekend with my brother and sister-on law. I had a decent meal, good conversation, and mor...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:59:00 PST

7 months later....

I cannot believe it, but in a couple of days (09/05/07 to be exact) will be 7 months since I started at H & M - time sure does fly! Looking back on the last 7 months have been grea, and I cannot g...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:31:00 PST

Check it out! A new favorite site of mine.

I came across this site a couple months ago and forgot to bookmark it, but recently had the pleasure of discovering once again. www.thebsquad.com This site is hiliarious. It is a couple of guys that p...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:47:00 PST

Fall 2007 Television Premieres!

So, as many of your know I like television a whole bunch. I know some of you share the same passion as I do. I wanted to share the premiere dates of my favorite shows, just in case you were curious! *...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:36:00 PST

Back to life, back to reality...

I just had the most amazing week in Outerbanks, North Carolina. The people I went with have decided to make it an annual trip, so now I have something to look forward to already for 2008. My...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:19:00 PST

2 days lefts in North Carolina. OBX for life.

Makes me wonder why I am on myspace, but I wanted to rejoice and proclaim my love for the OBX! I have had a great week and some awesome pictures are to come.
Posted by Joe on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:58:00 PST