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Welcome friend,Let us briefly ponder the plight of one singular man.No! Not JUST a man, but a great scholar in the much maligned field of modern robotics.There came a time in the life of the scientict in question when he decided to quietly consider his chosen vocation.During the course of his introspective journey this man of science deeply examined every aspect of the fibre of his being.Eventually he came to a startling, though inevitable conclusion.The great scientist had realised that he was not infact the "doctor of robots" that he had convinced himself that he was.He had realised that he was just a man. He was just a man with a tool in his hand.Enter the change in self perspective that would cause some men to crumble and others to produce ground-breaking sonic experiments.This man is clearly the latter....
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The Gizzards have been working like the proverbial trojans deep in the bowels of Smarm Studios and finally their debut LP "I'm Just A Man With A Tool In My Hand" is ready for public consumption.11 tracks.About 37 minutes.A debut CONCEPT ALBUM. (google that if you don't know what we're on about...)Of course after listening to the tracks on this site you will want more.For a mere $10AUS you to can own this generous piece of Perth music history. Message The Gizzards via this site to arrange payment and soon you to can enjoy all that owning your very own copy of The Gizzards debut concept album "I'm Just A Man With A Tool In My Hand" has to offer...Every copy hand constructed personally by The Gizzards in conjunction with "Gigi The Runt Records" with scissors, tape and photocopier. You don't get that sort of attention from major labels these days, let us tell you.As if that was not enough, every order of the album will also be treated to a free, YES FREE, Gizzards badge. Be the envy of all your trendy friends as you proudly wear your Gizzards badge thus proving you are into music vastly more obscure then anything they have ever heard.Do not be afraid, The Gizzards are your friends.

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Member Since: 5/13/2006
Band Website: www.myspace.com/allhailthegizzards
Band Members: From the great scientist to the animal population of Smarm Studios all and sundry are members of The Gizzards.Yet the project remains singular in it's approach to it's many directions.Surely this is the work of one genius, or the concerted efforts of many lesser men.
Influences: The dull throb of the freeway. The shrill whine of the wind. The uncompromising call of the wild. These are the truly great influences that The Gizzards hold dear.
Sounds Like: Grandaddy meets Mike Oldfield. Jonathan Richman meets Rhapsody. Sparks meet Dragonforce. Speeding car meets brick wall.
Record Label: Gigi The Runt Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

How may I buy a copy of The Gizzards’ hit debut concept album you ask? Read on my child!

Well the thronging masses demanded it, so your friends The Gizzards will comply. As well as flogging our best selling hit debut concept album on-line via our labels extremely professional mail order s...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 06:43:00 GMT

a brief economics lesson with The Gizzards

As THE CASH FLOW The Gizzards have formerly enjoyed dries up due to various financial committments closing in like the proverbial sea-gull on a stray chip, let us briefly look backwards...so as t...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:51:00 GMT

The Gizzards reflect on a few choice things

Greeting friends and friends, The Gizzards have been anticipating this moment. One would presume that The Gizzards would have some insightful and amusing things to say at this point. If one was to pre...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 10:50:00 GMT

The Gizzards ponder the ways of the world...

Well, it is so late that it is early, and heavens knows that The Gizzards do require their beauty sleep. How on earth are they meant to maintain their youthful good looks when the call of the day (or ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 09:54:00 GMT