Stuey - now available in HD

About Me

I'm Stuey.
Call me Stuey Baby.I'll make you laugh -
It's what I do.
I'm an escapologist too - straight jackets, handcuffs, ropes, chains, etc. Think 'Houdini' but without the magic! CHECK IT OUT!
Ask me about details for how YOU can vote for my next escape!
Search for me on Youtube or Google video to see my escapes live and kicking!
I'm also a part time comedian/actor. I recently toured this summer with a show, performing in lovely places such as London, and not-so-lovely ones such as Hambledon! I'm often found performing as my character called David Bullock. Check out www.myspace.com/spendlowcomedy for more details!
I'm a drummer of about nearly 11 years now, though it feels like about 11 million! My Yamaha DTXPRESS 4 Electronic Drumkit is my BABY!!!
Since being at university I have learnt more about life, independence, oppurtunity, love, health, and how to be happy than I have ever learnt before. It's really changed me. I have this girlfriend, well actually, she's more than a girlfriend because she is a bit lovely really. She is kind, caring, considerate, lovely, beautiful, you're probably thinking YEAH RIGHT SHE SEEMS A BIT PERFECT. Well yeah, she IS.
I love my mum, dad, brother, sister, my gorgeous little sister, and my Laura MOO!God bless 'em all! I always used to be unsure whether or not you could truely love someone that wasn't family.

My Interests

I hope you all like Borris the radioactive green monkey!!! Go on give him a banana (click MORE and then tease him with it!!!) Bless him. He became green after a radioactive accident in Kenya.

Get your own arrogant bastard here!

I'd like to meet:

I find these lyrics very fitting to life:

"Never smile at a crocodile,
no you can't get friendly with a crocodile..."

"As soon as I wake up, any night, any day,
I know that it's you I need to take the blues away..."

"BLANKETY BLANK! BLANKEY BLANK!"

"My name is Stuey, I'm 18 years old,
and I work in a sausage factory..."

Music:

HUGE VARIETY IN TASTE - mainly 60s/70s/80s stuff - Electric Light Orchestra, Status Quo, Fiddlers' Bid, Rainbow, Bachman Turner Overdrive, 10cc, Thin Lizzy, Steve Carlisle, The Superfishel Experience (only heard a few tracks but sound like my sort of music and VERY GOOD STUFF!), Jack Johnson, The Zutons, Blues Brothers, Neil Diamond, Toto, Amateur Transplants, The Proclaimers, The Monkees, P HUX, The Orchestra, Matt Fishel, Kenny Loggins, Jeff Lynne, and many many more!

Movies:

Scarface - incidentally, there is heavy proof that Mr Parkinson is in fact Scarface. "Say hello to my little friend!

Television:

Deal or No Deal - obviously.

Heroes:

Anyone or anything related to comedy I guess...