My name is Andrew I have 2 gay brothers and as soon as the operation is done I will have 1 dyke brother/sister. I have only 2 friends(Left hand and right hand tehetehe). I have never been angry before ever. I don't like to swear. I do however like long walks on the beach but only naked and in the daytime at a crowded resort. I like to "PUNK" people(note: Old people do not do well when sneeking up behind them yelling and screaming "I'm gunna fucking PUNK u u old peice of shit").This layout created by www.contactsformyspace.com
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Name: Andrew Evans
Birthday: 11-7
Birthplace: dropped unceremoniously onto a bath mat during a coughing fit
Current Location: closer to a grammar school than allowed by law
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown, speckled with thick, cakey dandruff
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: tug with my right, bag tickle with my left
Your Heritage: my Irish great-grandmother was teabagged by a Hun, which by default makes me a silly goose
The Shoes You Wore Today: reebok made from the used out pussy of Eric's grandmother
Your Weakness: an invalid laying sideways with her mouth open
Your Fears: that I will be overheard making the Yummy noise glancing at an older gentleman in a rest area men's room
Your Perfect Pizza: oven crusted with lightly seared placenta, covered with flamingo vomit
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to stop needlessly kicking retarded people
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Your ass looks amazing in those diapers
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who is this strapping Negro?
Your Best Physical Feature: my taint
Your Bedtime: 10 minutes after my tranny movies end
Your Most Missed Memory: being face down in a pillow with whiskey being breathed into my face from the side by my uncle
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: mac
Single or Group Dates: I prefer single dates and group scat parties
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: is for queers
Chocolate or Vanilla: for fags
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino is for queers
Do you Smoke: only when babysitting
Do you Swear: yes, I frequently tell people to "buzz off" and "go jump in a lake"
Do you Sing: I tend to hum Lionel Ritchie songs while I'm being raped
Do you Shower Daily: I prefer to have dogs lick the sweat off my balls and neck
Have you Been in Love: never with a girl
Do you want to go to College: learning is for queers
Do you want to get Married: yes, to Laci Peterson
Do you belive in yourself: I didnt until my only Son was crucified by Pontius Pilot
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when riding fat girls
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, when compared with burn victims
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents: I did until I killed them for insurance money
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute and a rusty trumbone bap badda bap bap
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: only to make children look more attractive
In the past month have you Smoked: i hate the entire jewish race te he te he lol lol
In the past month have you been on Drugs: cialis
In the past month have you gone on a Date: do prostitutes count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, to buy my grandmother an athletic supporter
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: why would I eat a box full of black people who act white?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: don't know what this has to do with that jew problem
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes. In Mexico, with a donkey
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes, on my chest
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: twice in a kiddie pool
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: 2 babies and a prosthetic testicle
Ever been Drunk: one time while driving princess Diana home
Ever been called a Tease: a cancer patient once called me that while I dangled morphine over his face
Ever been Beaten up: on a playground by a group of concerned parents
Ever Shoplifted: I smuggled a gerbil out of the store without using my hands
How do you want to Die: drowning in the juices of a 95 year old she-male
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i want to move to neverland so i don't grow up and am surronded by meaty looking children
What country would you most like to Visit: Nigeria so i can laugh in their starving faces
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black and blue
Favourite Hair Color: what color is Dakota Fannings
Short or Long Hair: chemo whispy
Height: under 4 feet
Weight: 75 pounds and willing to vomit
Best Clothing Style: torn off
Number of Drugs I have taken: fuck the jews te he te he
Number of CDs I own: my victoms really dig Raffy
Number of Piercings: both nipples,but accidentally
Number of Tattoos: its not going to matter once the worms get a hold of them
Number of things in my Past I Regret: making fun of and/or not killing enough jews
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