Mike

I'd like to meet:

Wow...ummm....SG(Squeak for sure)....Raven Riley....Liz Vicious.....Jenna Jameson...Britney Skye....Pamela Anderson....Every Chick that has ever been on Girls Gone Wild.....The Simpson Twins....The Milton Twins....Every god damn woman that thinks she's gorgeous...If u got a low self esteem about yourself...piss off...U havta think your all that AND a bag of ketchup potatoe chips if u wanna meet me...lol
80 Things You Might Not Know About Me

Whats your middle name? Phillip, Louis
How big is your bed? I sleep on the couch now...3 cushion couch...oh yeah..
What are you listening to right now? 73 caprice by drunken arseholes
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? HAHAH...DON..'T GOT ONE
What was the last thing you ate? Vagina
Last person you hugged? don..'t remember
How is the weather right now? Ball droppin hott..
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? lol...Tara...A.K.A. Vagina
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? OMG...I Love Boobs...and a nice Ass
Favorite type of Food. Coke
Do you want children? yup
Do you drink? Only when I..'m drunk
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? pffft...I don..'t even remember what i did today...
Hair color? bald...I shave the pubes...
Eye colour? Hazel
Do you wear contacts/glasses? both...hard to see boobies without them
Favorite holiday? The Holidays when the bikini and half naked chicks come out to play
Favorite Season? The warm season...more nakedness
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? nope...but i did cry during Anchorman
Last Movie you Watched? mmmm...That porn Tara and Tj hooked me up with...can..'t member the name...was to busy ugh...yeah..
What books are you reading? Club..Hustler..Playboy...I like picture books...hehe
Piercings? Had my sack pierced but tried to jump a fence and it got caught...so no more for me...lol
Favorite Movie? Anything with Britney Skye or Jenna Jameson in it...
Favorite college football Team? Football sucks ass...UFC #1...YAY RANDY...
What were you doing before filling this out? Jerkin it...
Any pets? 3 cats...2 fish...and My Girlfriend..
Dogs or cats? Fuck off...
Favorite Flower? hehehe....2 lips...
Have you ever loved someone? yup
Who would you like to see right now? OMG...TARA NAKED WOULD ROCK...or Tj.....either way...
Have you ever fired a gun? Mike<---Halfbreed....ask me that fuck ass question again...
Do you like to travel by plane? Depends..is it a plane full of Hot Chicks and porn stars?..
Right-handed or Left-handed? I jerk with the right...but I don..'t got the stamina with it anymore...so now I..'m usin both...
If you could go to any place right now where would you go? In a Vagina...or a goat...
Are you missing someone? yeah...My buddy Jessie...and my cat Raskal
Do you have a tattoo? nope
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? OH FUCK YEAH...
Are you hiding something from someone? pffft...no..I..'m pretty honest...it..'s not my fault THEY don..'t believe what I say...lol
ARE YOU 18? My Penis is...lol
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? I DON..'T HAVE A FUCKIN CELL PHONE...
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? I don..'t sleep at night...AM Bedtime for me..
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? My GF and TARA going at it...lol
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? Club and Hustler...Vasseline...and a Towel...
GRILLED OR FRIED? I..'ll eat it all...don..'t matter...
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? 98% of my vocabulary consists of swearing....And I can jerk it at least 10 times a day...
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? It all depends who just turned the lights off...
FAVORITE HANGOUT? In Vaginas...
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? Blondes..Readheads...and Brunettes...and vaginas..and boobs..and porn..
FAVORITE SONG? Fuck the shit...by Son..'s of Butcher..
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? A shortage of hot chicks...
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? I..'ll recieve whatever girls want me too, I got no limits...But I LOVE to give...
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Manus...Ragu....Eggplant...Mr. Racine....Fag...and recently..STIFFIE
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? Amell
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? Janet
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? If i took my GF she..'d be as fucked as i am soooo...hmm....I would prolly havta take Tj..cause then i could laugh at him for being fucked as well...HAHAHHA
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? Ratchet and clank..'s shrink ray...OMG soo fuckin funny...
WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? FUCK YOU QUESTIONARE...
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? My girlfriend
Whats your favorite color? Purple
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? Cock and Balls and Porn..
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? Superman
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? I either jerk it...or am in the process of jerkin it...
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt? I..'d say Blue with White stains...AAAAAAAHAHAHA.....but I sleep on my couch
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? A massive group orgy with Myself right in the middle of it... :)
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF- THE SURVEY by theused123
Name: Mike
Age: 27
Sex: fuck yeah...love it...
Birthday: the day i wuz born
Birthplace: Manitoba
Current Location: home
School: nope..finished
Height: 6'3"
Shoe Size: 15medium
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown..blonde...red
Skin Type: white on the outside...Indian on the inside...
Single?: nope
Do you Smoke?: yup
Do you do Drugs?: weed..weed..and more weed.
Do you Drink?: drunk right now
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: 3
MCDonalds or Burger King?: I hate that fucking clown
Pepsi or Coke?: COKE..FUCK YEAH...
Favorite Sport?: Is jerkin off a sport?
Do you Sing?: While I jerk It?
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla..chocolate makes u fat
Do you shower daily?: 3-4 times a day...and after everyttime I jerk it
Do you want to get married?: yup
Do you want to have kids?: yup...1 fo reveryletter of the alphabet
Do you get sea sick?: nope
Do you believe in yourself?: What a stupid Fuck Ass question...
Do you like thunderstorms?: Fuck yeah
Are you a health freak?: Pffft....nope...only live once...
Do you get along with your parents?: Yup...#1 son
Do you play an instrument?: Skin Flute
Number of Tattoos: zip...but thinkin about it
Number of Piercings: 0...but i think imma get my ass pierced shut..
Number of CDs I own: 5,000,000...I don't fuckin know....fuck...
Style: I like Boobies
Pets: 3 cat's..2 fish...and my GF...
Number of Sibblings: 1..sup Rove..
What would you like to get pierced?: I just said my ANUS
Have you ever stolen from a store?: well yeah...
Have you ever been kicked out of a store?: for life
Have you ever stolen from your friends?: yup
Have you ever beat someone up?: nope....I like gettin punched in the face...
Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?: What the fuck...Dude
Have you ever turned down a dare?: yup
Have you ever kissed a boy?: yeah...i kicked his ass in an armwrestle and he gave me a big kiss...
Own a stuffed animal?: yup...love u garfield...
What grade are you in?: done school dink...
Right or Left Handed?: right
Have you ever broken any bones?: nose
Have you ever been stabbed/shot?: nope...
Have you ever stayed up all night?: every fuckin day...I don't sleep
Do you think your attractive?: fuck no...But my Girlfriend does...or so she say's...LIAR!!.
Who is your funniest friend?: me..
Prettiest Friend?: Pat...your sister is sexy...nice panties..HE HE HEEE...
Weirdest Friend?: me...
Do you work?: yup...If u call jerkin a job...
Do you get good grades in school?: nope
Number of Past Regrets: nun...I lived my life like I wanted to...
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I LIKE BOOKS WITH PICTURES.....LIKE, BUT NOT LIMITED TO....CLUB...HUSTLER...PENTHOUSE...PLAYBOY...
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You are totally strange! In fact there isn't much normal about you at all. You march to the beat of your own drummer and are quite a unique individual. You stand out in the crowd and play by your own rules. Other people may find you bizarre and weird, but that's okay, who wants to be normal anyway? Congratulations on your high score!

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Larry flynt...Hugh Hefner....Ron Jeremy...Seymore Butts...basically nayone who has ever been criticised for having anyting to do with Porn...HARDCORE....or softcore....you have my respect and thanks....lol...Internet

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