Music. Making music, playing music, listening to music, talking about music, forcing my opinions onto others regarding music, ridiculing other people's favourite music.
I'd like to party with Jack Black and Zakk Wylde. Separately.
Dream Theater, Black Label Society, Blind Melon, Ozzy, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimi Hendrix, Allman Brothers, Alice in Chains, Dizzy Gillespie, Thelonius Monk, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Judas Priest, Yes, Pink Floyd, Alter Bridge, Guns n Roses, Van Halen, Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, Steely Dan, Rod Stewart, Black Sabbath, Finger Eleven, Metallica, Deep Purple, Elton John, Kansas, Pearl Jam, Rush, The Guess Who, Whitesnake, America, Skid Row, Sting, The Police, Audioslave, Boston, Roy Buchanan, Creedance Clearwater Revival, The Darkness, The Doors, Jeff Healey, George Harrison, Paul McCartney, Jellyfish, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, The Cult, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Queen, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Yngwie Malmsteen, BB King, Neil Young, CSNY, Maroon 5, Stephen Stills, Soundgarden, Tenacious D, Frank Zappa, The Who, Velvet Revolver, King's X, Gov't Mule, Black Crowes, David Wilcox, Green Day, Primus, Blind Faith, Iron Butterfly, Nucleus, Northern Pikes, AC DC, A Perfect Circle, Tool, System of a Down and any jazz musician ever.
The Motorcycle Diaries, Zoolander, It's a Wonderful Life, Apocalypse Now, Dodgeball, Old School, Anchorman, Almost Famous, Baseketball, The Wedding Singer, Little Nicky, Rock Star and probably Dumb and Dumber.
Arrested Development, Family Guy, South Park, Chappelles Show and anything else with sarcasm.
Nineteen Eighty-Four, Animal Farm, Catcher in the Rye, Life of Pi, War of the Worlds (the real one), Shake Hands with the Devil, Hombre (Elmore Leonard), Whale Music, Hey Nostradamus!, and Necroscope, which really scared me.
John Petrucci, Steve Vai, Zakk Wylde, Randy Rhoads, Django Reinhardt, Eddie Van Halen, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Jason Becker.