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crankyg

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Ok, so let's see. I'm on here to make friends ,chat, talk about music,nothing at all, and general bullshit that takes me away from reality. I'm married, not looking to hook up, so if you're a weirdo, piss off .Don't ask me to I M you since I don't even know you, You DON"T HAVE THAT PRIVILEGE YET.. ...so please , unless you are blind, read this , it's all very clear! Other than that I'm very friendly ,VERY SARCASTIC and a ton of fun~ that's not my weight either..Feel free to e-m ,invite me to be your friend. Lucky you ..I'm really into music, books,making fun of myself and probably you too!! I am pretty stupid but smart enough to know it..duh......... Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

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My Blog

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH " FUCK "?!

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. &nb...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 17:57:00 GMT

Something to OFFEND practically EVERYONE

Something to Offend Nearly Everyone Q.  What's the Cuban national anthem? A.  Row, Row, Row Your Boat Q.  Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A.  A different bar. Q.  W...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 00:19:00 GMT

FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS... CAPICE?

FRIENDS vs. ITALIAN FRIENDSFRIENDS: Never ask for food. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.FRIENDS: Will say "hello".ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:42:00 GMT

If u dont have a fucking sense of humor, PLEASE dont read my shit!

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put  everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to  descend, he came swishi...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:44:00 GMT

30 lines to make you smile

THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE >> >> 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he >> was God and I didn't. >> >> 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it....
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:39:00 GMT

hey!! so what's your sign? things u didnt want to know

Aries- LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Ar...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:54:00 GMT

Growing up ITALIAN in America

Italians 42 Things In The Life Of An Italian Child 01. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a funeral.02. You spent your entire childhood thinki...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 05:59:00 GMT

Breathe Deep.. CANNABIS sativa . Just don't inhale.

It's All About The Hemp Baby   Hemp is good ! But it's only an evil twin of marijuana. Industrial hemp is a wholesome product. It's a seemingly infinite variety. As of today, 7 U.S. states have ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 13:44:00 GMT

i have questions I have answers I have worthless facts

do hungry crows have ravenous appetites ? does The Little Mermaid wear an algaebra ? why are there interstate highways in Hawaii ? if the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to rem...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:12:00 GMT

yes, even I fell victim to it...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: as if I'd tell you !! Birthday: St. Patrick's Day..woohoo Birthplace: westwood,new jersey Current Location: I'm still here! Eye Color: blue, green, g...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 06:38:00 GMT