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About Me

I hope this happens to your family: Married with Children - Weenie Tot Lovers and Other Strangers
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My Interests

Smoking cigarettes doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

Petty, Van Morrison, Johnson, Presley

Movies:

Cat + Celling Fan = Comedy



This video ROCKS! Of course, the cat lovers out there won't feel the same way. www.upyourvideo.net Pirates of the Carribean, Casablanca, The Score, Blow

Television:

Baseball games How to seduce a cowgirl

Books:

Henry Miller's Collosus of Marousi, Ayn Rand's Fountainhead, Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Newton's Principia, Stephen King's Firestarter, Shelley--Complete Poems, Wells's The Time Machine, Tolkien's The Hobbit, Austen's Pride and Prejudice

Heroes:

Lao Tzu, Han Fei Tzu, Kant

My Blog

I was practicing my spontaneous banter; Laziness VII

I was practicing my spontaneous banter. "Walter, what the point, man?" "There's no reason...here's my point, Dude, there's no fuckin' reason..." "Yeah, Walter what's you point?" "Walter, what is your ...
Posted by Tooth post on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:13:00 PST

It was a long-stockinged kind of day;Laziness VI

It was a long stockinged kind of day.  In Barton Fink, the producer proclaimed, "The lunatics don't run the asylum-let's put a stop to that rumor, right now!"  Well, that's what we're going ...
Posted by Tooth post on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:06:00 PST

Madonna, I’m hardly drunk enough, Laziness V

"Madonna, I'm hardly drunk enough for this." She was wearing something with a slit.  It was long on comparisons.  Short on cheesy swine. "Well, don't you think it's time you slaughtered Henr...
Posted by Tooth post on Sat, 03 May 2008 06:19:00 PST

He was about 140 pounds; Laziness IV, part 2

When I saw him next, he was wearing a brown sweater, sitting in a corner reading a book, so he had an opening. "I've been interested shells since I was.  Don't you work at the aquarium?" "Yes," I...
Posted by Tooth post on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:53:00 PST

All jarred up; Laziness II

This is a play I started and couldn't get past the first page.  Minorities are so fickle, that when something feels like home, it must feel impossible.  At the end I put up my notes, short t...
Posted by Tooth post on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:06:00 PST

I bet you want to know what it was like; Laziness I

I bet you want to know what it was like, and I bet you want it to be Tula-Maria in head-knock yo-yo.  On the one hand was a party not millions, but billions of years away, and on the other was th...
Posted by Tooth post on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:54:00 PST

He was about 140 pounds; Laziness IV, part 1

He was bout 140 pounds when I found him.  Wrapping his knuckles around household items, avoiding relatives with his powerful shoulder.  The converstation about dogs, fenced in parks, window-...
Posted by Tooth post on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:13:00 PST

When I was five, a man approached; Laziness III

When I was five, a man approached me with his palms facing me.  Alhtough my countenace looked all jarred up, he immediately became aggressive and free in his joweled offecnsive.  He asked me...
Posted by Tooth post on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:37:00 PST

Rough excuses

I wrote this to try to convince myself that I was safe from the familial bonds threatening to destroy me.  As it were, however, it serves as an homage to self-preservation.  So, although the...
Posted by Tooth post on Fri, 02 May 2008 04:15:00 PST

An update

The last four blogs were heavy for the four meets 20 crowd.  I've been feeling the heat personally as well as here, in blog-head.  I wrote something recently just as detailed as these, that...
Posted by Tooth post on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:14:00 PST