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Keefer

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..and they say.... You don't have to change the world. You don't have to save the girl. You don't have to live your life like you believe in something more. You shouldn't want for her to wait, you're pretty good but you're not great, just sit back down and take your mind off everything you think you should do.But I'll be back to save the world, sing my songs and get that girl, and I will try to live my life like I believe in something more. And when it all seems less than great I guess I'll put my trust in fate. Just sit back down and take my mind off and try to stop aching for you.
About Me
Name C.L. Keith
Nickname keefer, night man, the prestige...
Birthday 7-18-75
Age 32
Height 5-9
Hair Color brown, but it varies...
Eye Color blue
Have You Ever
Fallen for your bestfriend my best friend has a penis...so no
Kissed someone who was just your friend who hasn't
Been rejected of course
Been in love only with myself
Used someone sadly, yes
Cheated on someone no
Been cheated on probably
Done something you regret i don't regret the things i've done, but those i did not do
Do you ...
Color your hair oh yeah.
Have tattoos yes
If so how many 3, but more coming
Have any piercings yes
If so how many 8 technically...but wear 3
Have a bf/gf single. hi ladies.
Like thunderstorms as long as the power is on
Ever get off the damn computer i am hardly ever online
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime i could so get away with anything...
Considered being a hooker we are all whores in some way
Coneidered being a pimp we are all pimps too...pimps and whores
Split personalities of course
Obsessions not really
Panic i never panic
Anxiety i am the calmest person you know.
Depression/Considered suicid i have considered murder...not suicide
Right now..
Current clothes shorts and a hoodie...
Current mood rockin
Current hair also rockin
Current music Every Time I Die- the big dirty
Current annoyance none really
Current perfume/cologne armani
Current thing you should be doing nothing....
Current crush i don't really get crushes???
Favorite
Drink mountain dew game fuel
Color blue
Candy hershey's special dark
Tv Show it's always sunny in philadelphia
Movie superbad
Place the poker table with my friends
Person to talk to that is a tough one. probably day man (champion of the sun)
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King taco bell
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend friends...you can learn or teach the rest.
Root Beer or Dr Pepper dr. pepper....because he's a doctor
Sunshine or Rain sun
Spring or Fall fall
Winter or Summer winter
Vanilla or Chocolate chocolate
Snowboarding or Sking board
Lights on or Off i like to feel my way around...so off?
Are you...
Understanding very
Open Minded to a fault
Bad Tempered i have a long fuse, but we all have limits
Happy most of the time
Attractive maybe a 5 out of 10
Bored Easily no. i am easily entertained
Sad nope
Unique who is really?
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy i like brains, sense of humor...and for her to be attractive of course. sorry.
Eyes pretty....color does not matter
Hair color does not matter.
Long or short hair medium is good
Height shorter than me
Body Type female...lol
Personality crazy...but kinda like me at the same time
Random
How would you describe yourself awesome. who is shocked by that?
Do you have any Pets? no
&..39;Have any syblings?' no
What do you want to be when you grow up? rockin'
Do you wanna get married and have kids? i'll get married when i get married
What is your best physical Trait? eyes
What is the best thing about your personality? i can get down with anybody
What words do you overuse whatever
Whats the most annoying thing about you basically everything....
End this survey with a quote What if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and just...wanted to see them? That's the world I one day hope to live in.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Greatness is no accident. The lord loves a workin' man-don't trust whitey. 60% of the time, I work every time. I would also like for people to know that I own a time machine that only moves forward at regular speed. Essentially it is just a box on which I have written "Time Machine. Don't make me bring the darkness.Night Man
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Add to My Profile | More VideosKEITH BUCKLEY AND FALLOUT BOY....WALK by Pantera

My Interests

I love poetry, and a glass of scotch. I also like good music, movies, flopping the nuts, the Pittsburgh Steelers, Barry Bonds, Duke basketball (I wish I could like Duke football), my friends, tuxedo t-shirts, lurking in the shadows, making bad first impressions then changing people's mind, earth tones, neckbeards, little kids, rockin' the suburbs, crazy cool medallions, talkin' bout issues...talkin' bout real important issues, Taco Bell, gatherings (though I generally hate crowds..?), holy war, lightning wolf, making bad decisions, royal flushes, having superpowers, being unafraid to fail, girls who are smarter than me, any beverage in the Mountain Dew family, a good book, a little TV now and again, hetero-man love, paid vacations, Texas hold 'em, and big ass sunglasses. Sometimes the guitar solo in Purple Rain makes me cry. What?

I'd like to meet:

Here we are in a room full of strangers... discussin' politics and the issues of the daaaayy. Well, I’m going to talk to you, though you may not want me to. I'm still gonna talk to you. I don't care what you saay Talkin' it up! On The Barry Gibb Talk Show Talkin' about issues... Talkin' about real important issues. Talkin' it up! On The Barry Gibb Talk Show. Checkin' out politics, In this crazy, crazy tow-own! Talkin' it up On The Barry Gibb Talk Show! Talkin' about chest hair, Talkin' about crazy cool medallions! Talkin' it up On The Barry Gibb Talk Show! Talkin' about, hah hah hah! Talkin' about hah hah hah...oh yah...hah hah

Music:

Prince, The Used, Coheed and Cambria, Telescreen,Ronnie Milsap, Thrice, He Is Legend, Every Time I Die, The Dan Band, Class Action, any yacht rock,Far-less, Paulson, House of Fools, The Dear Hunter, ICP, The Bled, Chiodos, Averneen, Underoath, Farewell, Lionel Richie, Speechwriters LLC, Counting Crows, Tori Amos, Michael Jackson(when he was black), Mos Def, Glassjaw, Head Automatica, Public Enemy, Outkast....you get the idea. Really too many to list.Telescreen (3) The Solar Sea, parts 1 & 2
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Movies:

SUPERBAD, Knocked Up,Snakes on a Plane, Boogie Nights, A Christmas Story, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, Requiem for a Dream, Ocean's 11,Talladega Nights, Fight Club, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (I swear...awesome movie) Can't Buy Me Love, Wedding Crashers, Just Friends(or anything else starring Ryan Reynolds...or Burt Reynolds for that matter) Swingers(or any other Vincent Vaughn project), the Kevin Smith collection, The Wizard of Oz, Willy Wonka(Gene Wilder-not Depp), Anchorman...actually any movie with Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Jon Favreau, Ben Affleck, Matty Damon, or Jessica Alba (though that is for different reasons completely).

Television:

Entourage, Seinfeld, World Series of Poker reruns, Friday Night Lights, Sportscenter, Real World/Road Rules Challenges,Heroes,How I Met Your Mother, The Office, Monty Python's Flying Circus,Arrested Development, South Park, Chapelle's Show, and Family Guy. Oh, and Lost...thanks JB, now I'm a junkie!

Books:

Everything You Need To Know About the Music Business, Feel This Book, any dictionary, Seduce and Destroy, The Way You Wear Your Hat: The Frank Sinatra Story, The Alphabet of Manliness, Youth in Revolt, The Zombie Survival Guide, Super System II, Principles of Interview and Interrogation

Heroes:

..it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. I thought I should tell you since you're my friend that I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. Nobody fuck with the Jesus!