I love poetry, and a glass of scotch. I also like good music, movies, flopping the nuts, the Pittsburgh Steelers, Barry Bonds, Duke basketball (I wish I could like Duke football), my friends, tuxedo t-shirts, lurking in the shadows, making bad first impressions then changing people's mind, earth tones, neckbeards, little kids, rockin' the suburbs, crazy cool medallions, talkin' bout issues...talkin' bout real important issues, Taco Bell, gatherings (though I generally hate crowds..?), holy war, lightning wolf, making bad decisions, royal flushes, having superpowers, being unafraid to fail, girls who are smarter than me, any beverage in the Mountain Dew family, a good book, a little TV now and again, hetero-man love, paid vacations, Texas hold 'em, and big ass sunglasses. Sometimes the guitar solo in Purple Rain makes me cry. What?
Here we are in a room full of strangers... discussin' politics and the issues of the daaaayy. Well, I’m going to talk to you, though you may not want me to. I'm still gonna talk to you. I don't care what you saay Talkin' it up! On The Barry Gibb Talk Show Talkin' about issues... Talkin' about real important issues. Talkin' it up! On The Barry Gibb Talk Show. Checkin' out politics, In this crazy, crazy tow-own! Talkin' it up On The Barry Gibb Talk Show! Talkin' about chest hair, Talkin' about crazy cool medallions! Talkin' it up On The Barry Gibb Talk Show! Talkin' about, hah hah hah! Talkin' about hah hah hah...oh yah...hah hah
Prince, The Used, Coheed and Cambria, Telescreen,Ronnie Milsap, Thrice, He Is Legend, Every Time I Die, The Dan Band, Class Action, any yacht rock,Far-less, Paulson, House of Fools, The Dear Hunter, ICP, The Bled, Chiodos, Averneen, Underoath, Farewell, Lionel Richie, Speechwriters LLC, Counting Crows, Tori Amos, Michael Jackson(when he was black), Mos Def, Glassjaw, Head Automatica, Public Enemy, Outkast....you get the idea. Really too many to list.Telescreen (3) The Solar Sea, parts 1 & 2
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SUPERBAD, Knocked Up,Snakes on a Plane, Boogie Nights, A Christmas Story, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, Requiem for a Dream, Ocean's 11,Talladega Nights, Fight Club, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (I swear...awesome movie) Can't Buy Me Love, Wedding Crashers, Just Friends(or anything else starring Ryan Reynolds...or Burt Reynolds for that matter) Swingers(or any other Vincent Vaughn project), the Kevin Smith collection, The Wizard of Oz, Willy Wonka(Gene Wilder-not Depp), Anchorman...actually any movie with Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Jon Favreau, Ben Affleck, Matty Damon, or Jessica Alba (though that is for different reasons completely).
Entourage, Seinfeld, World Series of Poker reruns, Friday Night Lights, Sportscenter, Real World/Road Rules Challenges,Heroes,How I Met Your Mother, The Office, Monty Python's Flying Circus,Arrested Development, South Park, Chapelle's Show, and Family Guy. Oh, and Lost...thanks JB, now I'm a junkie!
Everything You Need To Know About the Music Business, Feel This Book, any dictionary, Seduce and Destroy, The Way You Wear Your Hat: The Frank Sinatra Story, The Alphabet of Manliness, Youth in Revolt, The Zombie Survival Guide, Super System II, Principles of Interview and Interrogation
..it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. I thought I should tell you since you're my friend that I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. Nobody fuck with the Jesus!