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really ruben

Jeez, keep that wiz away from the light bright!

About Me

I'm balding. It's official. Fuck you, Dad... ... ..................................
Made with the MyTheme myspace editor

My Interests

Masterbating, not working for Cameron, making art about Jesus, Checking the mail, birthday parties, movies about atheism, mad libs, exteme naked pillow fights, shooting things, transformers, working in the garage, buying stuff on the internet, fights at mortimers, the Red Dragon, long distance e-mail, nudie art openings, and of course Star Wars.

I'd like to meet:

Dracula

Music:

Jaime T

Movies:

Andrew Buljowski flicks.

Television:

Here are three: Jeapordy, Dexter, the Internet

Books:

I'm a poet. Of course I've read lots of these.

Heroes:

Finke, Poor people, Emerson, Chicks with Tats, Rats that can cook, Ratatat, Winston Churchill.

My Blog

fox nfl football robot

I can't stand that nfl football robot graphic that Fox uses, he jumps up and down and then like points at somebody offscreen. Is there anything more annoying? Child molesters. But that's it. Christ...
Posted by really ruben on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 03:41:00 PST

christ almighty

Two things:1) I'm going to start using this blog more, so watch the fuck out myspace, it's about to turn into "myspace-wasp-nest-o-kickass." 2) The comments page on here on other people's pages are g...
Posted by really ruben on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:30:00 PST

Quitting myspace

I'm thinking I might quit myspace. Unless someone gives me a good reason not to delete my profile. I mean, Finke's not on here...so...I might quit. xoxo---Driving down Central Avenue looking for a ...
Posted by really ruben on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:01:00 PST

headache

Woke up w/ a headache....undies too small.
Posted by really ruben on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:10:00 PST

another poem

Sunny outside, but still freezing cold.I'm drinking hot chocolate without marshmallows,must be getting old.Yesterday's news is todays dirty diaper.Baby's gotta boner, everybody duck, motherfuckers!...
Posted by really ruben on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST

new e-mail

Just got an e-mail from some girl named "bitch mus." I assume she's referring to Christmas or X-mas...or some other Mas. Either way, Bitch Mus is a sweet Myspace profile name...by far the best I've ...
Posted by really ruben on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:28:00 PST

My new switchblade

Went online to order a switchblade. I've always wanted one, ever since I won a switchblade comb at the State Fair when I was 12. I worry a little bit about accidentally stabbing my ear or my hair wi...
Posted by really ruben on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST

sick

Have a really bad cold. SPent half the morning trying to remember if I should "starve a cold or feed a beaver." I'm pretty sure I shouldn't starve the cold. Really, it must be "feed a cold, starve ...
Posted by really ruben on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:07:00 PST

halloween for adults

Kids have Halloween and they get what they want: lots of candy. What do adults get? I think that Adults should have a Halloween-like festivity where single adults dressed in sexy costumes go door-to...
Posted by really ruben on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 09:24:00 PST

the best things in life are free...

the best things in life are free....like money............free money.....yeah? And Long John's Silvers...when someone else buys it for you.
Posted by really ruben on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:54:00 PST