My Dog is dead. |
Grope died of AIDS the other day. I have taken it pretty badly, I even cried, which came as a surprise as I never really liked him anyway. He just got in the way a lot of the...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:09:00 GMT |
Life's most important question. |
I have been plagued all day by a question that indeed has puzzled and frustrated even the greatest philosophers and scientists alike for thousands of years:
'Is that a FART, or a SHIT trying to...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:01:00 GMT |
Oh god somebody please help... |
You know those bits of skin that sometimes hang off the side of your finger nails, and you have to pull them off and they really kill?? I had not one but two of them hanging off my&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 13:12:00 GMT |
My ex-girlfriend. |
I have posted a photo of my ex-girlfriend, Gladys, on my photos. She is the only girlfriend I have had. I met her outside ASDA and followed her home and badgered her to go out with me until she finall...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 07:41:00 GMT |
At the zoo... |
I'm pissed off. I went to the zoo with my mum today, she lives on her own and gets very lonely since I disconnected her phone line. It was a shite day. My mum took fucking ages to wheel herself a...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 16:52:00 GMT |
Anusol. |
Today I ran out of anusol. Which is a real shitter.
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 15:40:00 GMT |
Forward me to your mates, mate! |
If you know someone who might actually want to look at my crap site, forward me to them. Don't be selfish. Don't be mean.
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 06:36:00 GMT |
