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Nick Ruggia (Like you didn't know)

I am here for Friends

About Me

I do a lot of shit. Sometimes I eat and sleep. I am unemployed but i do standup comedy open mics to pay the rent. Check my buddy list, there're some hot girls (some of who I actually know), some standup comics (none of who you actually know) and a whole bunch of other deadbeats. Friend me because my birth parents were both killed by a bear when I was three years old and I was later adopted by Burt Reynolds. I have insecurity issues that are pined about and reflected upon in my completely original and unpretentious emo/Hip-Hop group, so the more friends I have, the more likely I will make it to 21...without admitting that I am gay.Myspace Contact Tables

My Interests

Standup comedy, standing on stage for seven minutes while people are dead silent, meeting new people that are more fucked up than I am, masturbating while cutting off my air supply, Baseball, Basketball, SCUBA, Hip-Hop culture, Rap music, poetry, reading, existentialism, politics, debate, barhopping, being so hot right now, being cooler than you, basketball jerseys (I know theyre dead), bling bling, bitches, Bentleys, Benjamins, Sharks, marine biology, environmentalism, movies, NERF guns and Bob Ross' painting programs

I'd like to meet:

Tupac Amaru Shakur, Ernesto "Che" Guevara and Mahondas K. Gandhi. I really could be the ghetto, socialist Mrs. America.

Music:

IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE!!!, Eminem, 2Pac, Notorious B.I.G., Jay-Z, Nas, Rakim, Run-DMC, Kanye West, 50 Cent, G-unit, Lloyd Banks, Jimmy Cliff, Bob Marley, Sean Paul, Otis Redding, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, The Stylistics, Alicia Keys, 112, The Lox, DMX, Outkast, Busta Rhymes, Wu-Tang Clan, Mobb Deep, The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Joe Budden, Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz and of course DISNEY SOUNDTRACKS!

Movies:

I Heart Huckabees, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Motorcycle Diaries, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requiem for A Dream, Scarface, The Warriors, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, Boondock Saints, Lord of the Rings, Forrest Gump, The Bourne Identity, How High?, Half Baked, Monty Python, American History X, Gandhi, Jurassic Park, Garden State, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Anything with Angelina Jolie

Television:

Da Ali G Show, South Park, Chappelle's Show, The Yankees, The Nets, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama and a whole lotta HBO (Yeah I love Sex and the City too, Shut up)

Books:

Nausea, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Lord of the Rings, The Bourne Series, The Grapes of Wrath, All Quiet on the Western Front, Candide, Heart of Darkness, VONNEGUT, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Colossus of Maroussi

Heroes:

2Pac, Derek Jeter, Guy Fawkes, Eminem, Gandhi, My Mother (I'm soooo guido), Lance Armstrong, Neil Armstrong, Stretch Armstrong

My Blog

One in the bank...

I make sophomores cry.... Sharq492: i am soooo far past that wicked1mpulses: ;lkjf;as daihateyou Sharq492: fine. nice knowing you. wicked1mpulses: i was just joshin! Sharq492: i wasnt wicked1m...
Posted by Nick Ruggia (Like you didn't know) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Inauguration

Im fucked up man. Today is insane. 7 is the loneliest number. Someone give me instructions on stalking because I cant do it without help. Jesse? Jayne? Nina? someone I dunno what to do. By the way I a...
Posted by Nick Ruggia (Like you didn't know) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST