Running through green fields with the sun on my face trying to catch Llamas (I have 5), figuring out how to get rich quick, memorising passages of philsophy and reciting them to sound intelligent, looking for Saddam's WMD's (I found them in North Korea), meeting random people off the internet!
I'd like to meet:
I'll steer clear from the cliche...You!...because the truth is, unless you have the ability to hold my interest with an intriguing personality, a business proposal that will make me wealthy or a bizarre medical condition that will humour me, I really couldn't be bothered knowing about you or your quest for popularity.
Music:
Wolfmother, The Fray, Eskimo Joe, Lee Burridge, House, Elton John (don't look at me that way, you know Rocketman is the shit), AFI, Foo Fighters!, Megadeth, U2, Soundtrack music, preferably anything by Hans Zimmer..oh!
Movies:
Fight Club, Heat, Backdraft, Crimson Tide, Gladiator, Platoon, Sin City, Collatoral, Bruce Lee films, The Rock, Saving Private Ryan, Boondock Saints, Anchorman; The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Wedding Crashers, LOTR Trilogy (Peter Jackson...you diabolical genius), Commando, Old Boy, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Face Off, Requiem for a Dream, Batman Begins, The Lighthorsemen...'Charge!', Gallipoli, Borat, The Usual Suspects, X-men 1 & 2, Anything that I'm starring in at the moment...
Television:
The Shield, Family Guy, Simpsons, Chaser's War on Everything, Astro Boy, Voltron and all the cartoons that take me back to my childhood....ahhhh, so many repressed memories...
Books:
Anything by John Grisham and Tom Clancy, does Ralph and FHM count? The Dam Busters, The 'Tomorrow...'series by John Marsden, the Dictionary
Heroes:
Strippers, Calvin & Hobbes, Religious cult fanatics (for making the world an interesting place) and Voltron!! Without him, our universe would not be safe!
The boys from the Chaser's War on Everything, Bennett (from Commando), for one of the greatest movie qoutes ever! 'Put the knife away, and shut your mouth..'
