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Beardicus Maximus

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About Me

I like to consider myself the Right Hand of DOOM, when it comes to me working. In general just trying to make a buck and stay out on top! While at home I like to relax with the occasional 40oz of life renewing brew. As well as playing DBZ and other fun vids. As the saying goes a Man's home is his Castle (but my is missing all the cool stuff like tar pits..) On the battle field, I enjoy kicking small children (Joey Peach and whitey) in the chest and improving my skills in the all around killing arts of what have you. As for the family and friend connections, I like to be a team player. Ensuring that we crush the other team into utter defeat, so they will never come back. All in all, I look forward to the adventures which define my life! And, I hope that if you took a look at this. That you got just as much out of it as I did. :P MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Euna! Beer! Working.... (cause I have too) Ninja Missions without getting arrested! Relaxing!

I'd like to meet:

The Eunster!! SANTA~ So, I can kick the shit out of him for all the pain and suffering he has caused me! :( The keg waiting for me at my Mom's house. And of course sliver, that is in the ring so I can defeat him with all my might!

Music:

I like music.................. but why the fuck would I have to tell you this. When the basic assumption is that everyone likes music. At least thats what I think. Like this song I think it's GREAT!

Movies:

Any movie that at least makes you think outside of the box, and as of late there really haven't been that many of those around. But I can't wait for this one! As in the movie Finishing the Game!This is pretty funny as well!

Television:

The Shows I watch on TV: Heroes, Lost, Human Weapon, UFC if I'm at a bar and can watch it for free and of course Naurto. Though, I still don't have cable but that's okay (cause you know TV rots the brian :P).

Books:

Good Books to read: That would have to be any rad comic book trades, World War Z, Zombie survival guide, John Carter of Mars (series), The Catcher in the Rye, ALIVE (pass me another piece of co-pilot..), Worst Case books, Darwin Awards, Clockwork Orange and of course the PRINCE! But in general if you know of any other good books do tell.

Heroes:

BATMAN and maybe Jesus if he was on steriods and had a battle axe!

My Blog

Back in the Home Land Again!

Bryan's Log : Nov 15th~ Well, I made it to Korea once again. The plane ride was a bit long, but this time I actually got to set next to someone that was kinda of interesting (a japanese girl name komi...
Posted by Beardicus Maximus on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:55:00 PST

The Adventures of Captain Caper

I have decided to Blog my experiences in the Hotel Business, so please do enjoy! Remember the following is Non-Fictional even if these stories do sound completely insane! :PThe Random and the Strange ...
Posted by Beardicus Maximus on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:36:00 PST

KOREA the journey of the Griz

July 3- I am now currently up at 5:30am Korea time and it is hot has hell, The university seems alot bigger than I thought but thats okay its still way cool. I basically woke up this morning and ...
Posted by Beardicus Maximus on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:46:00 PST

Sayings from the Book of Beard

"Beer Tummy Hurt!""Serial kung fu killing, is there anything better?""I don't remember blacking out""I fucking hate dumb ass Americans!!!""Lets drink and die!!""When I Drink, I feel Alive!"Fire, Flame...
Posted by Beardicus Maximus on Mon, 15 May 2006 02:05:00 PST

Caper's Questions

- How the hell does a guy on a unicycle pass a guy going up a hill on a bike? - Do you think eating pizza with corn on it seems right? cause in Korea they love it...... - How is anything original when...
Posted by Beardicus Maximus on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:25:00 PST