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JAMES

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About Me



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I like a freshly shorn scrotem. I like tea with some cinnamin on it. I'm missing one nipple but still have the other 3... My big toe on my right foot is where pinky toe should be... I walk wierd... The hair on my knees gets red streaks in it in the summer... I'm part Irish.. I think... Sugar makes me feel funny. Ha! My Dad tried to sell me to my Mom... I really hate liver and onions...

MySpaceTV Videos: probably the funniest cat video ever by jeff
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

My Interests

knitting quilts with spare change sewn into them. Looking at you when you're not looking.... Smelling stuff... Closing my eyes and smelling stuff and trying to guess what it is...... Unscrewing screws... Looking for screws to unscrew.. and then unscrewing them... Pretending i've heard of that band you're talking about... Pretending i'm a cowboy... Listening to people say stuff about things...sometimes...

The New World Order is Here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PpMdTmVMpo

I'd like to meet:


Get this video and more at MySpace.comAnyone with lots of money.... and maybe your sister.

Music:

the Geraldine Fibbers, the Moldy Peaches, Pink Floyd, Portis Head, Rollin in the Hay, the Grateful Dead, Beck, Cat power, Red Hot Chili Pepers, any thing with a Banjo and other stuff that sounds like i feel.

Movies:

Porn. and movies about how they did that shit...

Television:

Whatever comes in with a coathanger and some tinfoil.

Books:

Fuck reading...... Loser.

Heroes:

Me and my big ass balls.