My name is Dave. I am 36 years old. I presently live in Independence Missouri.I grew up about a mile south of wrigley field in chicago.i've been living here about 13 years. i've been a professional clown for over twenty years. I have a son and a daughter. I have been divorced since 1986. I am hoping to meet a woman to spend time with and get to enjoy each others company.
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[Marital Status] divorced
[Shoe size] 12
[Parents still together] no
[Siblings] 2 brothers, 3 sisters
[Pets] 2 cats
FAVORITES
[Color] purple, red ,and yellow.
[Number] 1160
[Animal] tiger grrrrrr
[Drinks] MILLER LT. ANY ALCOHOL DON'T DRINK MUCH HIC
[Soda] GOTTA HAVE THE DIET IN IT
[Book] MMMMMM
[Flower] DANDYLION
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] NO
[Twirl your hair?] NO TOO SHORT
[Have tattoos?] SMALL CROSS ON LEFT FOREARM
[Have Piercings?] 2 IN LEFT EAR
[Cheat on tests/homework?] TESTS NO, HOMEWORK YES.
[Drink/Smoke?] YES AND NO
[Like roller coasters?] ONLY THE FAST ONES.
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] YES, BUT I LOVE MY HOME.
[Want more piercings?] NO.
[Like cleaning?] SOMETIMES,MY HOUSE IS ALMOST ALWAYS CLEAN
[Write in cursive or print?] PRINT
[Own a web cam?] YES
[Know how to drive?] YES, EVERYTHING, AND I LOVE TO DRIVE.
[Own a cell phone?] YES, MY NUMBER IS 816-***-****
[Ever get off the damn computer?] I'M MOSTLY TOO BUSY TO GET ON.
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] MANY, I USED TO BE A BOUNCER IN CHI-TOWN.
[Considered a life of crime?] NEVER
[Considered being a hooker?] YES, BUT I WOULD PROBOBLY GIVE IT AWAY.
[Lied to someone?] I TRY TO BE AS HONEST AS I CAN.
[Been in love?] TWICE
[Made out with JUST a friend?] OH, YEAH.
[Been in lust?] EVERY 5 MINS.
[Used someone] I THINK I TRIED.
[Been used?] YEAH, I'M A SUCKER FOR LOVE.
[Been cheated on?] both loves in my life.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] YES, MY EX-WIFES BOYFRIEND.
[Stolen anything?] CANDY WHEN I WAS A KID. I'M SORRY.
[Held a gun] YES BUT I'M NOT A CRIMINAL.
CURRENTS
[Current taste]
[What you currently smell like] SWEAT, I WORKED 14 HOURS TODAY.
[Current hair] LIGHT BROWN
[Current thing I ought to be doing] TAKING A HOT SHOWER
[Current cd in stereo] MOODY BLUES. NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN.
[Last book you read] UHMMM
[Last movie you saw] DON'T REMEMBER I'VE SEEN TOO MANY.
[Last thing you ate] CHICKEN & MUSHROOM SPAGETTI.
[Last person you talked to on the phone] MY DAUGHTER
[Do drugs?] NOT IN MANY YEARS.
[Believe there is life on other planets?] HEAVEN IS NOT A PLANET
Remember your first love?] MY EX-WIFE
[Still love him/her?] I HAVE KIDS WITH HER.
[Read the newspaper?] WHEN I HAVE TIME.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] no, but i think i'm a lesbian.
[Believe in miracles?] YES, MY LIFE IS FULL OF MIRACLES
[Do well in school?] YES, I ALSO TAUGHT 5 SEMESTERS
[Wear hats] SELDOM
[Hate yourself?] NO,REGRETS I'VE HAD A FEW.
[Have an obsession?] DOING THE BEST WITH WHAT I HAVE LEFT.
[Collect anything?] YES, RENT & PEZ CANDY.
[Have a best friend?] MY SON AND DAUGHTER.
[Close friends?] EVERYBODY LOVES A CLOWN.
[Like your handwriting?] NO, I CAN'T EVEN READ IT.
[Care about looks] YES, WHO WOULDN'T.
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] ANNA
[First kiss] NANCY
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] YES, BUT I THINK IT'S LUST
[Do you believe in "the one?"] YES, WHERE'S SHE AT.
[Too shy to make the first move?] ONLY IF I THINK SHE'S THE ONE.
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] WHEN I'M TIRED
[Bitch/Asshole] I'M A SWEET, LOVING,CARING,GENTLE MAN.
[sarcastic] NO , BUT I'M SOMETIMES OBNOXIOUS
[Angel] MOST DEFFINITLY
[Devil] DEVILISH
[Shy] HARDLY
[Talkative] YES, BUT I'M A GOOD LISTENER.
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