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Jade

She stole my karma....Oh no....

About Me



I'm into transitions - currently knee deep in my reckless hedonist phase but I'm probably too old for this to be considered cute. My 4th best superpower is changing my mind - it's borderline debilitating but at least I'm entertaining. When I grow up I want to write something that is flippantly avant-garde...then I'll pretend I don't care when noone buys it. My tortured artist ambitions are seriously impeded by excessive giggling & a lack of actual talent. Plus... noone takes you seriously with curly hair.

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My Interests

Music is my kingsize bed.....

I'm pretty fickle but the stayers are: reading, writing, music not found within the top 20, people watching, art, day dreaming and I'm currently learning the guitar (despite an obscene lack of talent). Favourite thing to do is go to some dodgy little bar with good company, a band noone has heard of and drink a little too much wine & discuss everything from Australia's foreign policy (bad) to Punky Brewster (good).

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to have sushi train with Jeff Buckley, Nelson Mandela, Ben Harper, Marie Antoinette, Frida Kahlo, Captain Jack Sparrow, Anne Boleyn & Jack White (my retro crush).

In the myspacey realms - I'd like to meet people who are a little bit disco, a little bit retro funk. Preferably people with an uber glamorous lifestyle so I can live vicariously through you or come crash on your couch.

Music:

Ben Harper - The Benjamin, Jeff Buckley, The Ramones, Arab Strap, The Rakes, Curtis Mayfield, The Grates, The Rapture, Ray LaMontagne, Kings of Leon, The Gossip, Angus & Julia Stone, Camille, The Killers, OK GO, Scissor Sisters, Little Birdy, Sneaky Sound System, The Kooks, LCD Soundsystem, The Fratellis, Mars Volta, Phoenix, The Audreys, The Sleepy Jackson, Bloc Party, The Gorillaz, Elliott Smith, Eskimo Joe, Clare Bowditch, Gomez, The Dandy Warhols, Joe Cocker (I don't care what you say - the man is sex), Radiohead, Franz Ferdinand, Emilie Simon, Augie March, Bell & Sebastion, Gotye, Cansei de ser sexy, The Pixies, Thievery Corporation, The Cat Empire, The White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Portishead, The Datsuns, Hot Hot Heat, The Saboteurs, Fountains of Wayne, Deathcab for Cutie, Kings of Leon, Otis Redding, Goldfrapp, The Waifs and Groove Armada.

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine, Life is Beautiful, I heart huckabees, Donnie Darko, Napolean Dynamite, The Labrynth, American Beauty, Love Actually, Roman Holiday, True Romance, Amelie, The Departed, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption and all John Travolta flicks (especially Saturday Night Fever and Broken Arrow, phwoar).

Television:

Arrested Development (Buster is HOT), Love My Way, THe Sopranos (Can we start a bring back Furio petition??) and The OC because I really want a tortured teen idol boyfriend like Ryan. No really - I do.

Books:

Dream Brother, House of Sand and Fog, The Time Traveller's Wife, Memoirs of a Geisha, Long Walk to Freedom (Nelson Mandela), To Kill a Mocking Bird, The Cider House Rules, The Lovely Bones, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas and the last Harry Potter because FINALLY Harry and Ginny had a pash!

My Blog

wicktacular

I had to drink some wine tonight.  By myself.  It was good.  And so I have theories.  As you do. 1.  Shoes are the hot hot sex.  Especially new ones.  That are point...
Posted by Jade on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:40:00 PST

jade = rambo = bored

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?  Someone from Qantas telling me that they've just invented a magic teleporter that means I don't have to fly to London...I can just get zapped there...
Posted by Jade on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:33:00 PST

take my breath away

OMG.  I have just been sleazed onto myspace styles so hard and in the most spectacular fashion. So naturally - I am going to share it with you. i am ali from turkey i am 30 years old i am civil e...
Posted by Jade on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:42:00 PST

47

1. Where is your dad right now?At work...no doubt wondering why the fuck I'm not there too.  WHOOPSY.2. Last time you kissed someone? Dirty pash wise??  It was the Pom...it was also a mistak...
Posted by Jade on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:37:00 PST

recipe for a happy jade

SO as if I wasn't annoying enough and diligently texting my friends a live update of number of sleeps until I get to London, last night I got the best news EVER. Better even than the time they said&nb...
Posted by Jade on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:17:00 PST

the lord..um..lady of the ring

SO. Yesterday morning something that I thought I had lost, showed up in a really obvious place.  It was a ring that the fucking fuckhead ex (official term) had given me for THE birthday.  T...
Posted by Jade on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:16:00 PST

my betsy is funnier than your betsy

So, I think we are all up to speed on my diva antics & general high maintenance-ness (um.  That is a word...somewhere).  A few weeks ago, I was sleep deprived and told my betsy, Steeeevi...
Posted by Jade on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:27:00 PST

random

30 of the MOST Spontaneous Questions Ever1. Where were you 2 hours ago?At work, pretending to work, but talking to Nat about important things like my lacklustre skin.2. Who will be your next kiss?Sinc...
Posted by Jade on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:13:00 PST

somewhere over the rainbow

I stole this from my new friend Nat for the following reasons.... 1.  She's uber pretty and currently babysitting my hair - I therefore want to be her & this is step 1 in achieving that goal ...
Posted by Jade on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:34:00 PST

p.s.

Boys - you won't get this.  Unless you're confused about your sexuality in which case, listen & learn. Mum's knit - it's what they do.  I just bossed mine into knitting me a black and ho...
Posted by Jade on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST