"Heart of a Gangsta - Mind of a Hustler - Tongue of a Pimp"
Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.comI am a total know-it-all. If you don't understand sarcasm you will never be able to understand me. I am the nicest person you will ever meet, unfortunately this means that I trust people that don't deserve to be trusted. I don't think stupid people should be allowed to breathe. I don't like bigots or conservatives (with very few exceptions). I like to listen to my music so loud that my ears almost bleed and the walls shake. Songs about love make me cry. I like to refer to my vagina in public to make people uncomfortable. I talk politics more than most politicians (except for the lies of course)! I like to debate not argue there is a difference , what I do involves knowledge and valid facts. I love my friends and if you know me, you know Travis and if you don't I will look at you like you are stupid. My "baby" (I think I'm required to refer to him with cheesy/meaningless metonomies) is amazing and I love him so much. He's hilarious, caring, intelligent, determined, and sexy (just to name a few). If you have the privilege of meeting the two of them, you will want to steal them, and I'll kill you before you have the chance (and they both love me too much to be swayed). I will kick you if you call me american, closed-minded, or mean . I will kiss you if you call me smart, sweet, beautiful (this one is very dependent on the context), liberal, or crazy. The idea of Jesus makes me giggle. I like to sleep and threaten to kill people with guns I don't own.