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chelsea

I am here for Friends

About Me

"Heart of a Gangsta - Mind of a Hustler - Tongue of a Pimp"


Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.comI am a total know-it-all. If you don't understand sarcasm you will never be able to understand me. I am the nicest person you will ever meet, unfortunately this means that I trust people that don't deserve to be trusted. I don't think stupid people should be allowed to breathe. I don't like bigots or conservatives (with very few exceptions). I like to listen to my music so loud that my ears almost bleed and the walls shake. Songs about love make me cry. I like to refer to my vagina in public to make people uncomfortable. I talk politics more than most politicians (except for the lies of course)! I like to debate not argue there is a difference , what I do involves knowledge and valid facts. I love my friends and if you know me, you know Travis and if you don't I will look at you like you are stupid. My "baby" (I think I'm required to refer to him with cheesy/meaningless metonomies) is amazing and I love him so much. He's hilarious, caring, intelligent, determined, and sexy (just to name a few). If you have the privilege of meeting the two of them, you will want to steal them, and I'll kill you before you have the chance (and they both love me too much to be swayed). I will kick you if you call me american, closed-minded, or mean . I will kiss you if you call me smart, sweet, beautiful (this one is very dependent on the context), liberal, or crazy. The idea of Jesus makes me giggle. I like to sleep and threaten to kill people with guns I don't own.

I will try anything new unless it breaks the law.

This profile was edited with Edit Your MySpace*I have certain words that have been blacklisted from my vocabulary and if you use them I will probably berate you with a fury so strong you will cry. These words generally include all slurs and disparaging parts of speech. If you would like to be my friend it is in your best interest to avoid the use of such words (for the mindless here are some examples: kike, niggger, faggot, retard, etc.)*"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."-George W. Bush (CNN online chat; August 30,2002.)

He is such an intellect it sickens me.

These sunglasses are so damn cool that I felt it was necessary to share a picture of me wearing them (I was slightly ornery which explains the odd lip move)!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

These are some of the homies (and my beautiful boyfriend), I doubt you'll seem worthwile in comparison to any of them. This is my one true love, if you want to impress me, you have to appeal to him.♥Mi Travy Favy, David, My Peter James, and myself in Las Vegas♥ Trev is like my big brother, we've been known to fuck bitches up... Me and My Peter in Las Vegas!

My Confidantes
I have some friends

My Best Friend, Peter Son, I love him!

My Travy Favy!

Trentiferous!

The type of people you've always wanted to meet.

My Blog

how i think before work

i realized how finite a minute is, how precious a commodity, that always slips away.to lay with you for just two more.what if i never could?if you were gone, forever.one minute would be my desire.how ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 13:53:00 GMT

metonymy revoked

I wanted to know, so I found a way.  I entered the digits, because his phone was in my bag (his stuff always ends up in there when we go out), the name popped up.  Sure wasn't what I was use...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 15:21:00 GMT

i erased you

some call them memories, i call 'em scars.you say back then, i say the good ol' days.i was normal, you say i was boring.you were perfect, and i'm always going to be a wreck.she isn't what i am, nor wh...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 17:15:00 GMT

you need space and i need a hug

it seems as though nothing has happened until i've shared it with you.one week we're cuddling in bed, the next, someone else is sharing sheets with you.apparently i wasn't enough, or maybe i will be?w...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:28:00 GMT

hotel parties and broken hearts

i didn't think he would lie to me, and then deny the deceit. i feel very betrayed and unwanted.  yada yada yada.  this is what i'm used to, so i  can't act surprised.  i guess i ju...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:01:00 GMT

the pretty nickname for my sickness is Mia

sometimes throwing up doesn't happen when i need it to.then i feel disgusting.sometimes i'd do anything just to be that magazine pretty,but i'm not that diligent,i should be, because the current sta...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 23:00:00 GMT

i am a trainwreck, look away or stare, but don't question

i'm sorry if i'm not perfect. i'm a flake.  i don't wake up on time, i am ornery when i do wake up.  i am cynical and can act uninterested.  i'm jealous and paranoid.  i worry abou...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 20:56:00 GMT

ringing silence

she waits for a call from a phone that doesn't ring.  incoming calls never speaking words desired. forced into oblivion due to mediocrity and failed expectation, they were never what she wan...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 18:22:00 GMT

I have the personality of an addict

I am an addict.  I am not specifically addicted to any substance, however I have come to the realization that I have an addictive personality.  I believe in all or nothing.  I am either...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 00:39:00 GMT

denomination??

i think i want to take a visit to church, shhhh, its a secret.  i'm scared though jesus folk make me all shaky inside.  however, i am oddly compelled to go?...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 20:31:00 GMT