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That Guy

About Me


I gotta hang around people with a good sense of humor!
You need to make me laugh as much as I'm gonna make you laugh.

(I tend to bore rather easily...you've been warned.)
Is this TOO close to the Buddy Jesus photo above? I really don't feel like being struck by lightning.
Check out movies re-enacted in 30 seconds (by talking bunnies)
Li'l known STiLLeR facts:

(1) Still can't grown a full beard.
(2) Secretly enjoys Pauly Shore movies.
(3) Bloodtype is very rare-- FU Negative.
(4) Mesmerized by the "Magic Bullet" Blender infommercial. (It now comes with a JUICER attachment!!)
(5) Would like The Real World's "Miz" to be beaten with a crowbar.
(6) ADDICTED to fantasy football!
(7) Diehard Yankees and Giants (football) fan.
(8) LOVES hot sauce.
(9) "Pee Time is Me Time" Rule:
Men SHOULD NOT converse in public restrooms while occupying a urinal or stall!
(10) Slowly turning into an obsessed "sneakerhead".
(11) Thinks the rationale some female porn stars use by saving anal sex for their significant other ONLY is hysterical!
(12) Likes to watch the WWE, but doesn't take it seriously.
(13) Big fan of Vitamin Water.
(14) Strongly favors implementing an age limit on men who use the word "dude".
(15) Wishes someone would tell Eddie Murphy he doesn't hafta play EVERY character in his movies.
(16) FAVORITE television show is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Family Guy bumped to 2).
(17) Gets annoyed when people summarize explanations by saying, "It is what it is."
(18) Remembers a time when sex with Britney Spears was considered a dream come true-- not sex with a divorced and tattooed, skinhead mother of two who enters and exits rehab facilities every other day!
(19) CAN'T STAND Rachael Ray.
(20) Told off College Basketball Hall of Famer and 12-time NBA All-Star: Oscar "The Big O" Robertson when he went back on his word over signing a basketball. (...and yes, he did eventually agree to sign it!)
(20) Could happily go through life wearing nothing but hoodies, baggy jeans, sneakers and baseball caps.


Enjoy this CLASSIC, 1980's Public Service
Announcement against drug use!
(What were people thinking?!)


Click HERE...
...to discover YOUR sexual orientation!
One of the funniest effing things I've ever heard on a radio station, EVER!! Found it on {boingboing.net}, some guy was driving through Indiana on his way to Toledo from Chicago, when he came upon a broken radio station. He listened for over a 1/2 hour, in hopes someone would come on the air and explain what happened. He slowly went insane.
"...and find a production?" "...and find redemption?" What does the clip keep saying?! LMAO!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/05/2006
Band Members: STiLLeR

Skyline Chili is GREAT, but
this sign is EVEN BETTER!


Coldplay's "Life In Technicolor II"

GREAT VIDEO!!!
We Are Scientists- "After Hours"

I consider this scene from Showtime's WEEDS one of the greatest moments in television history!!!


Time to get yo' learn on playa!

SOME of you will get this...

Influences: Caffeine, sugar, women, television and MUSIC.

Sounds Like:

Record Label: Unknown Indie
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Hey Quizno's...uh, WTF?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ Yeah so....WTF?! Seriously, I first saw this commercial during the day and I thought, "this guy cleaned an oven that sounds like Kelsey Grammer...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:25:00 GMT

Cool song I heard on Passport Approved

Artist- Seany B Song- "Everybody" Kinda has a B.E.P. sound too it with a remix of Hawaii 5-0 (I think) in the song. I'm really diggin' this song! Maybe if you're lucky Sat Bisla will re-air the song o...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:37:00 GMT

HOW many contestants??? Umm...a buttload.

Wow.  I haven't blogged anything relevant (or in most cases-- IRRELEVANT) in quite some time.  I wouldn't really qualify this as a blog though.  It's just something I came across o...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:57:00 GMT

Jon Stewart’s take on the Giants Suberbowl XLII win


Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:29:00 GMT

Let the rant begin...

Dear Boston fans, you shouldn't be THAT upset over the Patriots loss to my New York Giants. In fact, you should be PLEASED with the outcome. Why? For years Boston fans were known for being the "lovabl...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:52:00 GMT

Has it been THAT long?!

Holy crap! I haven't sent out a blog/rant in FOREVER!! Okay. Well, I have a lot on my mind...and I'll get to as much as possible-- AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. --Stiller Nights on EQX
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:13:00 GMT

Snoop Dogg Just BLEW MY MIND!

It's been over two months since I've made ANY kind of blog-- and THIS seems like as good a time as any.In fairness, (sigh), this isn't an actual blog...I knoooow--j-just read below, and click on the d...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:23:00 GMT

Um, I think this needs a lil salt.

     A MacDonald's employee in Georgia town may wanna consider a new career path&since this one got her arrested!     The woman accidentally over-salted some hamburger...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:39:00 GMT

The Discovery of Ones Body

Let's get one thing straight...this ISN'T gonna be a blog about my leap from adolescence into adulthood, okay? Good. What else is there to DISCOVER? Well, for a man, there's always the beginning of un...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:25:00 GMT

Lindsay Lohan

     The paparazzi thought Lindsay Lohan was staying with her mother in Long Island, but now reports are coming out that she may be giving rehab another chance.   Lindsay all...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 19:25:00 GMT