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Herm

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full name: Christopher Stephen Dodge
nickname(s): Herm/Herman
birthday: 11-3-89
where were you born: painesville
zodiac sign: scorpio
height: 6'3
weight: about 220
hair color: brown
eye color: hazel
shoe size: 13
ring size: idk
skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): uhh
blood type: i dont friggin know
grade: 11
GPA: at least a 3
siblings: 5
tattoos: none yet
piercings: none
hobbies: gaming, pirating, music, movies
favorite
color: blue
food: pizza
candy: snickers
type of cheese: mozzarella
pizza topping: pepperoni
salad dressing: ranch
sandwich: salami
cereal: cocoa puffs
fruit: kiwi
vegetable: cucumber
berry: wouldnt this go with the fruit portion?
cake: dont really like cake
book: One Door Away From Heaven by Dean Koontz
movie: 300 or American History X
magazine: Game Informer
newspaper: idk
tv show: House, Fullmetal Alchemist
website: Xkcd.com or Explosm.net
radio station: wmms
font: idk
cartoon character: Marvin the Martian
artist (painter): uhh
actor: nicholas cage
actress: tara reid
cd: The Sufferer and the Witness by rise against, or Wolfmother
song: Injection by Rise Against
music group: it varies
music type: techno and rock
day of the week: friday
month: november
season: summer
holiday: christmas
shampoo: idc
conditioner: idc
number: 473845713982570982157938909717015731475981342059
phrase: god i suck at life
store: wal-mart
weather: thunderstorms
restaurant: hmm
channel: cartoon network at night, discovery during the day
teacher: Haines @ auburn
weekend activity: Gaming
hangout: anywhere that isnt my house
house color: white
sport to watch: football
sport to play: football
animal: komodo dragon
flower: Rose
guy's name: uhh
girl's name: hmm
board game: clue
party game: mario party
story from childhood: no clue
body part: uhh
have you ever
been on a train: ya
been on a plane: no
been in a car accident: does bumper tag count?
caused a car accident: no
run into a wall: everyday just about
burned a potato chip: ya
almost burned the house down: many a time
smoked: ya
been drunk: ya
been high: possibly
broken the law: everyday
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): ya
kissed someone of the opposite sex: ya
kissed someone of the same sex: no
frenched an animal: no if you answer yes to this you had better have been drunk
made out: ya
had cyber sex: no
gotten engaged: no
had an online relationship: no
been rejected by a crush: ya...
loved: yup
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: no
cried in public: ya
cried over a movie: once when i was little
fallen asleep in a movie theater: ya cough ghost rider cough
given someone a bath: myself
been to a boarding school: no
been home-schooled: ya, it sucks
lost a valuable item: yup
bungee jumped: nope
skied: nope
met the president: nope, and i dont want to
met a celebrity: nope
gotten a cavity: nope
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: ive walked in there
made a prank call: ya
skipped school: nope
faked sick to get out of school: ive tried and failed
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: no
climbed a tree: ya
fallen from a tree: ya
broken a bone: ya
sprained anything: ya
passed out: not yet
made yourself pass out: nope
been to disney world: nope
been to a theme park (not disney): ya
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): ya
made a model volcano (working model): reminds me of 4th grade
made a clover leaf with your tounge: nope
past
what did you do yesterday: sat at home and played wow
memory you miss the most: i dont have anything worth missing
memory you want to forget: the 3 years of south carolina
something you regretted after it was done: what havent i regretted
the last
song you heard: tales by wolfmother
cd you bought: i think x+y by coldplay
thing you said: Fack
time you cried: christ i dont remember
movie seen in a theater: 300
thing you ate: a steak
person who called: celeste
nail polish shade worn: dont wear nail polish
time you showered: this morning
person who complimented you: Haines
at this moment
what are you listening to: Queens of the Stone Age
what are you wearing: my trivium shirt and some cargo pants
what are you thinking: god i suck at life
what are you scared of most: idk
how many people are on your buddy list: like 20
future
occupation: network admin, then possibly teacher
marriage site: uhh
honeymoon: idk
place to live: i dont mind ohio
kids: 1 or 2
car: Mitsubishi Lancer
what are you doing tomorrow: no clue
do you think george bush will be reelected: he cant
will there be a wwIII: at some point
will politics ever be truthful: hell no
will humanity snuff itself out: probably
can the gov. be changed: ya if people use there freaken heads
friends
best friend: keever, nibbz, evan, and mike
funniest: nibbz cuz of how retarded he is
silliest: ^
loudest: nibbz
quietest: evan
craziest: keever
calmest: evan
skinniest: evan
best secret keeper: hmm
worst secret keeper: hmm
the one you have but don't want: im not saying cuz then im gonna have to hear them bitch
smartest: keever
preppiest: nibbz
peppiest: keever
most hyper: keever
hottest: uhh
weirdest: keever
biggest pervert: nibbz
most annyoing: hmm
shyest: evan
most religious: none of us are religious
do you believe in
heaven: kinda
hell: kinda
angels: a little
devil: yea
god: @ the moment no
buddha: no
aliens: possibly
ghosts: ya
spirit (soul): im not really sure sometimes i do and sometimes i dont
soulmates: ya
reincarnation: yup
love at first sight: yup
karma: ya
love in general: ya although its screwed me over so many times
luck: yup
yourself: lately not really
crush
who and when was your first crush: christ i dont remember
any now: ya
a celebrity crush: nope
who do you want to be with right now: heh my inner circle knows that
whos number do you want: i already have it
who do you want to kiss: again my inner circle knows that
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: hmm...
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: and for the third time my inner circle knows
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: 2
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: depends
what do you look for personality-wise: basically the opposite of mine, or one that gets me out of my depressd state of mind
biggest turn on: hmm
biggest turn off: uhh
something thay weat that turns you on: hmm
something they wear that turns you off: whorish clothes
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: heh not saying
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: nothing
what do you wear on a coffee date: what i normally wear
is it right to flirt if you're taken: personally i dont really care
is cyber cheating: no
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: i never thought about that
who would you like to take to the prom: for the fourth time my inner circle knows
do you want to hug somebody right now: for the fifth time my inner circle knows
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: ya
describe
mellow: calm, not caring, just louging around
melancholy: depressed
the perfect date: i dont feel like typing it all right now
the perfect mate: heh basically one that i can relate and makes me feel good
how m&m's are made: chocolate covered in sugar
why manhole covers are round: idc
one or the other
coke/pepsi: pepsi
sprite/7-up: hmm
boxers/briefs: boxers
gold/silver: depends
vanilla/chocolate: chocolate
flowers/candy: im actually more of the flower type
book/magazine: depends on the magazine/book
tv/radio: radio
glass half empty/half full: half empty
democrat/republican: independent
colored pencils/markers: cp
coffee/tea: depends
sun/moon: moon
day/night: night
hot/cold: cool
dog/cat: dog
button/zipper: zipper
cotton/feather pillow: uhh
blue/purple: both
plumber/trashman: trash
jeans/shorts: shorts
long distance relationship/none: depends on how the long distance one works out
mechanical/regular pencil: mechanical
matt/ben: uhh
that 70's show/simpsons: simpsons
kelso/eric: kelso
donna/jackie: hmm
bart/lisa: bart
romeo/juliet: is juliet hot?
romantic comedy/thriller: not sure
nsync/bsb: they both make me want to punch a baby
peanut butter/jelly: pb
waffles/pancakes: waffles all the way
letter/email: email
florida/california: hmm
pizza/burgers: pizza
hat/visor: hat
football/rugby: football
iceskating/blading: uhh
movie at home/in theater: home if im by myself theater if im with friends/ a date
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow: butter
red lipstick: red lipstick
socks: red
cowtipping: fun
moulin rouge: movie
greenland: country
iceland: ice
harry potter: book
red: sock
blackberry: blueberry
rose: thorn
rooster: chicken
taxes: foul language
bill clinton: monic lewinski
whipped cream: ice cream
george w. bush: die in a fire
lollipops: candy
dreams: reality
love: hate
guys: girls
south park: omg you killed kenny
boy bands: queers
pengiuns: rule
girls: no chance for me
thong: depends
death: whens it coming
spoons: fork
junk mail: spam
dairy: moo
panties: woot
your father: never home
pizza: mmmmm
britney spears: psychopath
vitamin: b
are you
happy: not really
sad: ya
religious: nope
bitchy: i can be
crazy: i guess you could say that
messy: ya
mad: i have anger issues
slacker: yup
nerd: im in a networking class you tell me
bookworm: not really i used to be tho
jock: used to be
preppy: nope
selfish: some people say that
giving: not really
obsessive: depends on what were talking about
violent: i guess
calm: for the most part
peaceful: nope
mellow: at times
eccentric: no
caring: at times
untrustworthy: nope
loyal: its my #1 quality imo
patriotic: kinda
perverted: depends on what way you mean that
colorful: i guess...
artistic: nope
miscellanoues
what color is your jacket: gray
do you shave: ya
where: my face
what color is your razor: white and black
what size is your bed: twin i think
what color crayon would you be: blue
what are the last four digits of you phone number: 1144
feelings ..ion: go for it
how lond does it take you to shower: about 15 minutes
what does your screenname mean: its my nickname
thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: annoying
who so you trust the most: myself
is cussing a necessity in life: at times
how about coffee: hellz ya
is the world screwed: pretty much
what something you cant live without: my ipod/music in general
what time did you fall asleep: about 10:30
know what 69 means: ya
how about 143: i think so
can you live without a microwave: ya
what do think about death: whens it coming, cuz i dont give a damn anymore
where and when do you want to be married: not sure
do you want to drop out of school: nope
why is the sky blue: do you really want me to explain this?
what is a good trait about yourself: idk
what do you always think about: people
what is wrong with your school: what isnt
what is right with your school: nothing
how do you react to change: i adapt
do you talk to yourself: all the time
what is your opinion on love: nones coming my way
can you afford to lose weight: sure
what color would you dye your hair: idk
best thing anyones told you: hmm
what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: someone paid them
does being psycho appeal to you: depends on what you mean by psycho
if you wrote a book, what would it be about: prolly myself
what would you change your name to: herm
longest crush lasted how long: about 2 years
tme finished: 2:24 am
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||| 33%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||| 16%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
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Music:

Trivium, System of a Down, Spineshank, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rammstein, Metallica, Korn, AC/DC, Ozzy, Pink Floyd, Queen, techno of any type, Radiohead, or just about anything in the same category as them, if you want more go through my music

Movies:

Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Monty python and the holy grail Billy Madison Happy Gilmore Rocky Horror Picture Show (extremely screwed up movie) House on Haunted Hill Princess Mononoke Spirited Away Zoolander American History X

Television:

House, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and family guy futurama, fullmetal alchemist, naruto, robot chicken

Books:

If its good ill read it

Heroes:

Me, myself, and I...