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Whitetrash Mike

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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. MySpace Editor Icons Collage Banner Generator Contact Table Generator Scroll Generator

My Interests

A friend of ours has been injured in a motorcycle accident and he has no health insurance. A ChipIn account has been created in his behalf. Anything you could contribute is appreciated.

I'd like to meet:

A Zombie

Music:

Blood for Blood, Dying Fetus, Lamb of God, Cryptopsy, Slayer, SYSTEm O f A D O W n, Clutch, Tool, Celtic Frost, Behemoth, Cannibal Corpse, High on Fire, Mastadon, Mudhoney, Sacrifice, Social Distortion, Sodom, Soulfly, Superjoint Ritual, The Circle Jerks, The Misfit.

If you don't know who GG Allin is maybe you should. Presenting GG ALLIN - OUTLAW SCUMF@#K

Movies:



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Seven, Evil Dead, Demons, Texas Chain Saw, Night of the living Dead, Kung Fu Hustle, Pulp Fiction, The Matrix, Joe Dirt.

Pulp Fiction Fucking Short Version

Television:

The Frito Bandito

Books:

I don't fucking read.

Heroes:

Charles Manson, John Wayne Gacy, Dennis Rader, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Albert Fish, King Eddie Gein, Jack Kevorkian. Kool-Aid Man.

My Blog

Yo mama.

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Posted by Whitetrash Mike on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:16:00 PST