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Rob

About Me

I am a grape

My Interests

the quest to be interesting leads me through several ventures

I'd like to meet:

Death or Mau Mau? geoffs jokeDeath or Mau Mau part 2

Music:

The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Mudhoney, Sonic Youth, 13th Floor Elevators, Iggy and the Stooges, The Unicorns, The Animals, The Smiths, T-Rex, The Cure, Bubble Puppy, Primal Scream, Muddy Waters, Purple Gekko, Fi-Lo Radio, The Pixies, The Meat Puppets, Blind Lemon Jefferson, The Cooper Temple Clause, The Lemonheads, The Moldy Peaches, Lou Reed, The Melvins, The Ramones, The Damned, The Sex Pistols, Blondie, A Lovin' Spoonful, Jefferson Airplane, The Doors, Robert Johnson, Howling Wolf, The Sonics, Jeffery Lewis, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Arlo, Aurther Brown, Blue Cheer, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Alice in Chains, Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss, Radiohead, The Endd, The Polyphonic Spree, Ed Allenyne Johnson, The Cramps, The Marz Volta, Kraftwerk, B-52s, Zombina and the Skeletones, Masters of Reality, Monster Magnet, The Beatles, Led Zepplin, Witchcraft, Electric Wizard, Janis Joplin, Beach Boys, The Animals, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Deep Purple, Blue Oyster Cult, Pink Floyd, Chuck Berry, Gentle Giant, Millionair, The Shadows, Dick Dale, The Kinks, Soundgarden, Apatt, Aphex Twin, Yo la Tengo, The Butthole Surfers, Yellow Magic Orchestra, The Cardiacs, Black Sabbath

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Straw Dogs, Rules of Attraction, The Life of David Gale, Clockwork Orange, Silence of the Lambs, Dogma, High Fidelity, Lord of the Rings, Greece, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Yellow Submarine, Being John Malkovitch, Full Metal Jacket, The Trueman Show, Big Fish, Fargo, Interview with a vampire, Twelve Monkeys, Tweleve angry men, Badlands, 10 Rillington Place, Wizard of Oz, 2001, 1984, Batman, XMen, Hero, Usual Suspects, Groundhog Day, Requiem for a dream, City of God, O'brother where art thou, The Shining, American Psycho, Belville Raundevu, The Matrix 1, Ghost World...plus a few more

Television:

Peep Show, Black Books, Family Guy, Deal or no Deal, League of gentlemen, The grid, Alan Partridge, Dave Gorman, Garth Mergeguis Dark Place, man to man with dean learner, worlds wildest police chases.

Books:

Alice in Wonderland, 101 Experiments in the Philosophy of Everyday Life, The Science of Self-Realization, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Popcorn, Wasp Factory, Are You Dave Gorman, 1984, American Psycho, Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy,

Heroes:

all my heros are dead

My Blog

count down to my place

im in love with the lady from countdownnot the typical Carol letter distributing beautyalthough I cannot deny her obvious appealbut the lady who sits quietly in the corner with a big book of wordschec...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:50:00 PST

filling the void

I spent a large portion of my day yesterday moulding the wax of a babybel into various shapes and configurations. After eating the soft white cheese which lay in the centre I performed a series of pus...
Posted by Rob on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:06:00 PST

an ode to the urchin

Mr sea urchin I wonder about youand the things that you do with your time can you choose when to float?or do you drift like a boat?mr urchinI wonder Mr urchin, when you feel like a treathow exactly d...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:08:00 PST

a tale from the brain

If I was a tired man I would be typing this. If I was wide awake im unsure what I would be writing. If I was too lazy to think id probably be typing things that I wasnt thinking. When I am too la...
Posted by Rob on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:27:00 PST

some questions for you to ponder

 My brain and I were sat here wondering the night away in a fashion which could only be described as indigestible. I thought i'd share these thoughts in order for my questions to be released...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:15:00 PST

my computer thinks its better than me

ok so I installed a new program on my pc all nice and easy cd in press install etc then all of a sudden a little message pops up saying 'new programs installed' whats the need in that? incase I develo...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 05:29:00 PST

the continuing story of my life

today I bought a load of stuff and a haircut. I am mighty pleased with both.
Posted by Rob on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:10:00 PST

freak

the world is full of freaks and bigger freaks its just a question of finding the freaks which freak you out the least.
Posted by Rob on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:53:00 PST

a stupid thing I saw

on the side of a dishwasher tablet box in my house 'this product is not distributed in australia'
Posted by Rob on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 06:53:00 PST

a message from the government

following the recent success of our anti indoor smoking campain we at the government have decided to move on to address other important social issues. This is why as of today (19 aug) it will be ...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 06:01:00 PST