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Secret Identity

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About Me

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A LEGEND IN HER OWN MIND

My Interests

playing music, tap dancing, watching cartoons, re-arranging people's corny lawn ornaments (making reindeer hump, etc,) playing with fire, lucid dreaming, skateboarding, goats, giraffes, octopi, psychedelics, my melodica and accordion, reading your mind, killing roaches, alliteration. any combination of the above is sure to spin my spurs to mars and back.

I'd like to meet:

YOUR MOMMA
How to make a shelley
Ingredients:
1 part anger
5 parts silliness
3 parts joy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com


Which random phallic object are you?
Quiz by Andrea .

Music:

sly and the family stone, slayer, sade, the beatles, the beach boys, brian wilson, dead kennedys, puccini, rachmaninoff, dj shadow, outkast, zap mama, bjork, beastie boys, the mars volta, led zepplin, ledbelly, nirvana, soundgarden, peter gabriel,wu tang, public enemy, esthero, john coltrane, miles davis, nina simone, charles mingus, charlie parker, you get the idea...

Movies:


Your Deadly Sins


Sloth: 80%
Lust: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 20%
Envy: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31%
You will get bugs, because you're too lazy to shoo them off. And then you'll die. How Sinful Are You?

Television:

i haven't owned a t.v. for 5 years, now when i see it, i'm either grossed out or entirely engrossed. all snobbery aside, these are the shows i enjoy: aqua teen, beavis and butthed, ren an stimpy, i'm a sucker for animated comedy, gumbi, stargate (hold your tongue), twin peaks

Books:

the power of myth-joseph cambell, siddhartha-herman hesse, fear and loathing in las vegas-hunter s. thompson, letters to a young poet- rainer maria rilke, lots of stuff by jack kerouac, kurt vonnegut, terence mckenna, walt whitman, poetry of: kabir, lew welch, allen ginsberg, percy shelley, rumi, keats, saul williams.

Heroes:

one day i wanna be as cool as you, maybe later we can hang out and i'll show you my propaganda collection.

My Blog

my new pirate name

      My pirate name is:          Mad Ethel Flint            Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, tho...
Posted by Secret Identity on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:08:00 PST

shelley and lindsays guide to life

We wrote this about 5 years ago while we were......ahem, ambitiously drunk.lindsay found it in one of her old notebooks and i think it's ridiculous enough to post on myspace so everyone can get a chuc...
Posted by Secret Identity on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:52:00 PST

a little more about mexico

    ahem, here are a few random observances;the toilets (like the people), are much shorter here.as a result of this i have twice pissed over the front lip of the bowl and onto the grou...
Posted by Secret Identity on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:13:00 PST

all about mexico

2nd day i met a couple americans and have been drinking mas cervacas with them.homesick homesick homesick. 5thday hopefully i will take to spanish as i took to music so many years ago: passionatley an...
Posted by Secret Identity on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:25:00 PST

About Calling Me: a request and a confession

okay, for those of you who call me,            :-)here is some useful information about leaving a message on my voicemail:Don't.UNLESS- you have some ...
Posted by Secret Identity on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:18:00 PST

a new obsession

i have to tell you that i am obsessed by the tenacious d movie."the pick of destiny"i chose not to see it for awhile, bc i was afraid hollywood had spoiled their genius, but now i own it, and the soun...
Posted by Secret Identity on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:48:00 PST

you don't have to fuck people over to survive

thats what they say, anyway.
Posted by Secret Identity on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:26:00 PST

ukelele

    when i play the ukelelei am transported to the breezy isles of hawaiiwhere i sip coconut rum and shoot the shit with brian wilsonwe sway in our hammacks, and he tells me just exactl...
Posted by Secret Identity on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:05:00 PST

do this now

eat pizza, chew it up, spit it out, blow up, drop out, follow smoke signals back to camp, clean a buffalo hide, ride a wave of red koolaid down a long hallway, wash up in the toilet, melting eyelids i...
Posted by Secret Identity on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 12:26:00 PST

california slang

HELLA! if you're from oklahoma, you probably heard it first on south park, or flying out of the mouth of a wigger.here they say it all the time.seriously, ALL THE TIME!why?i dunno. i found this defint...
Posted by Secret Identity on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:03:00 PST