Drinking beers on porches, Rockin in a dingy basement once inhabited by kids who took way too much LSD, Watching Mike puke out windows going down the highway, Kids who tell me happy birthday by writing it on their balls, Getting slapped for calling girls trainwrecks,Watching Kinks slam kids on the pavement from pink shirt popped collar rage, Writing comments about girl pants on bedroom doors with toothpaste, Witnessing kids roll down hills cause they think they can ride down them on skateboards while intoxicated, Joey yelling "play some fuckin Skynard" at every concert he goes to, Telling bums I have no change, Gettin calls at 4 in the morning because Dlove ripped his door off it's hinges, BOOM!, Laughing at Dustin when he hardcore dances, Diving in Lake Michigan and feeling my hangover melt away, "Daisy Downer", Telling Matt that my kitchen floor is in fact not a bathroom, Kids who talk about their hair as a seperate entity, Arguements with Jacob about music after he gets the crazy drunk eyes, Coming home at 5 in the morning to find Troll wasted as shit playing video games in the dark with Umphreys McGee turned up to 11, You know...the usual.
George Carlin, Peter Griffin, Kurt Vonnegut, and ... You. IM me - btwhornsandhalos
Nu Metal
Mallrats..and all the View Askew movies, The Boondock Saints, Airheads, PCU, The Life Aquatic, Resevoir Dogs,Fight Club, Memento, Empire Records, Made, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, High Fidelity, Police Academy 3, Lock Stock and Two Smoking barrels, Slapshot, etc...
Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Boondocks, American Dad, The Daily Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and other stuff.
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk or Kurt Vonnegut
seriously? ....Burt Reynolds. But don't tell anyone, ok.