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Realistic Ronald gets all kinds of airplay

Eat, Sleep, Fuck, and Flee

About Me


I go to Western and I am majoring in marketing cause I have no idea what I want to do when I'm forced to grow up. "Student Ghetto" is definately an appropriate title. People tend to call me Justin. I throw hate out like handshakes. Some people call me Suarez, but I don't really like it. That's my last name by the way. I play guitar and write music when inspired. It's not very good though. I also play bass in a band called With Broken Rank. Bass is essentially a big guitar so I'm not very good at that either. I get by though, don't worry. Music is definately my crutch in life. Girls are usually the reason I need one. "I'm gettin first fuckin place for the worst fuckin attitude and I don't give a fuck at all." I hate talking about politics and/or religion (these aren't two incredibly different things these days), but somehow find myself doing it all the time anyways. The phrase "He who smelt it dealt it" is applicable to more than flatulents. I tend to be very opinionated, but I can still be very open- minded unless ignorance is involved...so please don't talk to me about religion. I'm sure yours is the right one, but I'd just as soon not have one. Organized religion scares me. STRUNG OUT IS THE MOST UNDERATED BAND EVER!! I think that people who believe their life revolves around their cellphone should be shot. People's cellphones will ring 18 times in the middle of an 8 am class...I mean seriously, who the fuck is calling these people? If it's you, please stop. George Carlin is a genius. George Bush on the other hand, is far from it. Bill O'Reilly could quite possibly be the devil. If I believed in the devil that is. But if I did, it would definately be Bill O'Reilly. That guy's a fuckin jerk. But I don't talk about politics or religion so I won't get into that. I self medicate with Natty Light on occasion. By occasion, I mean every weekend. Fuck all til 22, right? Listen to Dillinger Four. Excuses seem harder to come by now that I'm 23. I don't particularly care for overly fake people. Everyone's a little fake, myself included. Don't kid yourself, I'm sure you are too. I sometimes feel like I work at the Quick Stop. I also dislike dudes who wanna fight everyone. They say it's compensation for a certain something, but either way it's pretty fuckin stupid. Grow up. When i grow up i wanna be a dinosaur...or responsible. One of the two. I'm rooting for dinosaur.
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My Interests

Drinking beers on porches, Rockin in a dingy basement once inhabited by kids who took way too much LSD, Watching Mike puke out windows going down the highway, Kids who tell me happy birthday by writing it on their balls, Getting slapped for calling girls trainwrecks,Watching Kinks slam kids on the pavement from pink shirt popped collar rage, Writing comments about girl pants on bedroom doors with toothpaste, Witnessing kids roll down hills cause they think they can ride down them on skateboards while intoxicated, Joey yelling "play some fuckin Skynard" at every concert he goes to, Telling bums I have no change, Gettin calls at 4 in the morning because Dlove ripped his door off it's hinges, BOOM!, Laughing at Dustin when he hardcore dances, Diving in Lake Michigan and feeling my hangover melt away, "Daisy Downer", Telling Matt that my kitchen floor is in fact not a bathroom, Kids who talk about their hair as a seperate entity, Arguements with Jacob about music after he gets the crazy drunk eyes, Coming home at 5 in the morning to find Troll wasted as shit playing video games in the dark with Umphreys McGee turned up to 11, You know...the usual.

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin, Peter Griffin, Kurt Vonnegut, and ... You. IM me - btwhornsandhalos

Music:

Nu Metal

Movies:

Mallrats..and all the View Askew movies, The Boondock Saints, Airheads, PCU, The Life Aquatic, Resevoir Dogs,Fight Club, Memento, Empire Records, Made, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, High Fidelity, Police Academy 3, Lock Stock and Two Smoking barrels, Slapshot, etc...

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Boondocks, American Dad, The Daily Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and other stuff.

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk or Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

seriously? ....Burt Reynolds. But don't tell anyone, ok.