I fought in double-yuh double-yuh two. And I didn't kill Hitler with my bare hands so you damn kids could put rings through your damn noses.
It's like John Lennon said, "life is what happens while you're busy making other plans." And he got shot.
Chester A. Arthur, Lionel Richie (if I were to have a Super Sweet 16, he would be the performer - THIS IS A HINT, PEOPLE), Bea Arthur, John Hodgman, people who like to knit, people who like to read, people who like lists, people who like the same things I like.