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Allison 2 Hands (thnx Gymmy)

When you party with me...we go way past quarter to 3

About Me


"I'm quite impressed with how many bitches you have".....Veronica (on my bitches)
All about me is something I can definately handle!! I won't bore you with a ton of usless information that you probably will not even pay attention to anyway...
"If you want to have a blast then roll with Allison, everyone she hangs with is cool as hell, and she doesn't pay for shit"...Chaz (on how I roll)
Alright so my name is Allison, I am a daughter, a sister, a friend, a realtor, actually I'm pretty much the coolest thing going..
I am a licensed Realtor and I absolutley love my job.
My family means the world to me, we have been through some shit together and in all honesty it has made not only us as individuals stronger, but it has made our bond stronger as well. I love you guys..
My friends are totally amazing, they know how to make my day, make me laugh, have a good time, and most of all keep me grounded.
I can honestly say I love where my life is, my life is amazing, trust me it can be crazy at times, but that's what makes it fun.
Contrary to popular belief I like to keep things pretty drama FREE, however I am the kind of person that will say what she feels and thinks, and at times that can be misconstrued into Drama, however it's not DRAMA it's me KEEPING IT REAL.
I love to travel, I would take a vacation every month if work would allow but they won't.... What a bummer....
Anyway enough about me!!
And here is just a peek into my mind.
I am very strong willed, I can handle any situation, I have a bad temper, I can eat sushi everyday, I am allergic to mushrooms and strawberries, I am addicted to sugar, I drink at least 8 cups of coffee a day, I can fall asleep really quickly, I drive fast, really fast, I never get tickets, I don't do drugs, but my favorite shot is liquid heroin, I drink a lot, I can drink most people under the table, I'm not an alcoholic, I believe that before every party you must have a pre-game, I love the Yankees, I think the Mets are OK, I think going to a football game rocks, I love Bon Jovi, My favorite song in the whole world is Dream on by Aerosmith, I listen to rap music, I also listen to country music, I am know as the triple threat, I like men that dress well, I think most girls are corny, I have excellent gay-dar, I drink more then I eat, I eat really bad bring on the fried foods, I really hate fast food, Mcdonalds makes me want to puke, Vodka makes me violent, I believe you can mix rum with anything, I'm a wild child, I've danced on tables and bars, I go to karaoke and don't sing, I only buy expensive bags, I wear expensive shoes, I hate sneakers but once and awhile it just feels good to wear them, I wear 4 inch heels pretty much everyday of my life, I have fake boobs, I brush my teeth at least 4 times a day, I shave my legs everyday, I ride through high speed EZ pass going 95 MPH, I find people's stupidity hilarious, I hate people that try to make everyone believe they are great when they suck at life, I don't have to hit you to hurt you my words can kill, I have no problem smacking the shit out of someone if need be, I think beets are gross, I love tuna fish sandwiches, I love Disney world, I'm what you would call a quiet storm at times, I play XBOX, I love my I-Pod, I have 2 cell phones, I despise cowards, I HATE liars, I'm petrified of bugs (all kinds), I hate people that can't face me after they lied to my face, I have a career, I wear business suits to work, I scream a lot, I curse like a truck driver, I have an accent, I love swiss cheese, That's just ME!! I made this with help from .. , Look at these other Layouts!
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"The Jersey Girl..a love of an unpretentious good time, and a certain sense of style. Jersey girls are about attitude. They're about eating pizza, drinking beer, having great hair - and enjoying it all..She's got a mouth on her . She says what she means. And she's got a nice, cheerful laugh..Bottom line, all of them are sexy as hell." -The Star Ledger

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You Are 100% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!

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Girls night slumber partyCONFIRMED

Alright ladies we have been talking about it and now it's on........   November 16,2006 Slumber Party Place Trump Marina located in lovely Atlantic City NJ Time 8:00PM Anyone that would like to r...
Posted by I'm not here for your entertainment on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:59:00 PST

Girls night slumber partyCONFIRMED

Alright ladies we have been talking about it and now it's on........   November 16,2006 Slumber Party Place Trump Marina located in lovely Atlantic City NJ Time 8:00PM Anyone that would like to r...
Posted by I'm not here for your entertainment on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:59:00 PST

Girls night slumber partyCONFIRMED

Alright ladies we have been talking about it and now it's on........   November 16,2006 Slumber Party Place Trump Marina located in lovely Atlantic City NJ Time 8:00PM Anyone that would like to r...
Posted by I'm not here for your entertainment on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:59:00 PST

Outings Updated....(YOU HAPPY?)

November 16, 2006 Slumber Party....   I am taking care of the hotel before the end of the week, more than likely it's going to be in Atlantic City, so mark your calendars and plan your car p...
Posted by I'm not here for your entertainment on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:11:00 PST

Survey it's a classic

This is a classic survey and I'm bringing it back, take it and post your answers here   TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:AllisonBirthday:May 24Birthplace:Elizabeth, NJCurrent Location:The ...
Posted by I'm not here for your entertainment on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:31:00 PST

Jersey

You Know You're from New Jersey When... ...you recognize or can relate to at least 10 of these:You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are fro...
Posted by I'm not here for your entertainment on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 06:57:00 PST

Words to live by!!!

Alright so everyone has philosophies or words they like to live by.... Here are a few of mine..... 1. Work hard, Party Hard 2. When you look at me you may see me as arrogant, but just remember your lo...
Posted by I'm not here for your entertainment on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 06:38:00 PST