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..So your name is Kelly isn't it??Yea, that's the name that my mother gave me..do you have any prefered nicknames? non-feminine perhaps?i have Kente, Kenteezy, mr. Uno, Uno, Jesus Jr., etc. too many to name currentywould u like to add anything to the list? now's ure oppurtunitywell, there's is the mouthful of nickname: THE KOOLEST KRAZIEST KOOKIEST SUPER MEGA AWESOME BETTER-THAN-WHATEVER-YOU-CAN-THINK-OF HUMONGOUS GINORMOUS SWEETER THAN SUGAR FAST-AS-LIGHTNING THE DUDE NAMED KELLYi see, i see, so what blood runs deep through ure veigns. are u causasion or...?i am black, no let me correct myself, i am the midnight darkness that surrounds, and to 1--up that: I AM THE VENGENCE, I AM THE KNIGHT, I AM blackman??is that so? i would ask u to maybe do some things only the REAL blackman could but since i only have a few minutes lets get on with the interview shall we?yes, we shall cause lord know when midnight comes around, i'm not even sure we will have a interview.AHA HA yes we wouldn't want that. ure a rather funny guy kente. tell me. do u think of ureself as "funny"i think of myself as comical, not really a funny guy with jokes, but there are times i'll be real funny, so really if you think i'm funny, thank you*rock hits head*some random kid, "your not funny guy!"hmmm so kente, would u like us to edit that part?or...?no but edit what i'm about to do...*Picks up rock**Aims**Throws rockk quick as hell*You better run punk! Or I'm call up your mom and you wait 3 months I'll be your dad, and ground your ASS!!yea, edit...you got it, we'll edit before we post this as ure About Me wouldn't want the people thinking ure some rock chucking kid grounding mother stealing mofo chimp now would we?nope so next question. wat is ure out look on life?well, other than the fact that there will be challenges, obstacles, you kno rocks that hit you...*Lump on heads throbs*I think that we all need to get over it ----------------------------------------------well said. i couldnt have said it better myself. with or without the terribly disfigured gourd on ure head.*Flips through note cards* AH yes. if u could get ure point across on any subject. wat would it be?*Clears throat*It would be with out a doubt, Spongebob.*Stares at camera*I hate you, and everything and everyone that is related to you. Your annoying to me and everything I stand for. My reason for this....i have none. I just have no love for him...oh and Comso...your an idiot.between you and me *moves in close* i hate that Motha ****ka too >_>*rants for 5 minutes*excuse me o_O/ sorry about that it seems i got a little carried away. oh. mmmhmm yes i see, kente it appears we've run out of time. that little stunt i just pulled cost us valuable questioning time.i'll let u close us out. now excuse me, i have to go burn all my daughters spongebob assortments before she comes home from cheerleading practice *runs out, eyes glow red**Eyes glows red accordingly**Glows dies*Well, I'll finish with this...*Throws up middle fingers*KENTE AND A.D. RECORDS(^K^) .::Adrain the Great::.I'm not gonna try and purposely hurt someone. I'm not gonna try and make someone jealous. I'm not gonna try and make you love/hate me. I'm not gonna try and fuck up whatever situation your in just cause it's better or worst than the one I'm. HOWEVER The problem is with my kindness is this: 1.My kindness is towards everyone, so everyone takes it for granted. 2.It stays on like white on rice, cause not only will I care what happens to you, I care what happens to your friends, and your friend's friend. 3.[NO HOMO] my kindness ends up becoming love, i love all my friends (again NO HOMO).These rules apply to everything that I do and to everyone I know. That is why I'm going to change. The truth is i don't care from now on, who you are, if you don't get shit the first time, your gonna get it the second time. I'm not playing with shit anymore, so small shit I'm gonna make big, if you wanna go stupid, then I'm gonna stupid, I'll go real berserk. Now, like always, I won't care over something that's not really surprising. If you just a got a baby cousin, Congratulations. Next!You can call me whatever, you can do whatever you want. cause here's the consequences (not really, just things that will go off) 1.I may/will fight you, if need be or not. Cause now I don't care a bottle of goat's milk about it. 2.I may not/won't talk to you. I'll tell you now, that way you can't say you never knew. 3.I'll get people on you, and you will get the shit knocked out of you. I know people, and if you don't know me, i'll let you know now, I HOLD GRUDGES. Don't fuck with me.(^K^)

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Add to My Profile | More VideosI'M IN LOVE WIT A STRIPPER (REMIX)I'M AMAZING!!This is my life, and I shall do with it what I please.If we can experience another's mind in our own, we know that love is possible. - Jim YoungMusic is like the sky, always changing and always has the same effect. - Kelly JosephMusic is a harmonic bond between all living creatures. - AnonymousThe hardest thing in the world to carry - a grudge. - Anonymous
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kelly Joseph/Kente Uno
Birthday: December 3, 1991
Birthplace: Newark, New Jersey
Current Location: My house in JAM-'lando
Eye Color: Dark Sand Brown
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 6'0''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, was supposed to left
Your Heritage: Hatian
The Shoes You Wore Today: RBK
Your Weakness: People
Your Fears: That I won't have an affect/impact on peoples lives, for the better
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers w/ the Supreme on top of 6 different cheeses
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Date a girl of my dreams/Get my Belle
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Kool
Thoughts First Waking Up: How am I gonna manage?
Your Best Physical Feature:
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tired, which is LATE
Your Most Missed Memory: i'd rather not say
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group Dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: RAP
Do you Shower Daily: yea
Have you Been in Love: yea
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: yea
Do you belive in yourself: yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: yea, a little
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: publicly
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: nope, i want to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: alcohol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i wanted to twice already
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: in a few days, but in the past no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not yet, no
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: yea
Ever been Beaten up: yea
Ever Shoplifted: once
How do you want to Die: Either Natural Causes, or in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Genetics/Linguistics/Lyricists/COmputer Soft-Hardware
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or red
Short or Long Hair: LONG!
Height: shorter than me
Weight: doesn't really matter
Best Clothing Style: Lot 29
Number of Drugs I have taken: as long as it's alcohol i'm good
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: just 2
Number of Tattoos: NONE!!!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Can't count too many

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Implosions

Scatter thoughtsJumpy bodySpasmatic I foughtNobody got meI'm so close to explodingSo I thank God for poetryMy fingers are restlessMy body is tooLiving Life so fearlessYou should be tooHold a full clip...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:32:00 GMT

Mentally Ill...definitely

Yo I walk in a classroomListening to a broke zuneAsked the teacher, "Miss what are we doing?"She yelled, "Kente get the fuck out, or I'm sueing!"I look at her like, "What the fuck did i do?""You walke...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:58:00 GMT

Read me please

Give me a second gotta keep it goingBut my only question is am I reaping what I'm sowingNaw, a nigga ain't sewing, but I'll take a caseAll these other Uno niggas, who in last placeWhy she think being ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:32:00 GMT

Drake ft Timbo & Uno

Damn, how could you that say girlWhat you mean who that other girl?Of course she a model, and how long you think I stayed thereOnly thing on my mi...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:25:00 GMT

My God, my God

3 million...I don't think you paying attention i said 3 millionThis is the situationThe devastationI don't think you feel the distortionThe disproportionsYou thinking off course manThere may be more d...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:07:00 GMT

Fucked up a Youngblood

Misinterpreted, and misreadDamn, these folks might make me deadI swear words can only get you so farBut if you don't listen then believe you below the barCan anyone lend me an earOnly God can get me t...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jan 2010 16:18:00 GMT

Forever and a Day

No matter how much I cryNo matter how hard I tryNo matter how much I curseNo matter how much it's hurtsNo matter how much blood is shedNo matter if I was deadNo matter the life I leadNo matter if you ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:33:00 GMT

Love is very scary

I can't believe how this situation has gotten meTrying to play God, and control it like Light YagamiTrying to skip through it, but gotta face it allBut I'm falling over the edge like Niagara FallsI ju...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:29:00 GMT

GO HAM!!

I write with murderous intentFifty dollars for a knife, spentFuck rape, this girl's been bent, so many times, on her hip is fingerprintsTry and get my on track, don't botherShowing you my thoughts is ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:13:00 GMT

Blast off

To jump on any track and freeze it, is my goalI don't care about shit, not even every hoeOne cloud past the sky, I will goAnd if you doubt me, nigga then you just don't knowI'm ravenous for blood like...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:52:00 GMT