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Alanna?

The attention just encourages her.

About Me


I'm Alanna.
I love to be on stage.
I worry...a lot.
My favorite word is "swell."
I love music, listening to it and playing it.
I make wishes at 11:11.
The piano is my mistress.
I'm incapable of making decisions.
I write...and stuff.
Musicals are amazing.
I'm super nice.
I'm confusing.
I'm the queen of badass...I wish...



My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Uh...Donald O'Connor, that guy could run up walls...that's talent....

Oh and Ben Stiller because he's just flipping fantastic...

...and John Lennon ...but alive Lennon, not dead because that'd be creepy...

Music:



"And when I awoke,
I was alone,
This bird has flown,
So I lit a fire,
Isn't it good?
Norwegian wood."
-The Beatles

"It would be nice to have a blow job...from your mom."
-Blink 182 (They wrote pure poetry. *sigh*)

"Folks roamed the earth like big rolling kegs,
They had two sets of arms; they had two sets of legs,
They had two faces peering out of one giant head,
So they could watch all around them as they talked while they read,
And they never knew nothing of love,
It was before the origin of love."
-Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Movies:

"I can dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much."
-Derek Zoolander (Zoolander)

"I ask for so little. Just fear me. Love me. Do as I say, and I will be your slave."
-Jareth (The Labyrinth)

"Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! Let go!"
-Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

Television:

"I left cookies and milk three nights in a row for God, and he hasn't taken them. Why am I so forsaken!"
-Greg (Greg the Bunny)

"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that."
-Stewie (Family Guy)

"Sanasa, sanasa, sanasasa, sanasaaaa!"
-The Simple Life

Books:

"The silence depressed me. It wasn't the silence of silence. It was my own silence."
-The Bell Jar

"Oh spite, oh hell!"
-A Midsummer Night's Dream

"That's the nice thing about carousels; they always play the same song."
-Catcher in the Rye

Heroes:



...and of course, the lovely people in my life who make me smile with simply a hello. My friends.

Oh and Sting, Sting would be another hero of mine...just the music that he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.

My Blog

Inquiry

An aimless poem,Full of emotional insatiability,No sense of accomplishment,Without connection between audiences.Nothing but trickery to the muses.A façade of creativity,Oh the cruel names screamed amo...
Posted by Alanna? on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:11:00 PST

Coincidence

Complexity:The matrimonial beginning,A conundrum weds a dilemma.Love? Misplaced.A marriage of convenience, perhaps?Why? Inconsequential."No one's to blame. It's no one's fault."Echo, anyone?No one cau...
Posted by Alanna? on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:08:00 PST

18

porn and cigarettes for all!
Posted by Alanna? on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:11:00 PST

Billy may be a genius...

"I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck." Wouldn't it be swell if life were that easy? Imagine if all your curiosit...
Posted by Alanna? on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 09:47:00 PST

go ahead, call me a dork...

so this has been bugging me lately...why the hell is blue the smallest color in the rainbow? honestly, it always gets squished in between the green and the purple, and you can hardly see it. it's re...
Posted by Alanna? on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:43:00 PST