Dressing for Success |
[4:09] Matilda: I dont know, I asked her about writing on our pants
[4:09] Matilda: and she said nothing that draws attention to our butts
[4:09] Matilda: and I said what about writing...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 14:27:00 GMT |
Assemble |
Silverbacks graze in tattooed forests of metal and panel.
I stand electrophototouchometer in hand.
Victim, you.
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 14:24:00 GMT |
Blind Poets and Roughage |
[20:41] Matilda: I'm a vet now, did you here?
[20:41] Johnny: when you say vet...
[20:41] Johnny: do you mean veteran or veterinarian?
[20:42] Matilda: an emergency iguana doctor
[20:43] Matild...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 17:58:00 GMT |
Sudoku...Horse Woowoo up a Poopoo? |
So yeah I have a picture of two bunnies engaging in sex "dogishly" on my page, but some people don't know where to draw the line.
Here's the URL to article to which I refer:
http://seatt...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 17:07:00 GMT |
Charts and Graphs |
I realized tonight that what the American news media is missing in its coverage of political elections are effective charts and graphs. Ill tell you who didnt miss this informational boat, Great ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 17:57:00 GMT |
Perpetually Ill |
I dig teaching. Let me tell you what appeals to me. I love how every day is different. I love the personalities of my students (even the ones who show up stoned/drunk/angry). I love the hours. I ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 13:25:00 GMT |
Jewish Cuisine and Rocksborough Memorial |
I'll pose the following question: What precisely about the word "emergency" does the staff at Rocksborough Memorial Hopital not understand?
Picture it: Ridge Avenue, 2005
I sit, wri...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 07:41:00 GMT |
Every Night... |
Every night I lose more hearing, and I get closer to killing my body in general. WOOHOO!!!
Posted by on Sun, 31 Jul 2005 21:40:00 GMT |
