I'd like to meet:
Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Will Ferrell, John Heder, Jimmy Page, Tom Morello
Music:
Alot of rock, Hendrix, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Rage against the Machine,Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Stone Sour, RHCP, Korn, etc.
Movies:
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, School of Rock, Napoleon Dynamite, School For Scoundrels, The Godfather, Scarface, Jackass 1 @ 2, National Security, just any comedy movie basically, or mob movie.
Television:
Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Chappelle's Show, Mind of Mencia, South Park, American Dad
Books:
I don't really read all that much, but if I do its either a funny book or a biography about an athlete
Heroes:
God,Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Jimmy Page, Towelie, Dave Chappelle