DISCLAIMER: I did not write this. I'm being forced to create a MySpace account because apparantly that's what all the cool kids are doing. Actually, the two coolest kids in the world are creating this for me. I hope it's not too embarassing... (It's only a trick of narrative that this is being written in the first person--it does not mean that I am actually writing this--it's those cool kids taking on my voice)
My name is Megan. I also go by Shmegal, or Megs, or Byrum, or sometimes Stroke Seat, but you have to get rowing to understand that. I love Dunkin' Donuts, specifically. I think there's one around the corner, so we should get some. I'm moving to New Jersey to sell my soul to the world of business, so I'm looking for some cool MySpace people there. Sometimes I like to go on pub crawls in Rome, but I guess that's only when I'm in Rome. One day I'm going to be in the Olympics as an Equestrian Rider, but don't think that makes me one of those horse-girls from the Midwest with gross hair who wear horse jewelry and horse sweatshirts...I'm much cooler than that.
