Joseph

* Note to reader: Please, ladies do not give me your attention, because I am not giving my attention to you. There is a lady out there for me, but if you know me it's not you. My lady FRIENDS know who they are. If you don't know me leave me alone or my mom will slap you in your face with the 'ROD FROM GOD!' If you fail to abide to my suggestion, you are a stalker and I will ignore you for ever.I have three passions in life, Sleeping, Eating, and Jesus. Not necessarily in that order. I remember this one time I was in E-burg with my boys Mark and Danny on a visit to our friend BobbythefarmonehavingRoseberry. Bobby,Mark and I went to some hamberger place for lunch. I told the guy making the burgers that I wanted to have a heart attack after I ate his burger. One thing led to another and that 5 lb burger was weak. I ate two but no heart attack. Later that day we got stuck in the snow up on Lions Rock, I was still hungery though so I decided to go hunting for bear equipped with only dental floss and my bare hands. The baby bear that I killed was really good. Then there was this time I slept for an entire day, no I think it was probably more like a week. If you are wondering how I ate that week I'll tell you. I had one of those 32 foot long subs from subway, it was great, after 6 days it still tasted good. Then I called pizza hut deliverly. Five 2 liters a day of Mountain Dew to keep me hydrated, and a heck of a lot of pizza. MMMMMMMMMMMMM! Now I'm a youth pastor at Praire Christian Center. MMM KFC PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile....