josh

one teaspoon of peanut butter, four sasafrass leaves, a crushed lightbulb, and six pickles squeezed into the nostril of a shrew and set to simmer for 5 days on low. The key is not to add the shredded grocery lists until just before serving. Serves twenty-three comfortably but you can stretch it to one hundred and two if you use a small ladel. Garnish with a healthy dose of cat fur and nonsense.