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DOWIE

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About Me

Around 2006 years ago. Mary and Joseph gave birth to a son to whom we were all to worship. Some believed that these were not true prohecies and then on 30th May 1987 the second coming began. Hello I'm Kingy (a bit pissed atm), some of you may want to call me something else but if your not that witty just stick to kingy or i'll shoot you in the crackerjacks with a spudtato gun. My life has been based around spreading the good news and leaving places full of happiness. Anyway about myself well I'm as sporty as Mr Motivator from GMTV, the voice of an angel(according to Gary Barlow) and as good looking as Norris from Coronation Street. I have many disciples that have left there fishing nets and boats upon the shore and come 2 follow me. You see you may be wondering why i have so few contacts well i will explain. I havent got a clue how 2 add people its harder then singing in the rain. Well i'll mention some of my pals. Sean O'B nice guy stay clear if ur male and unsure about ur sexuality weeeell. Raph aka Brows sound as a pound but he has this eyebrow dance u must be aware of its dangerous. Mad Ry he's mad and he's up for anything once (so i've heard). Then there's the rest of the coolest kids in ze world that r my pals I love you all more then iced tea and crumpets on a warm summers afternoon.

My Interests

Things that make me laugh like the Brookside cast the Boro u kno the score there The Life of Dennis Taylor

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" ..Myself would be up there because it would halve the work i had to do and be able to speak to someone that understands me. I'd say chucklebrothers but i already done that in Darlo David Hasselhoff, altho i kno ppl say don't hassel the hoff Mr Motivator he was a childhood hero. Wolf from Gladiators Vic and Bob do u know anything better then Shooting Stars Rolf Harris Im often linked 2 that guy John Virgo and Willie Thorne. If I met those 2 i'd b snookering you snookering you 2nite big break (Waaaaow)

Music:

Keen fan on American Line Dancing CDs and Clare Sweeney(Brooksides Lindsey Corkhill), The View, The Cribs, The Libertines, Queen, Dirty Pretty Things, Dire Straits, David Bowie, Kasabian, Keane, Foo Fighters, Kings of Leon, Blur, Eric Clapton, Madness, Coldplay, The Verve (True Legends),.. width="425" height="350" .. Five, Wham, Take That, AHA, PJ and Duncan, Elton John, (pure cheese its great coz sum of its so bad u hav 2 love it), The Troggs, Babyshambles, Morning Runner, The Doors, The Drifters, Marvin Gaye, 4 Tops, Beatles (and solo stuff), Rolling Stones, Razorlight, The Romance, Beach Boys, Stevie Wonder, Johnny Cash, Fratellis, Arcade Fire, Simon and Garfunkel, Killers, Michael Jackson, Jackson 5, Oasis, Joy Division, The Jam, The Who, the Kinks(under rated), T Rex(again underrated), Kooks, Stone Roses, Primal Scream, Strokes, Maximo Park, The Smiths, Mark Morrison its a classic cheese song Bob Marley, Ocean Colour Scene, Supergrass, Roy Orbison, Franz Ferdinand, Guns and Roses, Aerosmith, REM, Lighthouse Family. Really I like all sorts from 60s rock to Motown(Motown was the real R'n'B not the rubbish that passes 4 it now). other than that its Indie Rock and Roll for me

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, TEAM AMERICA(ne1 who hasnt seen it watch it, it keeps me crying with laughter now. Lord Of The Rings Gladiator Troy then theres, Superman returns(ne1 notice how superman has that curl at the front of his hair similar 2 mine eh?) Shrek1+2, Pirates of the Carribean (Why do i like so many films with Orlando Bloom he can't act), Platoon, Munich,Walk the Line, Saving Private Ryan, Reservoir Dogs, Lion King, Terminator (aka Brian Clark), Last Samurai, Trainspotting, Great Escape, Italian Job, Sin City, First Knight( u probably gathered war films are a favourite of mine),The Patriot, Man on Fire, Face Off, Star Wars, James Bond (which lad doesn't want 2 b him?), Grease(do I like it or is it coz the songs r classics?) oo knows u decide(big brother guy there).

Television:

Shooting Stars-THE BEST SHOW EVER MADE. Balls Of Steel, Little Britain(1st series), Friday Night Project, They Think It's All Over, Have I got news for you, Fawlty Towers, Harry Enfield, Fast Show, Top of the pops 2(notice i say 2 and not jst totp) 24-classic, Jeremy Kyle a gr8 hangover cure, Simpsons, South Park, Bo Selecta, Only Fools and Horses, Alan Partridge, QI, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, 8 out of 10 cats, funhouse, Phoenix nights, Sharkey and George, The Office, u gt the picture i love British comedy controversial but accept it its better then US stuff(south park and simpsons cud argue about but face it other than that GB all the way) Big Break and Gladiators. Wot happened 2 gr8 telly Chucklevision

Books:

.. width="425" height="350" .. Harry Potter Autobiography of Pat Sharp
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: James KJing
Birthday: 30th May 1987
Birthplace: The Boro
Current Location: Scouserville
Eye Color: Greeny ish
Hair Color: Its brown but everyone thinks its black Darius would say u r colourblind
Height: Bigger then a mouse but smaller than an elephant
Right Handed or Left Handed: For u honey i will b woteva u want me 2 b (right handed)
Your Heritage: Keen fan on the old National Heritage
The Shoes You Wore Today: Who cares if u read it 2moro it will b different
Your Weakness: Parmo. When im pissed i will buy one jst so i can say i had 1. Girls: dunno y all r the same they lead u along then throw u away like a pair of tights
Your Fears: Waking up with Boy George lying next 2 me I wud b very scared if that happened. Being rejected although it happens most of the time i should really hav conquered that fear
Your Perfect Pizza: One with cheese tomato and ham and pineapple or chicken or bacon etc.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win karaoke. Become a ladies man
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol. Wen u hav nowt 2 say jst say that prevents awkwardness of havin nothing 2 say
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is it half 9. Time 4 jeremy kyle
Your Best Physical Feature: My face. Im often told i have the perfect face 4 radio
Your Bedtime: who knows i certainly dont
Your Most Missed Memory: Eating a parmo 4 the 1st time
Pepsi or Coke: Who cares they both taste the same
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy Ds
Single or Group Dates: Dont mind as long as i have a girl with me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Dont mind a bit of iced tea with a crumpet
Chocolate or Vanilla: We talkin bout flavours or skin? Dont mind either
Cappuccino or Coffee: Dont do coffee
Do you Smoke: Just bacon
Do you Swear: Come on im a catholic we dont swear us guys
Do you Sing: Like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: Usually
Have you Been in Love: Wot is love? I only hav feelings and nowt usually flourishes
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that and gt the T Shirt
Do you want to get Married: Of course the question is do u want 2 marry me
Do you belive in yourself: Somethings i do others i dont
Do you get Motion Sickness: Whats that like?
Do you think you are Attractive: If i was girl i'd like me ;p. Not really otherwise i wouldnt hav a problem getting a girl
Are you a Health Freak: I try but i gt a takeaway everytime im out but i do gym it most days now
Do you get along with your Parents: Like best pals
Do you like Thunderstorms: Great 2 watch wen ur laid in ur bed
Do you play an Instrument: the spoons do they count
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: wot a silly question im a fresher
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: c'mon i wudnt dare
In the past month have you gone on a Date: rub it in eh? ur sick grrrrrr
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Asda its cheap as chips and i gt loads of food
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: wtf is that
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nah
In the past month have you been on Stage: i've been on a stage but i was removed off it by a bouncer
In the past month have you been Dumped: I wish i had the opportunity 2 b dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I've had my heart stolen many times in the past month but i aint done it back
Ever been Drunk: GOSH
Ever been called a Tease: a minge teasin BASTARD as mel b wud say. Nope afraid not
Ever been Beaten up: Im hard as nails no1 messes with me and i dont mess with them
Ever Shoplifted: come on im catholic
How do you want to Die: saving the world and everyone cries 4 me like they cried 4 my hero steve irwin
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A trainspotter sounds like a right barrel of laughs
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dont mind
Favourite Hair Color: brown or blonde or red or any other
Short or Long Hair: dony mind as long as its not dykish
Height: same as me or smaller
Weight: not 2 skinny not fat but normal
Best Clothing Style: indie clothing its so hot i.e those 60s dresses evryone wears them now
Number of Drugs I have taken: u really want me 2 say i have
Number of CDs I own: more cds then sense hence the expression u hav more cds then sense
Number of Piercings: i hav no piercings bcoz they r 4 girls and lads that hav them need 2 give their heads a wobble
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Many they hurt me 2 say
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Heroes:

Vic and Bob The Beatles, Marc Bolan, The Kinks, Massimo Maccarone, Steve Gibson, John Fashanu Les Battersby Brucie Forsyth Sinbad, Mick Johnson and Jimmy Corkhill from Brookside Noel Edmunds Pat Sharp