The Company Formerly Known as CMS BondEdge

I'm the personification of a corporate entity, namely, CMS BondEdge. For the last twenty years I've been trying to make a name for myself, and while I've got a tight group of friends in the financial industry, nobody outside of this group knows who I am. You probably know my friends.. Wells, Citi, Moody.. but you probably don't know me! I'm sick of being the Nicole Ritchie of the financial industry, I should be Paris Hilton (without the herpes, of course).Now what do I do? I employ about a hundred people who do some high-intensity fixed-income analytics. "Bonds" to you lay-people. I make $80 million a year, but I don't that's why the ladies tend to like me. That would be a paradox because I don't show it off and it's not like I really hook them up with my cash money anyway. Some actually call me stingy with my money! Ouch!In my perspective, I've really got a relaxed, giving attitude, and I freely disperse soda and popcorn to those in my confines . . . err, I mean "in my care!" And free bagels on Wednesdays and lunch once a month. That, my friends, is why the ladies love me.