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Ian

What demon possesed me that I behaved so well?

About Me

Ummm, I'm not sure...that's what therepy is for figuring out.

My Interests

I'm interested in living well and fucking over the man whenever possible. And I like motorcycles. And Boobies.

I'd like to meet:

Jimi Hendrix, Carl Friedrich Gauss, Geronimo, Humphrey Bogart, Fred Beckey (luckily Ben lives with him so I might), Pablo Picasso, Charles Bukowski, Hemingway...

Music:

British Pop, Delta Blues, Shit Kickin' Country, Reggae, Downtempo, Jazz and I'm a big fan of Ween.

Movies:

Zombie movies and chopsocky and gangster flicks top the list. Casablanca and Cool Hand Luke should be required viewing for every person on earth. The Big Lebowski rivals Van Gogh's Starry Night for artistic vision. I FUCKING LOVE MOVIES.

Television:

...is a waste of time and eats your soul. Why voluntarily subject yourself to corporate propoganda? (Except if you are in a bar and the World Cup or Moto GP is on.)

Books:

Books are almost as cool as movies. If I was less lazy I would probably rate them equally. Plus fight scenes are way better in movies. But I digress...

Heroes:

"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over." -Hunter S. ThompsonValentino Rossi is God.