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christopher the fandan

cold/drunk/warm as baws

About Me

My Interests

Rubbing my knees furiously, my chums, meeting new chums, fee's maw, being slightly homophobic, broken french, making bed forts, tampon fights, staying up all night, inserting rude words into songs, furious masturbation a go go, getting moist over technology, double vodkas, sleeping for 12 hours, titting fee up, talking about poo, playing retro games, listening to erection inducing music, plate spinning, laughing like a twat... aka being a tard

I'd like to meet:

Movies:

Battle Royale, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, The Ring, Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Trainspotting, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Dawn of the Dead (1978), Fight Club, Being John Malkovich, Back Door Sluts 9

Television:

Nighty Night, Spaced, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, Futurama, Kath & Kim, American Dad, Drawn Together, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Lost, South Park, Little Britain, The League of Gentlemen, Green Wing, Doctor Who, Robot Chicken, Shameless, E.R., The Crystal Maze, Brass Eye, The Royale Family, Trap Door, Stopit & Tidyup, Thomas The Tank Engine

Books:

Heroes: