I wish I had a dollar for all the times somebody told me "Everything's gonna be alright."
I'd love to meet this guy --
200 Questions of Randicular Fun 
Full Name: Randy Alan 
Birthday: January 30th, 1979 
Birthplace: Somerville, NJ 
Eye Color: Brown 
Hair Color: Brown 
Height: 5'8 
Weight: 170 
Right handed or Left handed?: Depends what I'm doing.. Mostly left handed though 
Your Heritage: Italian German 
My Worst Habit: A D D!! 
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius. Water anyone? 
Shoe Size: 9 1/2 
Pants Size: 34/32 
Innie or Outie?: innie 
Parents Still Together?: Yes, but they are not here with me. 
The Shoes You Wore Today: White Ones 
Your Weakness: cold 
Your Fears: only living half a life 
Your Perfect Pizza: plain 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: a job with longevity 
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: lol 
Thoughts First Waking Up: "what time is it?" 
Your Best Physical Feature: I never look at myself so I don't know 
Your Bedtime: Whenever all my shit is done for the day 
Your Most Missed Memory: being a kid, learning about new things and being ahead of my time. Somehow I've went from ahead to fallen behind 
MY FAVORITES 
Favorite color?: Blue 
Food?: Tortelini with carbonara :)~ 
Sport?: HOCKEY! 
Animal?: Ostrich 
Ice Cream?: Mint I guess? 
Candy?: Butta finga 
Store?: Walmart. They have everything. Even 90 yr old Annie patrol for loss prevention. Gotta love that 
Salad Dressing?: I don't even eat salad 
Actor?: Robert Deniro. He is the man 
Song?: Anything by RATT 
Letter?: Man. 
Number?: 12 
Gum?: yes please? 
Holiday?: Christmas 
Season?: Spring 
Toothpaste Flavor?: I don't concentrate on the taste. I brush my teeth and get it done! 
Radio Station?: I don't listen to the radio. MP3's have spoiled me 
Perfume?: umm. I am not fic!! 
Scent besides perfume?: My Cologne 
Body part on the opposite sex?: The sides. They are always ticklish 
FRIENDS AND LIFE 
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: A guy with a good job 
How Do You Want To Die?: with memories of a full liven life behind me 
Turn ons: Smiles 
Turn offs: Anti-smiles 
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Nobody can even come close lol 
Who's The Loudest?: Goro. "THAT BE ALL!" @ KFC lol 
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: all my friends take turns with that title 
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Daryl 
Who's The Shyist?: umm... I dunno? none of my friends are shy to me 
When Have You Cried The Most?: A long time ago. I was a kid. It was probably over somethin stupid I'll bet 
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Spending time at something and coming out of it successfully, knowing it wasn't all just a waste of time. 
Worst Feeling?: getting fuct over 
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: I woudn't mind staying near Hillsborough 
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: That i would talk slower more often so people can actually understand what i am saying when I talk 
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: As long as I can 
FINISH EACH SENTENCE 
Let's walk on the: Boardwalk 
Let's look at the: Starrs 
What a nice: Day! 
Where did all the: good music go? 
Why can't we: all get along? 
Silly, little: This one is dumb 
Isn't it weird that: I'm doing one of these? 
Never under any circumstance: will I give up on what I believe in 
I wish: I was a fish 
Everyone has a: secret 
I am: Me 
HAVE YOU EVER 
Been In Love?: I thought I was on my way but didn't even end up with a friend out of the deal. Go figure. Thats some gangster shit right there 
Been To Juvie?: nope 
Mooned Someone?: Apologies go out to Greg and Cook. Actually I take it back, I'm not sorry, I would do it again, that was funny. Look out!! Or should I say, maybe don't look.. hehe 
Been Rejected?: Nope. Never asked = never got the shaft. 
Ran Away From Home?: Nope 
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: No I never crushed. I was such a weird kid. There were girls I liked but I never talked to them so I never got to know them enough to crush. Girls like guys with nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills and computer hacking skills. I didn’t have those. Well I had 1 out of 3 but that wasn’t good enough. Napoleon was right! 
Skipped School?: Yeah. 
Thought About Suicide?: Thought yes. Never considered it though. Big difference 
Slept Outside?: yeah 
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: ohh yeah 
Cried In School?: no 
Thrown Up In School?: LOL yeah 
Wanted To Be a Model?: No 
Cheated On Someone?: nope 
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: yeah.. Salami + High School = funny 
Seen A Dead Body?: yeah 
Been Bitched Out?: I guess 
Drank Alcohol?: Yeah. Not until I was 23 though 
Smoked?: never tried 
Been On Drugs?: prescription yeah 
Eaten Sushi?: Nope 
Been On Stage?: Yeah 
Gone Skinny Dipping?: Nope 
Shoplifted?: yeah 
Been Drunk?: Yeah. Walking sideways is fun 
Been Called A Tease?: nope 
Been Beaten Up?: yeah 
DO YOU 
Swear?: Yeah 
Sing Well?: No. But that doesn't stop me 
Shower Daily?: Yes 
Want To Go To College?: I've thought about trying it 
Want To Get Married?: Someday 
Believe In Yourself?: Most of the time 
Get Motion Sickness?: No 
Think You Are Attractive?: I think I am average 
Get Along With Your Parents?: Everybody gets along with me 
Like Thunderstorms?: Sure 
Play An Instrument?: Yeah, Geeee-tar 
Own An IPOD?: nope. Kenwood Keg :D 
Pray?: Not regularly 
Go To Church?: No 
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: if I can't find my pillow I'll sleep with the Bitch Bear 
Keep A Journal/Diary?: nope. But I should, shouldn't I? 
Dance In The Rain?: nope 
Sing In The Shower?: Sometimes 
THIS OR THAT 
Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi 
McDonald's or Burger King?: Mcdonalds 
Single or Group Dates?: depends on the people and situation. usually single though 
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla 
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Strawberries 
Meat or Veggies?: Meat 
TV or Movie?: Movie 
Guitar or Drums?: Guitar 
Adidas or Nike?: Adidas 
Chinese or Mexican?: Chinese 
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: Cheerios. I dig my pajamamas hehe 
Cake or Pie?: Cake 
MTV or VH1?: MTV 
Blind or Deaf?: Deaf 
Boxers or Briefs?: Briefs. I need a holster lol 
CAN YOU 
Do The Splits?: Not completely but I can come close 
Write With Both Hands?: Yeah but one looks better than the other 
Whistle?: Yeah 
Blow A Bubble?: Yep 
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: Yep yep 
Cross Your Eyes?: I never tried 
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: Sure 
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: Yeah if I put it there 
Dance?: Not really 
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: Yeah 
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON 
You Touched: Gizmo (the dog) 
You Talked To On The Phone: Jessica 
You Instant Messaged: Jessica 
You Hugged: Jessica 
You Yelled At: This computer about 5 minutes ago 
You Played A Sport With: My friends at Milltown Rd for hockey 
WHAT'S THE LAST 
Time You Laughed?: an hour ago when I was chasing the dog around with his squeaky toy 
Time You Cried?: I really don't remember... I hardly ever cry.. I have my own ways to deal with tough situations 
Movie You Watched?: Clerks 2. Only lasted 5 minutes though haha barely long enough to see the store burn down 
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: Big Red Cinnamon 
Joke You Told?: I told my friends how I
thought I met a decent girl. Later I found out that was a joke 
Song You've Sung?: Amber Pacific - Save Me From Me 
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT 
Where Are You?: In my bed 
What Can You See Out Your Window?: Grass 
Are You Listening To Music?: Yeah 
What Are You Wearing?: My Cheerios pajamamamas. I told you I dig them! 
What's On Your Mousepad?: I don't have one 
BELIEFS 
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Not really 
Do you believe in miracles?: Yes and no. Mixed feelings 
Magic?: No 
Love at first sight?: No. 
God?: Yes 
Satan?: Yeah he's an ass 
Ghosts?: Not the kind in the movies 
Santa?: yeah hehehe 
Evolution?: Yep 
IN A BOY... 
Fav Eye Color: Fic! 
Fav Hair Color: Fic! 
Short or Long Hair: Fic! 
Height: Fic! 
Weight: Fic! 
Best Clothing Style: Fic! 
RANDOM 
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: I dunno... Give me ideas. I wanna visit somewhere where people aren’t full of shit. In fact lets skip the visit and move me in 
Number Of CD's I Own: A crapload but they are somewhere in a tote hehe 
Your Good Luck Charm: Myself 
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 1 or 2. Depends how many i can find when I'm going to sleep 
Do you drink milk?: Sometimes 
Person You Hate Most: I don't really hate people. 
Most Outdated Phrase: Yall come back now, ya heer? 
Do you think God has a gender?: no 
Where do you think we go when we die?: Somewhere else. 
How many rings until you answer the phone?: Depends how far it is from me 
What is something scientists need to invent?: Truth Serum 
Are you a health freak?: Not a freak but I like to be healthy 
Are you a virgin?: no 
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: into space. lol! 
What is the worst weather?: Cold and rainy 
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: No. I played with electronics, wires and batteries and juiced myself a few times by accident. Hardly barbie-like activity! 
How many grades have you failed?: None 
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