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Kl0wn

Kl0wns wear baggy pants to hide their huge cocks! Also you know your special to me when you've got c

About Me


Ok the third Re-do of my myspace I always seem to do these when I have a big change in my life so again here goes.
Im at York St John Uni doing dance, yeah I know, male, dance they don't mix - well fuck you! What other subject can you stand behind and load of girls bending over and then have them telling to lift them this way or that.
My hobbies consist of what most people would call pointless and a waste of time, I call it fun. I juggle: Balls, Rings and Clubs. I Fire Breath but I'm working up to the eating - Yum. I Unicycle and can go forward and turn and am working on jumps at the moment. Also my folks brought my blades and bass down so starting them back up as well - might buy a bmx bike too so I can start working on flatland stuff just so I'm cool lol
I like to read mainly Stephen King but also Tad Williams and Stephen Donaldson. My music taste are varied and range from Classical to Metal and from Pop to Hip-Hop, I would say I have a ecletic music taste but their are some types of music I don't like.
In my spare time other then juggling I like to spend time with my mates, espicially the big geordie who I class as my best buddie, I also like to go on my xbox360 and laptop - what can I say I'm a guy.
As far as girls go meeting someone whos nice and has a good sense of humour is all I really need - high sex drive would be nice though nothing like a girl who knows how to handle a man :P
Yeah so thats me in the past year I might have changed alot when you next see me, I'm still funny as fuck so no worries :D.
This email from my course director made me smile, it involves the resits I did because I failed to turn up to lessons due to sleeping issues but well read for yourself
Dear Ricky
You have passed your resubmission for 1CA240 and 1CA250 for a mark of 40 in each case.
1CA240 You offered a clear well delivered presentation which evidenced your understanding of principles of technique. The context and analysis was relevant to the task as were the chosen clips. The practical demonstration was confidently executed and evidenced skill and understanding.
1CA250 The work was clearly introduced and contexted. There was evidence of critical reflection and understanding and application to your own training. Again the examples which you chose were relevant and developed the points you were making.
Good work which would have gained a high mark if offered at the time of the assessment.
We got bored and I had hired out a bear costume so we pissed around and made this video. Leave a comment here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMFo3YHFeRQ
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My Interests

Brilliant Quotes.

Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer born 1929

I coulda maybe probably shoulda joined a boy band like five or whatever. Jay Blue - Hard Tymes

You bring me down at least you try until we see this eye to eye I don’t want you. Three Days Grace – Wake up

Losing half a year, waiting for you here I'd be your anything. Sugarcult - Memory

If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

You were born in a caravan, that don't make you ghetto. Lady Sovereign - Sad Arse Strippa

The Devil crept into Heaven, God overslept on the 7th The New World Order was born on September 11. Immortal Technique - The Cause Of Death

I'd like to meet:

People who actually do something with their life that doesnt entirely revolve around booze, I can't stand people who go around doing dumb things saying "I was drunk" - dude if your gonna do something stupid do it! and do it big but don't blame it on a booze. I do big stupid things all the time and I love it you dont have to be drunk to have a good time - anyway every fucker knows what their doing when their drunk. Other people like me would be cool so crazy wacky people who are funny and know how to have a fun time without the constant need for booze.

Music:

This is a long list of some (thats some not all) of the bands I like

(Hed)P.E
36Crazyfists
Alkaline Trio
American Head Charge
Anti-Flag
Armour For Sleep
Ash
Avenged Sevenfold
Bjork
Bleeding Through
Blue Man Group
Capdown
Coheed and Cambria (Andy and Craig Introduced Me To Them)
The Clash
Cute Is What We Aim For (Thanks Craig)
D12
Death Cab For Cutie
The Distillers
Disturbed
Dizzy Rascal
Dope
Dr.Dre
Eminem
Faithless
Foo Fighters
Funeral For A Friend
Gorillaz
Guns N' Roses
Gwen Stefani
Hoobastank
ICP (Gotta Love The Fucking Clowns Man)
Jack Off Jill
Jimmy Eat World
Kicked In The Head (Now No Longer Together *Tear*)
Kittie
Korn
Lamp Of God
Linkin Park
Madonna
Manson
Mars Volta
Mindless Self Indulgence
My Chemical Romance
Outkast
Papa Roach
Placebo
The Prodgy
Rage Against The Machine
Rammstein
Slipknot
Soilwork
Something Corporate
Soulfly
Spinshank
The Streets
Sum 41
S.O.A.D
Throwdown
Thursday
U2
Yellow Card

Movies:

I will just list my top 10 films their not in any order because they are all good :)

Kontroll
Donnie Darko
Bully
Kids
Leon
The Breakfast Club
Thirteen
Matrix (Just The 1st One)
Old Boy
Fight Club

Television:

Family Guy - I now own all 5 series haha I just need to buy the Stewie one and I'll have them all mwahahaha....ahem. Since then I have downloaded the sixth :)
I don't watch Tv much and at Uni I'm only having one to play on my consoles because I can't afford a TV License and yes it is legal to use you TV for consoles without a License just don't plug in a aeiral because then your braking the law.

Heroes:

I wanted to put something here so I decided that my hero was a puppet I was scared of :)

My Blog

hehe a night out with Ben!

Well I went out for a few pints with Ben and ended up in Gallery was a good night, I had to leave at about 2.30am coz I was shattered and up at 8am but was fun. Got called Spar Boy again but no worrie...
Posted by Kl0wn on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:58:00 PST

10 bunnies and another fun night out.

What can I say spending a night with 10 crazy bunnies. This time I didnt get wasted lol but danced my heart out on that stage "ravin it up lol". But if I get called Spar Boy again I'm gonna cry I had ...
Posted by Kl0wn on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:30:00 PST

Hayleys Bday

So what a sorted night. Dancin with the girls, being sick, asked by a guy if he could suck me off, onion rings and tuckin people into bed. One word to sum it up QUALITY!
Posted by Kl0wn on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:33:00 PST