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Ice Pick Andy
People Iced: Fourteen
Car Bombs Planted: Eleven
Favorite Weapon Curdled Milk
Arms Broken: Thirty One
Eyes Gouged: One
Tongues Cut Off: Eight
Biggest Enemy: Joe Bannanas
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?div style="width:px;_height:px; min-height:px; background-color:rgb(216,233,237); text-align:center;"> What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
You will sink in a mire. You like to think you're normal, but deep down you really just want to strip off your clothes and roll around in chicken fat.
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An oral sex master
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Your Rising Sign is Gemini
You often feel torn between two dominant personalities.
Sometimes you're adaptable and friendly; other times indecisive and unsure.
No matter what, you're the life of the party or conversation.
Witty and talkative, you entertain with your stories and gossip.
It's a bit difficult for you to finish what you start - jobs, friendships, relationships...
There's so much you want to try. You often bite off more than you can chew. What's Your Rising Sign?
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You are The Wheel of Fortune

Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success

The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.

What Tarot Card are You?
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I love it when things like this don't happen to me Stupid Ass People

Add to My Profile | More VideosThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
You scored as Black, You are a Black Were. Some think of you as mysterious, though you are often straightforward. Though pure of heart, you can't help but be mischeivious sometimes, even with serious consequences. You are sneaky and have a sense of stealth, but can be outright when you want. Black Weres love company, though they need serious alone time.

Black


76%

Silver


74%

Grey


69%

Red


60%

Brown


59%

Gold


55%

White


50%
What Color Werewolf Are You??
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Your Life Path Number is 5
Your purpose in life is to life freely and collect experiences.
You love life - new adventures, new people, new ideas.
You are very curious, and you crave novelty in all forms.
You tend to make friends easily, and you enjoy the company of all types of people.
In love, you are fun and even a bit intoxicating. But you won't stick around for long.
You are impulsive and spontaneous - which sometimes leads you to do things you regret.
Sometimes you can be overindulgent with food, sex, or drugs.
You have many talents, so many that you are often scattered and unfocused. What Is Your Life Path Number?

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My Blog

Lesson for life .59

Behold! Lesson for life #59: Seeing random drunken Chads falling flat on their faces while attempting to crowd surf is a spectacle every human being needs to witness.
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 16:30:00 GMT

THE RETURN OF LESSONS FOR LIFE!!!!

Behold! The return of lessons for life!!! We make our epic return with lesson for life #7: crazy bitches will always be crazy.
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:59:00 GMT

I'm lame

mostly because I leave my myspace logged on to Kris' computer
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 21:52:00 GMT

Lessons for Life .295

Behold! Lesson for life #295: Apparently it is possible to get jacked for a calzone in ya own mofuckin' hood.
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 14:47:00 GMT

Lessons for Life 86

Behold! Lesson for life #86: When on doubt, tune into the bat-channel. You know the bat-time and bat-place...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:32:00 GMT

Lessons for Life .2020

Behold! Lesson for life #2020: As it turns out, beer bottles do break when hurled at blacktop at full force.
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:37:00 GMT

Lessons for life 22

Behold! Lesson for life #22: when all else fails press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, select, start.
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 06:46:00 GMT

I don't want to lose this shit

The Origin of Ruggah Sauce is a tale as enchanting and mysterious as The Rev. Phineas Q. Longbottom's "Deception in the Backseat of a Yugo" and as fascinating and alluring as 12th century Laotian phil...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 04:14:00 GMT

Lessons for life 71

Behold! Lesson for life #71: Sometimes your song gets turned up, sometimes your song gets turned down. 
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 23:03:00 GMT

Lessons for life 232

Behold! Lesson for life #232: Don't tailgate people. Because ultimately, when the dam bursts, you DO NOT want to be the guy tailgating the truck carrying nine tons of fireworks that's tailgating a fue...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 05:54:00 GMT