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About Me

I have a predilection for meat, if I can get it. However, wildlife is scarce and difficult to catch for a tremendously sad panda. In the winter-bare forest only bamboo provides an easy food source; leaves remain fresh and green throughout the year. I push through the closed ranks of bamboo stems. Her signal is loud, insistent; she is close. Clouds hang low, spruce boughs sag from rain, and my fur is sodden in this melancholy weather that bamboo needs to thrive. A robust sense of reality is very necessary in framing a correct analysis of propositions about unicorns "they cannot be taken alive". Fairies are generally considered benefical toward Pandas. They are sensitive and capricious, however, and often inclined to play pranks; so if their resentment is not to be aroused, they must be spoken well of and always treated with deference. Bad fairies are thought to be responsible for such misfortunes as the bewitching of lil' boars, the substitution of ugly fairy babies, known as changelings, for lil' boars, and the sudden death of cattle. It's okay. I get it. There's no room in the world for pandas. Well, you don't have to worry about me! Sometimes i black out and talk shit on pack 38b, but fuck those guys!!
I like the simpler things in life, like spooning with those who have been bit by the shit bass
This was home
Fuck those guys in pack 38-b

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No (Fancy's) ...everyone that frequents brobq's. The dreadlocked fairy princess that befriends unicorns and weilds a Gibson fire brand SG to sonic bamboo core, Ling Ling come dance with me in the magical fairyland
The higher you get the harder you hit

My Blog

Against the Bamboo grain

The life of the sad panda is a lonely one, filled with hardship and danger. The few who answer the call must leave comfort, safety and often sanity behind. But someone's gotta st...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 15:03:00 GMT

Home Sweet Home

The Sad panda live's in broadleaf and coniferous forests with a dense understory of bamboo, at elevations between 5,000 and 10,000 feet. Torrential rains or dense mist throughout the year charact...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:39:00 GMT

as we build an army we crush some spirit

The young cry loudly for help and require great care from the mothers, and losses of young are a serious problem in the recovery of pack 38-b but the rest of us remain vulnerable to humans. ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 14:46:00 GMT

in the bamboo bunker ... the foxhole of my life

Those Damn fuckers pack 38-b they took out the old watering hole leveled bamboo destroyed I was able to escape underground I've found the way after the movers nearly hit me I'm safe for now but I can'...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 14:35:00 GMT

Smell ya later

On a knoll stands a large fir. A pungent odor tells me that Xui- Chang has rubbed the bark with the glandular area around his anus, depositing his scent. In fact, a panda's short, bushy tail...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 19:04:00 GMT

Areil ..Ookla ..Ride!!!!!

The Sichuan Giant Panda Sanctuary in southwestern China's Chengdu province is home to 30% of the world's endangered panda population and the bears must be protected. Be prepared when the panda ar...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 00:48:00 GMT

Spred too thin

Upon my journey too my new land I think mainly of the new watering holes different places to find shoots the land movers are coming but slowly. I will make my way around in the dense jungle clos...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 01:48:00 GMT

the acid rain's a comin'

Metal toxicity has great impact and relevance to plants; however, this is not limited only to plants but also effects the ecosystem, of which the plant forms an integral component. Plants growing in m...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 18:04:00 GMT

birthday bro b que

everyone go to the asshole castle (except xiu chang and pack 38-b) celebrate Jr. and Dakan's b-day's
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 04:39:00 GMT

Fairiedust in my eyes

While croutched behind the shoots the other day I witnessed something I just couldnt believe. I have fourteen thoughts surroundeing my agenda. The bamboo tastes like pain and a melting ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 19:33:00 GMT