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Master Fluff

Trying to figure it all out....

About Me



According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

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Your Aura is Violet
Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.
And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!

The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say

Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony

Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach What Color Is Your Aura?

My Interests


Your Deadly Sins
Greed: 60%
Lust: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Pride: 20%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%
You'll die in a castle, surrounded by servants. How Sinful Are You?

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.comI watch movies alot. I love music, and would go out of my mind if it didn't distract me from the thoughts inside my head. Laughing is key, I might do it too much.....I wonder what that says about me. Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a penchant for freaky people and unusual settings. You thrive on the concept of the underdog coming out on top.
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Reflections of the Spirit?
You reflect the journey of the spirit. The journy of life as we grow, learn, face our everyday trials. You strive to accomplish tasks and rise above. This is where your spirit finds its strengths. Your journy is sure to have a happy ending, in whatever small form it my come. Please rate high ;-)
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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is a creative hotbed of artistic talent.
You're always making pictures in your mind, especially when you're bored.
You are easily inspired to think colorful, interesting thoughts.
And although it may be hard to express these thoughts, it won't always be. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort.

You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities.

You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.

Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
Your Inner Child Is Naughty
Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.
It's just too much fun to break the rules!
You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.
And no matter what, you refuse to grow up! How Is Your Inner Child?
Your Monster Profile
Grim Terror

You Feast On: Bananas

You Lurk Around In: Candy Factories

You Especially Like to Torment: Hipsters What's Your Monster Name?

Music:

I can listen to anything. I like Jack Johnson alot, but I've been told that my taste in music is very eclectic.
How to make a Adam
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
1 part humour
1 part beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!
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Personality cocktail
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Movies:

I Hate Musicals. Can't watch 'em. I've tried several times to get into several of them, and I just can't do it. For instance, I hate Grease. I do love What Dreams May Come, Powder, Phenomenon, and An Unfinished Life with Morgan Freeman, Robert Redford, Josh Lucas, and Jennifer Lopez is great too.....and most recently, I really like Click with Adam Sandler.
A Ambivalent
D Delicate
A Awesome
M Magical
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Television:


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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test.................................I Don't have cable, or watch antenna tv, but I was into Smallville for the longest time, and actually watched quite a bit of Friends. I also really liked Everybody Loves Raymond.
Name: Adam
Birthdate: 5-11-78
Birthplace: Mattoon, IL.
Current Location: Charleston, IL.
Eye Color: blue or green
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 300 lbs.
Piercings: ear
Tatoos: 1, left calf
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no
Overused Phraze: "that makes me wanna Kill somebody"
FAVORITES
Food: Steak, medium rare
Candy: twizzlers
Number: greater than 1
Color: Electric Blue
Animal: Big Badass Dog
Drink: Ovaltine
Alcohol Drink: Guinness
Bagel: Onion
Letter: F
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes, they can kill ya'!
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Runk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary movies that are Funny: Bride of Chucky
Love or Money: Money, in case I can't find Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: When I go to sleep
Most Missed Memory: Having friendships that were unbreakable
Best phyiscal feature: Hands
First Thought Waking Up: Seriously?!
Goal for this year: Make money with my poems, and find a place to call home
Best Friends: Sleep, and the artist formerly known as God.
Weakness: Gorgeous Ladies, they can get your dumb ass killt
Fears: The Dark, The Light.
Heritage: I asked once, and nobody knows....no seriously
Longest relationship:
Ever Drank: Only when I feel like a fish
Ever Smoked: Right now actually
Ever been Drunk: Not unless you count all the times I drank
Ever beaten someone up: Don't think so
Ever Skinny Dipped: in the shower
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yep, One of those things I'm good at.
Been Dumped Lately: nah
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Doesn't matter, but there's gotta be somethin' there
Favorite Hair Color: not bald, although I'm bettin' some could still pull it off
Short or Long: Yes
Height: Shorter than me, or taller....who cares
Style: In the Open
Looks or Personality: Looks, Gotta be straight up
Hot or Cute cute, hot makes me nervous
Drugs and Alcohol: Are very bad for you, but if nothin' else is goin' on....
Muscular or Really Skinny: Not able to kick my ass, but not about to break.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: only a whole lotta stuff up 'til recently.
What country do you want to Visit: Ireland, and the one I'll call mine.
How do you want to Die: Quickly
Been to the Mall Lately: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if they're really Thunder Storms
Get along with your Parents: only on the phone, they still want me to be them
Health Freak: Don't call me names
Do you think your Attractive: In the mirror, not in photos, its weird...
Believe in Yourself: If not.....who will
Want to go to College: No
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: Would still know what a broken heart feels like if I hadn't though.
Do you Sing: only if I think I can do it justice
Want to get Married: Don't like the idea of putting a price tag on love..
Do you want Children: Someday, when I can give them all they need
Have your future kids names planned out: Well I'm not just gonna go with whats "trendy" at the time.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Wow, if I could take that one back, didn't we already do regrets
Hate anyone: only if they make me
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You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You? My favorite, or most read author is Dean Koontz, but my favorite book is Stranger in a Strange Land, by Robert Heinlein. I've read that quite a few times, but I don't have the patience for it lately, and yet I don't really do much else.Green Street

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Heroes:

Both my heroes can fly. Superman, and Michael Jordan. Oh yeah, and though he can't fly Valentine Michael Smith. .....................................Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 100% Catwoman 80% Spider-Man 60% Supergirl 60% Hulk 60% Superman 40% Batman 40% Wonder Woman 40% The Flash 40% Iron Man 40% Robin 10% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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My Blog

Me Me Me Me

Manic Depression/Life's Unpleasant Lessons   She thinks she has somebody But I know where I stand I know where I've been, and I know where I am   Maybe I was a bit hasty because I didn't wis...
Posted by Master Fluff on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:03:00 PST

Remembering how to bring it out.....

EVENTUALLY.....   God forbid I ever Feel truly trapped For the things I could, but haven't done You'll bare witness, on the day I snap.   The blood will come in waves, Born of a Typhoon, Tha...
Posted by Master Fluff on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:39:00 PST

First Response...

1. Cigarettes: Camel Menthol Lights2. Sex: HAHAHAHAHA3. Relationships: Looking for one that will go the distance...4. Your Last Ex: I'm sorry for what I did with that one....5. Power Ranger: Cheap,Liv...
Posted by Master Fluff on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

Its about damn time.......

A long time coming   I heard Mother died today but she's been dead to me for years. I will not go to see her remains, and I will shed no tears.   They say you have to love her 'cause she's t...
Posted by Master Fluff on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:50:00 PST

I just gotta do it.....

Time Machine   So it seems for years now and as long as I can remember I dwell so much on things I would change, if I could change the things I'll never get to do over.   I hold myself back,...
Posted by Master Fluff on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:08:00 PST

One More Time.......

Creeping Back   They say that We're all connected, Oh if that were true. The very thought makes me giddy inside, When I think of killing you.   For I know When they say "we're all connected"...
Posted by Master Fluff on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:41:00 PST

My mind hates me....

So, I was totally ready for bed, and I just couldn't get to sleep. I'm laying there, and my body just goes "hey, I know you gotta open in the morning but.....why don't you get up, and feel like you're...
Posted by Master Fluff on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 12:45:00 PST

Where it all began....

The first poem I ever wrote....bored in study hall. A Psycho   A psycho is a person who isn't quite all there. A psycho is a person who hides in another's lair.   A psycho is a human being, ...
Posted by Master Fluff on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:43:00 PST

Classic....

Gotta put on another one of my classics, alot of memories tied to this poem.... StraightJacket   I opened fire the second I hit the door. I heard too many screams, I was trying to ignore.  ...
Posted by Master Fluff on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:30:00 PST

Just to see if I still can...

OFF THE CUFF.... Off my Chest....   So, I just opened myself up and I cried I don't know why It just gets bottled up sometimes. It's in there begging to be let out and all we do is hold onto it f...
Posted by Master Fluff on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 04:31:00 PST