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ARMY OF JAMES

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About Me

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i'm fine, how are you. My closest friends consider me an asshole. Apparently a rather large one. Although all of my mother's friends, and girlfriends' mothers Love me. hmmm. i like theatre....i hate drama. i like bartending....i hate bars. i guess i could go on. Are you still reading...either mail me or f*ck off. Ahh, there's the charm i supposedly wield... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I like anything you can do holding a beer. Now that doesn't mean i don't enjoy playing basketball for example. i mean, i don't play basketball that much but i don't hate it. Why are we still talking about basketball? You have progression issues to deal with, pal. Working on cars, and getting people intoxicated from America's real No.1 scam/fraud - alcohol and cigarettes. The two combined are responsible for more deaths than Rambo, The Terminator, and Chuck Norris combined. Yet Marijuana is illegal...cuz they can't tax it. Regaurdless, you have discovered another of my intrests. Aren't you lucky?

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton, Watermelon, Willie Nelson, Leonardo Da Vinci, Aristotle, Neolithic Man....in that order

Music:

Music.....it's not free...some "music" is really virii ok ok, i'll just answer the ?'s. Pretty much anything besides top 40, death/heavymetal, contemporary country, contemporary R&B, contemporary Rap, and f*cking EMO

Movies:

i've never done a movie. i could not, would not sit here and list my favorite movies, there are too many, just ask me, if you please.

Television:

i don't have HD. Does that make me a loser? 2 words for this tv box.....ADULT SWIM (minus the anime) i guess all that was more than 2 words. i shall scrap and revise.......

Books:

Robbins, Quinn, Castaneda, Kerowac, Leary, Robbins some more, "Dang Ol' Madeline d'Engle", i'm also a big fan of Heffner's impact on American printed media.

Heroes:

"my hero's have always been cowboys"...W.N.My father. He isn't a cowboy, though.

My Blog

fruition

i just had, quite possibly, the most satisfying evening ever....a very tall order.  although, i do feel i could perish at this moment and have a fucking great life.  if you know me well, you...
Posted by ARMY OF JAMES on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:33:00 PST

vacation

so this company, bungie,  made this video game called halo.  it was so successful that they had to make a second...it was called halo 2. and a cult classic video game was born. they mad...
Posted by ARMY OF JAMES on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:13:00 PST

standard blog

well, i hate to admit it, but i'm pretty exited about hippy-fest...a.k.a. bonnaroo.  there are just going to be just good as bands there, good comedy, not to mention the hip hop movement has...
Posted by ARMY OF JAMES on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:03:00 PST

mating calls of French vegetables....full story at 11

this morning i decided to do something i swore i'd never agree to.  i'm not telling exactly what it is.  it will cause me to spend time away from home...i don't really like that.  ...
Posted by ARMY OF JAMES on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:14:00 PST

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Posted by ARMY OF JAMES on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:46:00 PST

the agony rainbow

there must be a word to describe it....similar to pain's shadow.....pain must have a shadow....something to follow it wherever it goes, until night falls....then the darkness takes over the emotional ...
Posted by ARMY OF JAMES on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 02:02:00 PST

my naked ass needs a job

the subject pretty much takes care of it...i need a job...what's that you say?..."i thought you were a bartender at blue ridge", you say.... yeah well that's over. do not ask me the details...as the m...
Posted by ARMY OF JAMES on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:28:00 PST

"it's been a while, deah"

the subject was supposed to sound like carl, the neighbor to the aqua teen hunger force members....you know, the wife-beater.....well, yeah....forget i tried to talk....my last blog was a while ago......
Posted by ARMY OF JAMES on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:42:00 PST

grape juice and fried chicken

damn, what a weekend.  Its monday morning, i'm up at 6 am with a half-ass hangover. its just bad enough that i can't go back to sleep, i've tossed and turned for an hour, turned the fan...
Posted by ARMY OF JAMES on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:15:00 PST

tonight's special guest : me, you dumbass

"war" in Iraq Osama bin Lostem' televangelism.....don't even get me started.... the ass that leaves the last sip of OJ in the fridge in lieu of just finishing it. friends moving.....weak, sh...
Posted by ARMY OF JAMES on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST