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> Rules for the Non-Military > Make sure you read # 13 > > > *Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in > our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the > military. > For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. > Here are a few of the areas where we would like your > assistance:* > > 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a > hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. > > > 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American > Flag in protest - kick their ass. > > > 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the > highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone > doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these > veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. > Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make > this Nation great. > Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. > > > 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that > you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle > Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces, > Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you > were seven years old Now, it will only make you look stupid and > get your ass kicked. > > > 5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask > them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a > pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt). > > > 6.If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* > 'non-military', Inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass. > > > 7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, > get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand > over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran > lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either > of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking. > > > 8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a > veteran We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless > of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our > Commander-In-Chief(CinC). The President (for those who didn't > know) is our CinC Regardless of political party. We have no > inside track on what happens inside those big important > buildings where all those representatives meet All we know is > that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, > they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep > asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get > your ass kicked. > > > 9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop > saying It! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and > therefore could kick your ass! > > > 10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying > 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! > Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That > reminds me- if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone > numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass! > > > 11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines),* 'Grunt' > (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), > etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. > Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned > the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked. > > > 12. L ast, but not least, whether or not you become a member of > the military, support our troops and their families. Every > Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family > and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands > of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing > they could be with their families.. Thank God for our military > and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our > country would get it's ass kicked...' > > > *'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the > freedom of the press.' > > 'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom > of speech..' > > 'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us > the freedom to demonstrate.' > > 'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath > the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the > protester to burn the flag.' > > > *AND ONE MORE:: > > > 13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the > national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS. > > > ONE LAST THING: > > > If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what -you > deserve to get your ass kicked!!!! > > I sent this to you, because I didn't want to get my ass kicked. > AMEN........ > > > > > > > > > > > >