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> Rules for the Non-Military
> Make sure you read # 13
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> *Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in
> our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the
> military.
> For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.
> Here are a few of the areas where we would like your
> assistance:*
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> 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a
> hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.
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> 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American
> Flag in protest - kick their ass.
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> 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the
> highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone
> doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these
> veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second.
> Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make
> this Nation great.
> Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
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> 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that
> you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle
> Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces,
> Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you
> were seven years old Now, it will only make you look stupid and
> get your ass kicked.
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> 5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask
> them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a
> pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
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> 6.If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard*
> 'non-military', Inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.
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> 7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade,
> get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand
> over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran
> lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either
> of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.
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> 8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a
> veteran We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless
> of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our
> Commander-In-Chief(CinC). The President (for those who didn't
> know) is our CinC Regardless of political party. We have no
> inside track on what happens inside those big important
> buildings where all those representatives meet All we know is
> that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation,
> they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep
> asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get
> your ass kicked.
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> 9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop
> saying It! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and
> therefore could kick your ass!
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> 10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying
> 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is!
> Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That
> reminds me- if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone
> numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!
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> 11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines),* 'Grunt'
> (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*),
> etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other.
> Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned
> the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.
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> 12. L ast, but not least, whether or not you become a member of
> the military, support our troops and their families. Every
> Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family
> and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands
> of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing
> they could be with their families.. Thank God for our military
> and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our
> country would get it's ass kicked...'
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> *'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the
> freedom of the press.'
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> 'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom
> of speech..'
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> 'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us
> the freedom to demonstrate.'
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> 'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath
> the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the
> protester to burn the flag.'
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> *AND ONE MORE::
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> 13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the
> national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.
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> ONE LAST THING:
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> If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what -you
> deserve to get your ass kicked!!!!
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> I sent this to you, because I didn't want to get my ass kicked.
> AMEN........
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